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BARHACK-ROOM  BALLADS 


AND  OTHER  VERSES  . 


VV^ 


■'^ij- 


BARRACK-ROOM 


BALLADS 


AND  OTHER  VERSES  BY 


RUDYARD      KIPLING 


METHUEN  AND  CO. 

18  BURY  STREET,  W.C. 

LONDON 

1892 

Third  Edition 


"    1 


Cop 


573314 


Edinburgh :  T.  and  A.  Constable,  Printers  to  Her  Majesty. 


PREFACE 

greater  part  of  the  'Barrack-Room 
Ballads/  as  well  as  '  Cleared^  '  Evarra,'  '  The 
Explanation,'  '  The  Conundrum,'  ^  Tomlinson,' 
and  the  'English  Flag'  have  appeared  in  the 
'National  Observer.'  Messrs.  Macmillan  and  Co. 
have  kindly  givai  me  permission  to  reproduce 
four  ballads  contributed  to  their  Magazine,  and 
I  am  i?idebied  to  the  'Si.  James's  Gazette'  for 
a  like  courtesy  in  regard  to  the  ballads  of  the 
'  Clampherdown '  and  '  Bolivar,'  and  the  '  Im- 
perial Rescript.'  '  The  Rhyme  of  the  Three 
Captains'  was  printed  first  in  the  '  Athenceura.' 
I  fancy  that  most  of  the  other  verses  are  new. 

RUDYARD  KIPLING. 


P' 


TO 


WOLCOTT  BALESTIER 


R.    K. 


ix 


1 

I 

Beyond  the  path  of  the  outmost  sun  through  utter  darkness  \ 

hurled — 

Further  than  ever  comet  flared  or  vagrant  star-dust  swirled —  j 

Live  such  as  fought  and  sailed  and  ruled  and  loved  and  '. 

made  our  world.  j 

i 

They  are  purged  of  pride  iecause  they  died,  they  know  the  ' 

worth  of  their  hays,  , 
They  sit  at  wine  with  the  Maidens  Nine  and  the  Gods  of  the 

Elder  Days,  \ 

It  is  their  will  to  serve  or  be  still  as  fitteth  our  Father  s  | 

praise.  \ 

i 

'Tis  theirs  to  sweep  through  the  ringing  deep  where  Azrael's  \ 

outposts  are,  ; 

Or  buffet  a  path  through  the  Pit's  red  wrath  when  God  goes  j 

out  to  war,  | 

Or  hang  with  the  reckless  Seraphim  on  the  rein  of  a  red-  \ 

maned  star.  j 

They  take  their  mirth  in  the  joy  of  the  Earth — they  dare  \ 

not  grieve  for  her  pain —  ; 

They  know  of  toil  and  the  end  of  toil,  they  know  God's  law  \ 
is  plain. 

So  they  whistle  the  Devil  to  make  them  sport  who  know  that  ' 
Sin  is  vain. 

X 


And  ofttimes  cometh  our  wise  Lord  God,  master  of  every  trade, 
'And  tells  them  tales  of  His  daily  toil,  of  Edens  newly  made; 
And  they  rise  to  their  feet  as  He  passes  by,  gentlemen  un- 
afraid. 

To  these  who  are  cleansed  of  base  Desire,  Sorrow  and  Lust 

and  Shame — 
Gods  for  they  knew  the  hearts  of  men,  men  for  they  stooped 

to  Fame, 
Borne  on  the  breath  that  men  call  Death,  my  brother's  spirit 

came. 

He  scarce  had  need  to  doff  his  pride  or  slough  the  dross  of 

Earth- 
E'en  as  he  trod  that  day  to  God  so  walked  he  from  his  birth, 
In  simpleness  and  gentleness  and  honour  and  clean  mirth. 

So  cup  to  lip  in  fellowship  they  gave  him  welcome  high 

And  made  him  place  at  the  banquet  board — the  Strong  Men 

ranged  thereby. 
Who  had  done  his  work  and  held  his  peace  and  had  no  fear 

to  die. 

Beyond  the  loom  of  the  last  lone  star,  through  open  darkness 

hurled. 
Further  than  rebel  comet  dared  or  hiving  star-swarm  swirled, 
Sits  he  with  those  that  praise  our  God  for  that  they  served  His 

world. 


CONTENTS 

PAGE 

TO  WOLCOTT  BALESTIER 

Beyond  the  path  of  the  outmost  sun  through 

utter  darkness  hurled,        ....  x 

Barrack-room   Ballads 

TO  T.  A. 

I  have  made  for  you  a  song,  ....  2 

DANNY  DEEVER 

*^What   are   the   bugles   blowin'  for?'    said 

Files-on-Parade,        .....  3 

TOMMY 

I  went  into  a  public-'ouse  to  get  a  pint  o'  beer,  6 

^FUZZY-WUZZY' 

We  've  fought  with  many  men  acrost  the  seas,        10 

xiii 


xiv  CONTENTS 

FAGS 

SOLDIER,  SOLDIER 

^  Soldier,  soldier  come  from  the  wars,'    .         ,         13 

SCREW-GUNS 

Smokin'  my  pipe  on  the  mountings,  sniffin' 

the  mornin'  cool,      .         .         .         .        .         16 

CELLS 

I  've  a  head  like  a  concertina :  I  've  a  tongue 

like  a  button-stick,   .....         20 

V  GUNGA  DIN 

You  may  talk  o'  gin  and  beer,        ,         .         .         23 

X.    OONTS 

Wot  makes  the  soldier's  'eart  to  penk,  wot 

makes  'im  to  perspire  ?      .         .         .         .         27 

LOOT 

If  you  Ve  ever  stole  a  pheasant-egg  be'ind  the 

keeper's  back,  .         .         .        ,         .         .        31 

'SNARLEYOW' 

This  'appened  in  a  battle  to  a  batt'ry  of  the 

corps, 31 

THE  WIDOW  AT  WINDSOR 

'Ave  you  'eard  o'  the  Widow  at  Windsor,       .         39" 


CONTENTS  XV 

PAGE 

BELTS 

There  was  a  row  in  Silver  Street  that 's  near 

to  Dublin  Quay, 42 

THE  YOUNG  BRITISH  SOLDIER 

When  the  'arf-made  recruity  goes  out  to  the 

East, 46 

VMANDALAY 

By  the  old  Moulmein  Pagoda,  lookin'  east- 
ward to  the  sea, 50 

TROOPIN' 

Troopin',  troopin',  troopin'  to  the  sea,    .         .         54 

THE  WIDOW'S  PARTY 

'  Where  have  you  been  this  while  away,'        .         57 

FORD  O'  KABUL  RIVER 

Kabul  town 's  by  Kabul  river,         ...         60 

V    GENTLEMEN-RANKERS 

To  the  legion  of  the  lost  ones,  to  the  cohort 

of  the  damned, 63 

ROUTE  MARCHIN' 

We  're  marchin'  on  relief  over  Injia's  sunny 

plains, 66 


xvi  CONTENTS 

PAGE 

SHILLIN'  A  DAY 

My  name  is  O'Kelly,  I  've  heard  the  Revelly,         70 


Other    Verses 

THE  BALLAD  OF  EAST  AND  WEST 

Oh,  East  is  East,  and  West  is  West,  and  never 

the  twain  shall  meet,        •         •         •         •         75 

THE  LAST  SUTTEE 

Udai  Chand  lay  sick  to  death,         .         .         .        84 

THE  BALLAD  OF  THE  KING'S  MERCY 

Abdhur  Rahman,  the  Durani  Chief,  of  him  is 

the  story  told,  ......         90 

THE  BALLAD  OF  THE  KING'S  JEST 

When  spring-time  flushes  the  desert  grass,     .         97 

WITH  SCINDIA  TO  DELHI 

The  wreath  of  banquet  overnight  lay  withered 

on  the  neck, 103 


CONTENTS  xvii 

PAGR 

THE  BALLAD  OF  JBOH  DA  THONE 

This  is  the  ballad  of  Boh  da  Thone,        .         .       112 


THE  LAMENT  OF  THE  BORDER  CATTLE 
THIEF 

O  woe  is  me  for  the  merry  life^       .         .         .       125 

THE  RHYME  OF  THE  THREE  CAPTAINS 

.  .  .  At  the  close  of  a  winter  day,  .         .       128 

THE  BALLAD  OF  THE  '  CLAIM PHERDOWN ' 

It  was  our  war-ship 'Clampherd own/     .         .       136 

THE  BALLAD  OF  THE  'BOLIVAR' 

Seven  men  from  all  the  world  back  to  Docks 

again^       ...  ...       141 

THE  SACRIFICE  OF  ER-HEB 

Er-Heb  beyond  the  Hills  of  Ao-Safai,     .         .       146 

THE  EXPLANATION 

Love  and  Death  once  ceased  their  strife,         .       157 
h 


xviii  CONTEN'JS 

PAGE 

THE  GIFT  OF  THE  SEA 

The  dead  child  lay  in  the  shroud,  .         .  158 

EVARRA  AND  HIS  GODS 

Read  here :  This  is  the  story  of  Evarra — man — ,       162 

THE  CONUNDRUM  OF  THE  WORKSHOPS 

When  the  flush  of  a  new-born  sun  fell  first  on 

Eden's  ^reen  and  gold,      ....       166 

THE  LEGEND  OF  EVIL 

This  is  the  sorrowful  story,    .         .         .         .170 

THE  ENGLISH  FLAG 

Winds  of  the  World,  give  answer  I    They  are 

whimpering  to  and  fro,      .         .         .         .174 

'CLEARED' 

Help  for  a  patriot  distressed,  a  spotless  spirit 

hurt, 180 


m 


CONTENTS  xix 

PAGE 

AN  IMPERIAL  RESCRIPT 

Now  this  is  the  tale  of  the  Council  the  German 

Kaiser  decreed, i88 

TOMLINSON 

Now  Tomlinsou  gave  up  the  ghost  in  his  house 

in  Berkeley  Square, .         .         .         .         .192 

L'ENVOI 

There's  a  whisper  down  the  field  where  the 

year  has  shot  her  yield,     ....       203 


I 


I 


BARRACK-ROOM    BALLADS 


To  T.  A. 

I  HAVE  made  for  you  a  song. 

And  it  may  be  right  or  wrong. 
But  only  you  can  tell  me  if  it 's  true ; 

I  have  tried  for  to  explain 

Both  your  pleasure  and  your  pain. 
And,  Thomas,  here 's  my  best  respects  to  you  ! 

O  there  '11  surely  come  a  day 
When  they  '11  give  you  all  your  pay. 

And  treat  you  as  a  Christian  ought  to  do  ; 
So,  until  that  day  comes  round. 
Heaven  keep  you  safe  and  sound. 

And,  Thomas,  here 's  my  best  respects  to  you  ! 

R.  K. 


DANNY  DEEVER 


^What  are  the  bugles  blowin'  for?'    said  Files-on- 

Parade. 
^To  turn  you   out,  to  turn  you  out/   the   Colour- 
Sergeant  said. 
'  What  makes  you  look   so  white,,  so  white  ? '  said 

Files-on-Parade. 
'  I  'm  dreadin'  what  I  've  got  to  watch,'  the  Colour- 
Sergeant  said. 

For  they're  hangin'  Danny  Deever,  you  can 

hear  the  Dead  March  play, 
The   regiment's   in   'oUow  square — they're 

hangin'  him  to-day ; 
They  've  taken  of  his  buttons  off  an'  cut  his 

stripes  away, 
An'  they're  hangin'   Danny  Deever  in  the 
momin'. 


4  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 

*  What  makes  the  rear-rank  breathe  so  'ard  ? '  said 

Files-on- Parade. 
'It's   bitter    cold,    it's    bitter   cold/    the    Colour- 
Sergeant  said. 
'  What  makes  that  front-rank  man  fall  down  ? '  says 

Files-on-Parade. 
'  A  touch  o'  sun,  a  touch  o'  sun/  the  Colour-Sergeant 
said. 

They  are  hangin'  Danny  Deever,  they  are 

marchin'  of  'im  round, 
They  'ave  'alted  Danny  Deever  by  'is  coffin 

on  the  ground ; 
An*  'e  '11  swing  in  'ai^f  a  minute  for  a  sneakin' 

shootin'  hound — 
O   they're   hangin'    Danny    Deever   in   the 
mornin' ! 

*^'Is  cot  was  right-' and  cot  to  mine,'  said  Files-on- 
Parade. 

''E's  sleepin'  out  an'  far  to-night,'  the  Colour- 
Sergeant  said. 

'  I  *ve  drunk  'is  beer  a  score  o'  times,'  said  Files-on- 
Parade. 

''E's  drinkin  bitter  beer  alone,'  the  Colour-Sergeant 
said. 


DANNY  DEEVER  5 

They  are  hangin'  Danny  Deever,  you  must 

mark  'im  to  'is  place, 
For  'e    shot  a  comrade  sleepin' — you   must 

look  'im  in  the  face ; 
Nine  'undred  of  'is  county  an  the  regiment's 

disgrace. 
While  they  're  hangin  Danny  Deever  in  the 

mornin*. 

'  What  *s  that  so  black  agin  the  sun  ? '  said  Files-on- 

Parade. 
^  It 's    Danny   fightin'    'ard    for   life,'    the    Colour- 
Sergeant  said. 
'What's  that  that  whimpers  over'ead?'  said  Files- 

on-Parade. 
'It's  Danny's  soul  that's  passin'  now,'  the  Colour- 
Sergeant  said. 

For  they're  done  with  Danny  Deever,  you 
can  'ear  the  quickstep  play, 
L  The    regiment's    in    column,    an'    they're 

*^  marchin'  us  away ; 

Ho!    the   young    recruits   are    shakin',   an' 

they  '11  want  their  beer  to- day. 
After     hangin'     Danny      Deever     in      the 
mornin'. 


TOMMY 


I  WENT  into  a  public-'ouse  to  get  a  pint  o'  beer^ 

The  publican  'e  up  an'  sez^  '^We  serve  no  red-coats  | 

here/  I 

The  girls  be'ind  the  bar  they  laughed  an'  giggled  j 

fit  to  die,  I 

I  outs  into  the  street  again  an'  to  myself  sez  I ;  j 

O  it's   Tommy  this,  an'   Tommy  that,  an' 

'  Tommy,  go  away ' ;  j 

But  it's  'Thank  you,  Mister  Atkins,'  when  I 

j,' 

the  band  begins  to  play,  | 

The  band  begins  to  play,  my  boys,  the  band  | 

begins  to  play,  j 

O  it 's  '  Thank  you,  Mister  Atkins,'  when  the  j 
band  begins  to  play. 

I  went  into  a  theatre  as  sober  as  could  be. 
They  gave  a  drunk  civilian  room,  but  'adn't  none 
for  me ; 


4 


)MMY 

-They  sent  me  to  the  gallery  or  round  the  music-' alls. 
But  when  it  comes  to  fightin'.  Lord  !  they  '11  shove 
me  in  the  stalls  ! 

For  it's  Tommy  this,  an'  Tommy  that,  an" 

'  Tommy,  wait  outside  ' ; 
But  it 's  '  Special  train  for  Atkins '  when  the 

trooper 's  on  the  tide. 
The  troopship's  on  the  tide,  my  boys,  the 

troopship 's  on  the  tide, 
O  it's  'Special  train  for  Atkins'  when  the 
trooper's  on  the  tide. 


Yes,  makin'  mock  o'  uniforms  that  guard  you  while 

you  sleep 
Is  cheaper  than  them  uniforms,  an*  they  're  starva- 
tion cheap ; 
An    hustlin'  drunken  soldiers  when  they're  goin' 

large  a  bit 

\  Is  five  times  better  business  than  paradin'  in  full  kit. 
Then   it's   Tommy   this,   an'    Tommy   that, 

an'  '  Tommy,  'ow  's  yer  soul  ? ' 
But  it's  *^Thin  red  line  of  'eroes '  when  the 
drums  begin  to  roll. 


8                   BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS  ] 

The  drums  begin  to  roll,  my  boys,  the  drums  I 

begin  to  roll,  j 

O  it's  'Thin  red  line  of  'eroes'  when  tlie  j 

drums  begin  to  roll.  , 

We  aren't  no  thin  red  'eroes,  nor  we  aren't  no  black-  :; 

guards  too,  1 

But  single  men  in  barricks,  most  remarkable  like  ■■ 

you  ;  : 

An'  if  sometimes  our  conduck  isn't  all  your  fancy  ; 

paints. 

Why,  single  men  in  barricks  don't  grow  into  plaster  j 

saints :  ! 

I 

While  it's  Tommy  this,  an'  Tommy  that,  an'  ' 

'  Tommy,  fall  be'ind,'  \ 

But  it 's  '  Please  to  walk  in  front,  sir,'  when  J 

there 's  trouble  in  the  wind,  ! 

There 's  trouble  in  the  wind,  my  boys,  there 's  i 

trouble  in  the  wind,  j 
O  it's  'Please   to  walk  in  front,  sir,'  when 

there's  trouble  in  the  wind. 

:l 

You  talk  o'  better  food  for  us,  an'  schools,  an'  fires,  : 

an'  all :  ] 

I 

We'll  wait  for  extry  rations  if  you  treat  us  rational.  | 


TOMMY  9 


I 

^H       to  our  face 

^Hrhe  Widow's  Uniform  is  not  the  soldier-man's  dis- 
grace. 

For  it's  Tommy  this,  an'  Tommy  that,  an' 

^  Chuck  him  out,  the  brute  ! ' 
But  it 's  '  Saviour  of  'is  country '  when  the 
guns  begin  to  shoot  ; 
B  An'  it's  Tommy  this,  an'  Tommy  that,  an' 

anything  you  please ; 
An'  Tommy  ain't  a  bloomin'  fool — you  bet 
that  Tommy  sees  ! 


'FUZZY-WUZZY' 

(sOUDAN    EXPEDITIONARY    FORCe) 

We  've  fought  with  many  men  acrost  the  seas^ 

An'  some  of  'em  was  brave  an'  some  was  not  : 
The  Paythan  an'  the  Zulu  an'  Burmese  ; 

But  the  Fuzzy  was  the  finest  o'  the  lot. 
We  never  got  a  ha'porth's  change  of  'im  : 

'E  squatted  in  the  scrub  an'  'ocked  our  'orses, 
'E  cut  our  sentries  up  at  Sua^m, 

An'  'e  played  the  cat  an'  banjo  with  our  forces.         i 

So  'ere 's  to  you.  Fuzzy- Wuzzy,  at  your  *ome    * 

in  the  Soudan ;  j 

You're  a  pore  benighted  'eathen  but  a  first-    j 

class  fightin'  man  ; 
We  gives  you  your  certificate,  an'  if  you  want 

it  signed 
We  '11  come  an*  'ave  a  romp  with  you  when- 
ever you  're  inclined.  ■ 

10 


'FUZZy-WUZZY  11 

We  took  our  chanst  among  the  Kyber  'ills^ 

The  Boers  knocked  us  silly  at  a  mile. 
The  Burman  give  us  Irriwaddy  chills^ 

An'  a  Zulu  impi  dished  us  up  in  style : 
But  all  we  ever  got  from  such  as  they 

Was  pop  to  what  the  Fuzzy  made  us  swaller ; 
We  'eld  our  bloomin'  own,  the  papers  say, 

But  man  for  man  the  Fuzzy  knocked  us  'oiler. 
Then   'ere's  to  you,  Fuzzy-Wuzzy,  an'   the 

missis  and  the  kid ; 
Our  orders  was  to  break  you,  an*  of  course 

we  went  an'  did. 
We  sloshed  you  with  Martinis,  an'  it  wasn't 

'ardly  fair ; 
But  for  all  the  odds  agin'  you.  Fuzzy- Wuz, 
you  broke  the  square. 

'E  'asn't  got  no  papers  of  'is  own, 

'E  'asn't  got  no  medals  nor  rewards. 
So  we  must  certify  the  skill  'e  's  shown 

In  usin'  of  'is  long  two-'anded  swords  ; 
When  'e  's  'oppin'  in  an'  out  among  the  bush 

With  'is  coffin-' eaded  shield  an'  shovel-spear. 
An  'appy  day  with  Fuzzy  on  the  rush 

Will  last  an  'ealthy  Tommy  for  a  year. 


12  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 

So    'ere 's    to    you,    Fuzzy- Wuzzy,    an'   your 

friends  which  are  no  more, 
If  we  'adn't  lost  some  messmates  we  would 

'elp  you  to  deplore ; 
But  give  an'  take 's  the  gospel,  an'  we  '11  call 

the  bargain  fair. 
For   if    you   'ave   lost    more   than    us,   you 

crumpled  up  the  square  / 

^E  rushes  at  the  smoke  when  we  let  drive. 

An',  before  we  know,  'e  's  'ackin'  at  our  'ead ; 
'E's  all  'ot  sand  an'  ginger  when  alive. 

An'  'e's  generally  shammin'  when  'e's  dead. 
'E's  a  daisy,  'e's  a  ducky,  'e's  a  lamb ! 

'E's  a  injia-rubber  idiot  on  the  spree, 
*E's  the  on'y  thing  that  doesn't  give  a  damn 
For  a  Regiment  o'  British  Infantree  ! 

So  'ere 's  to  you.  Fuzzy- Wuzzy,  at  your  'orne 

in  the  Soudan ; 
You're  a  pore  benighted  'eathen  but  a  first- 
class  fightin'  man ; 
An'  'ere's  to  you.  Fuzzy- Wuzzy,  with  your 

'ayrick  'ead  of  'air — 
You  big  black  boundin'  beggar — for  you  broke 
a  British  square ! 


i  SOLDIER,  SOLDIER 

,) 

A 

'  Soldier^  soldier  come  from  the  wars, 

'  Why  don't  you  march  with  my  true  love  ? ' 

'We're  fresh  from  off  the  ship  an'  'e's  maybe  give 

the  slip, 
'  An'  you  'd  best  go  look  for  a  new  love.' 

New  love  !     True  love  ! 

Best  go  look  for  a  new  love. 

The  dead  they  cannot  rise,  an'  you'd  better 

dry  your  eyes. 
An  you'd  best  go  look  for  a  new  love. 


8*  Soldier,  soldier  come  from  the  wars, 
'  What  did  you  see  o'  my  true  love  ? ' 
'  I  seed  'im  serve  the  Queen  in  a  suit  o'  rifle-green, 
'  An'  you  'd  best  go  look  for  a  new  love.' 


14  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 

'  Soldier,  soldier  come  from  the  wars, 

'  Did  ye  see  no  more  o'  my  true  love  ? ' 

'  I  seed  'im  runnin  by  when  the  shots  begun  to  fly — 

'  But  you  'd  best  go  look  for  a  new  love/ 

'  Soldier,  soldier  come  from  the  wars, 

'  Did  aught  take  'arm  to  my  true  love  ? ' 

'I  couldn't  see  the  fight,  for  the  smoke  it  lay  so 

white — 
'  An'  you  'd  best  go  look  for  a  new  love/ 

'  Soldier,  soldier  come  from  the  wars, 

'  I  '11  up  an'  tend  to  my  true  love  ! ' 

^'E's  lying  on  the  dead  with  a  bullet  through  'is  'ead^ 

'An'  you'd  best  go  look  for  a  new  love/ 

'  Soldier,  soldier  come  from  the  wars, 

'  I  '11  down  an'  die  with  my  true  love '. ' 

'The  pit  we  dug '11  'ide  'im  an'  the  twenty  men 

beside  'im — 
'  An'  you  'd  best  go  look  for  a  new  love/ 

'  Soldier,  soldier  come  from  the  wars, 

'  Do  you  bring  no  sign  from  my  true  love  ? ' 


SOLDIER,  SOLDIER 


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I  bring  a  lock  of  'air  that  'e  aUus  used  to  wear. 
An'  you'd  best  go  look  for  a  new  love.' 

Soldier,  soldier  come  from  the  wars, 

O  then  I  know  it 's  true  I  've  lost  my  true  love  !  * 

An'  I  tell  you  truth  again — when  you  've  lost  the 

feel  o'  pain 
You  'd  best  take  me  for  your  true  love/ 

True  love  !     New  love  ! 

Best  take  'im  for  a  new  love. 

The  dead  they  cannot  rise,  an'  you'd  better 

dry  your  eyes, 
An'  you  'd  best  take  'im  for  your  true  love. 


SCREW-GUNS 

Smokin'    my   pipe    on   the    mountings,    sniffin     the 

mornin'  cool, 
I  walks  in  my  old  brown  gaiters  along  o'  my  old 

brown  mule. 
With  seventy  gunners  be'ind  me,  an'  never  a  beggar 

forgets 
It's  only  the  pick  of  the  Army  that  handles  the 
dear  little  pets — 'Tss  !  'Tss  ! 

For  you  all  love  the  screw-guns — the  screw- 
guns  they  all  love  you  ! 
So  when  we  call  round  with  a  few  guns,  o' 
course  you  will  know  what  to  do — hoo ! 
hoo ! 
Jest  send  in  your  Chief  an  surrender — itj 

worse  if  you  fights  or  you  nms : 
You  can  go  where  you  please,  you  can  skid 
up  the  trees,  but  you  don't   get   away 
from  the  guns ! 

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SCREW-GUNS 

ley  sends  us  along  where  the  roads  are,  but  mostly 
we  goes  where  they  ain't : 
We  'd  climb  up  the  side  of  a  sign-board  an  trust  to 

the  stick  o'  the  paint  : 
We  've  chivied  the  Naga  an'  Looshai,  we  've  give  the 

Afreedeeman  fits. 
For  we  fancies  ourselves  at  two  thousand,  we  guns 
that  are  built  in  two  bits — 'Tss  !  'Tss  ! 
For  you  all  love  the  screw-guns  .  .  . 

If  a  man  doesn't  work,  why,  we  drills  'im  an'  teaches 

'im  'ow  to  behave ; 
If  a  beggar  can't  march,  why,  we  kills  'im  an'  rattles 

'im  into  'is  grave. 
You  've  got  to  stand  up  to  our  business  an'  spring 

without  snatchin'  or  fuss. 
D  'you  say  that  you  sweat  with  the  field-guns  ?     By 

God,  you  must  lather  with  us — 'Tss !  'Tss  ! 
For  you  all  love  the  screw-guns  .  .  . 

The   eagles  is  screamin'   around  us,  the  river's  a- 

moanin'  below. 
We  're  clear  o'  the  pine  an  the  oak-scrub,  we  're  out 

on  the  rocks  an'  the  snow, 

B 


18  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 

An'  the  wind  is  as  thin  as  a  whip-lash  what  carries 

away  to  the  plains 
The  rattle  an'  stamp  o'  the  lead-mules — thejinglety- 

jink  o'  the  chains — Tss  !  'Tss  ! 

For  you  all  love  the  screw-guns  .  .  . 

There  's  a  wheel  on  the  Horns  o'  the  Mornin',  an'  a 

wheel  on  the  edge  o'  the  Pit, 
An'  a  drop  into  nothin'  beneath  you  as  straight  as 

a  beggar  can  spit  : 
With  the  sweat  runnin'  out  o'  your  shirt-sleeves,  an' 

the  sun  off  the  snow  in  your  face. 
An'  'arf  o'  the  men  on  the  drag-ropes  to  hold  the 

old  gun  in  'er  place — 'Tss  !  'Tss  ! 
Fcr  you  all  love  the  screw-guns  .  .  . 

Smokin'  my  pipe  on  the  mountings,  sniffin'  the 
momin'  cool, 

I  climbs  in  my  old  brown  gaiters  along  o'  my  old 
brown  mule. 

The  monkey  can  say  what  our  road  was — the  wild- 
goat  'e  knows  where  we  passed. 

Stand  easy,  you  long-eared  old  darlin's  !  Out  drag- 
ropes !    With  shrapnel !    Holdfast — 'Tss  I 'Tss  I 


SCREW-GUNS 


For  you  all  love  the  screw-guns — the  screw- 
guns  they  all  love  you  ! 

So  when  we  take  tea  with  a  few  guns,  o' 
course  you  will  know  what  to  do — hoo  ! 
hoo  ! 

Jest  send  in  your  Chief  an'  suiTender — it 's 
worse  if  you  fights  or  you  runs  : 

You  may  hide  in  the  caves,  they  '11  be  only 
your  graves,  but  you  can't  get  away  from 
the  guns  ! 


CELLS 

I  'vE  a  head  like  a  concertira  :  I  've  a  tongue  like  a 

button-stick : 
I  've  a  mouth  like  an  old  potato^  and  I  'm  more  than 

a  little  sickj 
But  I  've  had  my  fun  o'  the  Corp'ral's  Guard  :  I  've 

made  the  cinders  fly. 
And  I  'm  here  in  the  Clink  for  a  thundering  drink 

and  blacking  the  Corporal's  eye. 

With  a  second-hand  overcoat  under  my  head. 
And  a  beautiful  view  of  the  yard, 

O  it's  pack-drill  for  me  and  a  fortnight's  C.B. 
For  '  drunk  and  resisting  the  Guard ! ' 
Mad  drunk  and  resisting  the  Guard — 
'Strewth,  but  I  socked  it  them  hard ! 

So  it 's  pack-drill  for  me  and  a  fortnight's  C.B. 
For  'drunk  and  resisting  the  Guard.' 

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CELLS  21 

I  started  o'  canteen  porter,  I  finished   o'    canteen 

beer. 
But  a  dose  o'  gin  that  a  mate  slipped  in,  it  was  that 

that  brought  me  here. 
'Twas  that  and  an  extry  double  Guard  that  rubbed 

my  nose  in  the  dirt ; 
But  I  fell  away  with  the  Corp'ral's  stock  and  the 

best  of  the  Corp'ral's  shirt. 


I  left  my  cap  in  a  public-house,  my  boots  in  the 

public  road. 
And  Lord  knows  where,  and  I  don't  care,  my  belt 

and  my  tunic  goed  ; 
They  '11  stop  my  pay,  they  '11  cut  away  the  stripes  I 

used  to  wear. 
But  I  left  my  mark  on  the  Corp'ral's  face,  and  I 

think  he  '11  keep  it  there  ! 


k 


My  wife  she  cries  on  the  barrack-gate,  my  kid  in 
the  barrack-yard, 

i ain't  that  I  mind  the  Ord'ly  room — it 's  that  that 
cuts  so  hard. 
! 


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I  '11  take  my  oath  before  them  both  that  I  will  sure    j 

abstain. 
But  as  soon  as  I  'm  in  with  a  mate  and  gin,  I  know 

I  '11  do  it  again ! 

With  a  second-hand  overcoat  under  my  head. 
And  a  beautiful  view  of  the  yard. 

Yes,  it 's  pack-drill  for  me  and  a  fortnight's  C.B. 
¥or  '  drunk  and  resisting  the  Guard  ! ' 
Mad  drunk  and  resisting  the  Guard — 
'Strewth,  but  I  socked  it  them  hard  ! 

So  it's  pack-drill  for  me  and  a  fortnight's  C.B. 
For  ^  drunk  and  resisting  the  Guard.' 


GUNGA  DIN 


You  may  talk  o'  gin  and  beer 
When  you're  quartered  safe  out  'ere. 
An'  you  're  sent  to  penny-fights  an'  Aldershot  it ; 
But  when  it  comes  to  slaughter 
You  will  do  your  work  on  water^ 
An'  you  '11  lick  the  bloomin'  boots  of 'im  that 's  got  it. 
Now  in  Injia's  sunny  clime. 
Where  I  used  to  spend  my  time 
A-servin'  of  'Er  Majesty  the  Queen, 
Of  all  them  blackfaced  crew 
The  finest  man  I  knew 
Was  our  regimental  bhisti,  Gunga  Din. 
He  was  '  Din  !  Din  !  Din  ! 

'  You  limpin'  lump  o'  brick-dust,  Gunga  Din ! 
'  Hi  !  slippery  hitherao  ! 
'  Water,  get  it !     Panee  lao  !  ^ 

'  You  squidgy-nosed  old  idol,  Gunga  Din.' 

The  uniform  'e  wore 
Was  nothin'  much  before, 

1  Bring  water  swiftly. 


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24  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 

An  rather  less  than  'arf  o'  that  be'ind. 

For  a  piece  o*  twisty  rag 

An'  a  goatskin  water-bag 

Was  all  the  field-equipment  'e  could  find. 

When  the  sweatin*  troop-train  lay 

In  a  sidin'  through  the  day, 

Where  the  'eat  would  make  your  bloomin'  eyebrows 

crawl. 
We  shouted  '  Harry  By  ! '  ^ 
Till  our  throats  were  bricky-dry. 
Then  we  wopped  'im  'cause  'e  couldn't  serve  us  all. 
It  was  '  Din  !  Din  !  Din  ! 
^ You  'eathen,  where  the  mischief  'ave  you  been  } 
'You  put  some  juldee^  in  it 
'  Or  I  '11  marrow  ^  you  this  minute 
'  If  you  don't  fill  up  my  helmet,  Gunga  Din  !  * 

*E  would  dot  an'  carry  one 

Till  the  longest  day  was  done ; 

An'  'e  didn't  seem  to  know  the  use  o'  fear. 

If  we  charged  or  broke  or  cut. 

You  could  bet  your  bloomin'  nut, 

'E  'd  be  waitin'  fifty  paces  right  flank  rear. 

1  Mr.  Atkins's  equivalent  for  '  O  brother.' 

2  Be  quick.  *  Hit  you. 


With  'is  mussick^  on  'is  back, 

'E  would  skip  with  our  attack, 

An'  watch  us  till  the  bugles  made  '  Retire/ 

An'  for  all  'is  dirty  'ide 

'E  was  white,  clear  white,  inside 

When  'e  went  to  tend  the  wounded  under  fire  ! 
It  was  ^Din!  Din!  Din!' 
With  the  bullets  kickin'  dust-spots  on  the  green. 
When  the  cartridges  ran  out. 
You  could  hear  the  front-files  shout, 
*  Hi !  ammunition-mules  an'  Gunga  Din !  * 

I  sha'n't  forgit  the  night 
When  I  dropped  be'ind  the  fight 
With  a  bullet  where  my  belt-plate  should  'a'  been. 
I  was  chokin'  mad  with  thirst. 
An'  the  man  that  spied  me  first 
Was  our  good  old  grinnin',  gruntin'  Gunga  Din. 
'E  lifted  up  my  'ead. 
An'  he  plugged  me  where  I  bled. 
An'  'e  guv  me  'arf-a-pint  o'  water-green  : 
It  was  crawlin'  and  it  stunk. 
But  of  all  the  drinks  I  've  drunk, 
I  'm  gratefullest  to  one  from  Gunga  Din. 
1  Water-skin, 


26  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 

It  was  '  Din  !  Din  !  Din  ! 

'  'Ere 's  a  beggar  with  a  bullet  through  'is  spleen; 
^  'E's  chawin  up  the  ground, 
^  An'  'e  's  kickin  all  around  : 

'  For  Gawd's  sake  git  the  water,  Gunga  Din  ! ' 

'E  carried  me  away 

To  where  a  dooli  lay. 

An'  a  bullet  come  an'  drilled  the  beggar  clean. 

'E  put  me  safe  inside. 

An'  just  before  'e  died, 

'  I  'ope  you  liked  your  drink,'  sez  Gunga  Din. 

So  I  '11  meet  'im  later  on 

At  the  place  where  'e  is  gone — 

Where  it's  always  double  drill  and  no  canteen ; 

'E  '11  be  squattin'  on  the  coals 

Givin'  drink  to  poor  damned  souls. 

An'  I  '11  get  a  swig  in  hell  from  Gunga  Din  ! 
Yes,  Din  !  Din  !  Din  ! 
You  Lazarushian-leather  Gunga  Din  I 

Though  I  've  belted  you  and  flayed  you," 
By  the  livin'  Gawd  that  made  you. 
You  're  a  better  man  than  I  am,  Gunga  Din  ! 


i. 


OONTS 

(northern  INDIA  TRANSPORT  TRAIN) 

''oT  makes  the  soldier's  'eart  to  penk,  wot  makes 
'im  to  perspire  ? 
It  isn't  standin'  up  to  charge  nor  lyin  down  to  fire ; 
But  it 's  everlastin'  waitin'  on  a  everlastin'  road 
For  the  commissariat  camel  an'  'is  commissariat  load. 
O  the  oont,^  O  the  oont,  O  the  commissariat 
oont ! 
With  'is  silly  neck  a-bobbin'  like  a  basket 
full  o'  snakes  ; 
We  packs  'im  like  an  idol,  an'  you  ought  to 
'ear  'im  grunt. 
An'  when  we  gets  'im  loaded  up  'is  blessed 
girth-rope  breaks. 


Wot  makes  the  rear-guard  swear  so  'ard  when  night 

is  drorin'  in. 
An'  every  native  follower  is  shiverin'  for  'is  skin  ? 

^  Camel: — oo  is  pronounced  like  n  in  'bull,'  but  by  Mr. 
Atkins  to  rhyme  with  'front.' 

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28  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 

It  ain't  the  chanst  o'  being  rushed  by  Paythans  from 

the  'ills. 
It's  the  commissariat  camel  puttin'  on  'is  bloomin' 
frills  ! 

O  the  oont,  O  the  oont,  O  the  hairy  scary 
oont ! 

A-trippin'  over  tent-ropes  when  we  've  got      j 

the  night  alarm  !  ! 

We  socks  'im  with  a  stretcher-pole  an'  'eads      \ 

'im  off  in  front,  \ 

An'  when  we  've  saved  'is  bloomin'  life  'e 

chaws  our  bloomin'  arm. 

The  'orse  'e  knows  above  a  bit,  the  bullock 's  but  a 

fool. 
The  elephant 's  a  gentleman,  the  battery-mule  's  a 

mule ;  j 

But  the  commissariat  cam-u-el,  when  all  is  said  an' 

done,  I 

■i 

'E's  a  devil  an'  a  ostrich  an  a  orphan-child  in  one.        \ 
O  the  oont,  O  the  oont,  O  the  Gawd-forsaken 

oont !  j 

The   lumpy-' umpy   'ummin'-bird   a-singin'      J 
where  'e  lies. 


OONTS 

'E's  blocked  the  whole  division    from  the 
rear-guard  to  the  front. 
An     when   we    get    him    up   again — the 
beggar  goes  an'  dies  ! 

'E'll  gall  an    chafe  an    lame   an'   fight — 'e  smells 

most  awful  vile ; 
'E  '11  lose  'isself  for  ever  if  you  let  'im  stray  a  mile ; 
'E  's  game  to  graze  the  'ole  day  long  an'  'owl  the 

'ole  night  through. 
An'  when  'e  comes  to  greasy  ground  'e  splits  'isself 
in  two. 

O  the   oont,  O   the  oont,    O    the   floppin', 
droppin'  oont ! 
When  'is  long  legs  give  from  under  an'  'is 
meltin'  eye  is  dim. 
The  tribes  is  up  be'ind  us,  and   the   tribes 
is  out  in  front — 
It  ain't  no  jam  for  Tommy,  but  it's  kites 
an'  crows  for  'im. 

So  when  the  cruel  march  is  done,  an'   when  the 

roads  is  blind. 
An'  when  we  sees  the  camp  in  front  an'  'ears  the 

shots  be'ind. 


30  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 

Ho  !  then  we  strips  'is  saddle  off,  and  all  'is  woes  is      | 

past :  I 

'E  thinks  on  us  that  used  'im  sOj  and  gets  revenge 

at  last. 

O  the    oont,   O    the    oont,    O  the    floatin', 

bloatin'  oont ! 

The  late  lamented  camel  in  the  water-cut      ,j 

'e  lies ;  J 

We  keeps  a  mile  be'ind  'im  an'  we  keeps  a 

mile  in  front. 

But  'e  gets  into   the    drinkin' -casks,,   and 

then  o'  course  we  dies. 


LOOT 


Ve  ever   stole   a   pheasant-egg   be'ind  the 
keeper's  back_, 
If  you  've  ever  snigged  the  washin'  from  the  line, 
you  've  ever  crammed  a  gander  in  your  bloomin' 

'aversack. 
You  will  understand  this  little  song  o  mine, 
iut   the  service  rules  are  'ard,  an'  from    such  we 
are  debarred, 
For  the  same  with  English  morals  does  not  suit. 

{Comet :  Toot !  toot !) 
'Yj  they  call  a  man  a  robber  if  'e  stuffs  'is  marchin' 

clobber 
With  the— 
(Chorus)  Loo  !  loo  !    Lulu  !  lulu  !    Loo  !  loo  !    Loot ! 
loot!  loot! 

Ow  the  loot  ! 
Bloomin'  loot ! 
That 's  the  thing  to  make  the  boys  git  up 
an'  shoot! 

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32  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 

It 's  the  same  with  dogs  an'  men, 
If  you  'd  make  'em  come  agahi 
Clap  'em  forward  with  a  Loo  !   loo !    Lulu ! 
Loot ! 
{ff)  Whoopee  !    Tear  'im,  puppy !  Loo !  loo !  Lulu ! 
Loot!  loot!  loot! 

If  you've  knocked  a  nigger  edgeways  when  'e's    ] 
thrustin'  for  your  life,  I 

You  must  leave  'im  very  careful  where  'e  fell ; 
An'  may  thank  your  stars  an'  gaiters  if  you  didn't   { 
feel  'is  knife  I 

That  you  ain't  told  off  to  bury  'im  as  well.  i 

Then  the  sweatin'  Tommies  wonder  as  they  spade 
the  beggars  under 
Why  lootin'  should  be  entered  as  a  crime ;  i 

So  if  my  song  you'll  'ear,  I  will  learn  you  plain  an'    j 
clear 
'Ow  to  pay  yourself  for  fightin'  overtime. 
(Chorus)     With  the  loot,  .  .  . 

Now  remember  when  you  're  'acking  round  a  gilded 
Burma  god 
That  'is  eyes  is  very  often  precious  stones ; 


LOOT  33 

if  you   treat  a  nigger  to  a  dose  o'   cleanin - 
rod 
E  's  like  to  show  you  everything  'e  owns, 
hen  'e  won  t  prodooce  no  more,  pour  some  water 

on  the  floor 
Where  you  'ear  it  answer  'ollow  to  the  boot 
(Comet:  Toot!  toot  !)— 
When  the  ground  begins  to  sink,  shove  your  baynick 
^K  down  the  chink, 

^H  An'  you  're  sure  to  touch  the — 

^{Chorus)      Loo  !  loo  !    Lulu !    Loot !  loot !  loot ! 

IOw  the  loot !  .  .  . 
hen  from  'ouse  to  'ouse  you  're  'unting,  you  must 
always  work  in  pairs — 
It  'alves  the  gain,  but  safer  you  will  find — 
For  a  single  man  gets  bottled  on  them  twisty-wisty 

I         stairs. 
An'  a  woman  comes  and  clobs  'im  from  be  'ind. 
hen  you've  turned  'em  inside  out,  an'  it  seems 
beyond  a  doubt 
As  if  there  weren't  enough  to  dust  a  flute 
(Comet :  Toot !  toot !)— 


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BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 


Before  you  sling  your  'ook,atthe  'ousetops  take  alook. 
For  it's  underneath  the  tiles  they  'ide  the  loot. 
{Chorus)     Ow  the  loot !  .  .  . 

You  can  mostly  square  a  Sergint  an  a  Quartermaster 
too_, 
If  you  only  take  the  proper  way  to  go ; 
/  could  never  keep  my  pickin's,  but  I  Ve  learned 
you  all  I  knew — 
An'  don't  you  never  say  I  told  you  so. 
An'  now  I  '11  bid  good-bye,  for  I  'm  gettin'  rather  dry. 
An'  I  see  another  tunin'  up  to  toot 
(Comet:  Toot!  toot  !)— 
So  'ere  *s  good-luck  to  those  that  wears  the  Widow's 
clo'es. 
An*  the  Devil  send  'em  all  they  want  o'  loot ! 
(Chorus)       Yes,  the  loot, 
Bloomin'  loot ! 
In  the  tunic  an'  the  mess-tin  an'  the  boot ! 
It 's  the  same  with  dogs  an'  men. 
If  you  'd  make  'em  come  again 
(^/^) Whoop  'em  forward  with  a  Loo  !  loo  !     Lulu ! 
Loot!  loot!  loot! 
Heeya  !    Sick  'im,  p'^'ppy !    Loo  !  loo  .'    LuluT 
Loot!  loot!  loot! 


^^^!Hi 


'SNARLEYOW 

This  'appened  in  a  battle  to  a  batt'ry  of  the  corps 
Which  is  first  among  the  women  an'  amazin'  first  in 

»war; 
*  what  the  bloomin  battle  was  I  don't  remember 
now, 
But  Two 's  ofF-lead  'e  answered  to  the  name  o'  Snarle- 

Iyow. 
Down  in  the  Infantry,  nobody  cares  ; 
Down  in  the  Cavalry,  Colonel  'e  swears ; 
But  down  in  the  lead  with  the  wheel  at  the 
flog 
Turns  the  bold  Bombardier  to  a  little  whipped 
dog! 

They  was  movin  into  action^  they  was  needed  very 
To  learn  a  little  schoolin'  to  a  native  army  corps, 


36  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 

They  'ad  nipped  against  an  uphill,  they  was  tuckin 

down  the  brow, 
When  a  tricky,  trundlin'  roundshot  give  the  knock  j 

to  Snarleyow. 

They  cut  'im  loose  an*  left  'im — 'e  was  almost  tore 

in  two — 
But  he  tried  to  follow  after  as  a  well-trained  'orse 

should  do ;  \ 

'E   went   an    fouled    the   limber,  an    the  Driver's    ■ 

Brother  squeals  :  I 

'  Pull  up,  pull  up  for  Snarleyow — 'is  head 's  between    j 

'is  'eels  ! '  ) 


The  Driver  'umped  'is  shoulder,  for  the  wheels  was 
goin'  round. 

An'  there  ain't  no  'Stop,  conductor!'  when  a 
batt'ry's  changin'  ground; 

Sez  'e :  'I  broke  the  beggar  in,  an'  veiy  sad  I  feels, 

'But  I  couldn't  pull  up,  not  for  you — your  'ead  be- 
tween your  'eels !  * 


'E  'adn't  'ardly  spoke  the  word,  before  a  droppin 

shell 
A  little  right  the  batt'ry  an'  between  the  sections  fell 


.in' 

4 


'SNARLEYOW  37 

Ln*  when  the  smoke  'ad  cleared  away^  before  the 
limber  wheels, 
There  lay  the  Driver  s  Brother  with  'is  'ead  between 
^B   'is  'eels. 

Then  sez  the  Driver's  Brother,  an'  'is  words  was  very 
^Ki  plain, 

'  For  Gawd's  own  sake  get  over  me,  an'  put  me  out 
o'  pain.' 
ley  saw  'is  wounds  was  mortial,  an    they  judged 
that  it  was  best, 
So  they  took  an'  drove  the  limber  straight  across  'is 
Hi    back  an'  chest. 


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The  Driver  'e  give  nothin'  'cept  a  little  coughin' 
grunt, 

'e  swung  'is  'orses  'andsome  when  it  came  to 
'  Action  Front ! ' 

if  one  wheel  was  juicy,  you  may  lay  your  Mon- 
day head 
ras  juicier  for  the  niggers  when  the  case  begun 
to  spread. 

moril  of  this  story,  it  is  plainly  to  be  seen  : 
*avn'tgot  no  familieswhen  servin'  of  the  Queen — 


' 


38  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 


You  *avn't  got  no  brothers,  fathers,  sisters,  wives,  or 

sons — 

If  you  want  to  win  your  battles  take  an'  work  your 
bloomin'  guns ! 

Down  in  the  Infantry,  nobody  cares ; 
Down  in  the  Cavalry,  Colonel  'e  swears ; 
But  down  in  the  lead  with  the  wheel  at  the  flog 
Turns  the  bold  Bombardier  to  a  little  whipped 
dog! 


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THE  WIDOW  AT  WINDSOR 

VE  you  ■  card  o'  the  Widow  at  Windsor 
With  a  hairy  gold  crown  on  'er  'ead  ? 
She  'as  ships  on  the  foam — she  'as  millions  at  'ome, 

I  An'  she  pays  us  poor  beggars  in  red. 
(Ow,  poor  beggars  in  red ! ) 
lere  's  'er  nick  on  the  cavalry  'orses. 
There 's  'er  mark  on  the  medical  stores — 
i'  'er  troopers  you  '11  find  with  a  fair  wind  be'ind 
That  takes  us  to  various  wars. 

(Poor  beggars  ! — barbarious  wars  !) 

Then  'ere 's  to  the  Widow  at  Windsor, 
An'  'ere 's  to  the  stores  an'  the  guns. 
The  men  an'  the  'orses  what  makes  up  the 
forces 
O'  Missis  Victorier's  sons. 
(Poor  beggars  !  Victorier's  sons  !) 

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40  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 

Walk  wide  o'  the  Widow  at  Windsor, 

For  'alf  o'  Creation  she  owns  : 
We  'ave  bought  'er  the  same  with  the  sword  an' 
the  flame. 
An*  we  've  salted  it  down  with  our  bones. 
(Poor  beggars  ! — it 's  blue  with  our  bones  !) 
Hands  off  o'  the  sons  o'  the  Widow, 
Hands  off  o'  the  goods  in  'er  shop. 
For  the  Kings  must  come  down  an'  the  Emperors 
frown 
When  the  Widow  at  Windsor  says  '  Stop ' ! 
(Poor  beggars  ! — we  're  sent  to  say  '  Stop ' !) 
Then  'ere 's  to  the  Lodge  o'  the  Widow, 

From  the  Pole  to  the  Tropics  it  runs — 
To  the  Lodge  that  we  tile  with  the  rank 
an'  the  file. 
An'  open  in  form  with  the  guns. 
(Poor  beggars  ! — it 's  always  they  guns  !) 

We  *ave  'card  o'  the  Widow  at  Windsor, 

It 's  safest  to  let  'er  alone  : 
For  'er  sentries  we  stand  by  the  sea  an'  the  land 

Wherever  the  bugles  are  blown. 

(Poor  beggars  ! — an'  don't  we  get  blown !) 


THE  WIDOW  AT  WINDSOR 


41 


lC  'old  o'  the  Wings  o'  the  Mornin, 
An'  flop  round  the  earth  till  you're  dead ; 
it  you  won't  get  away  from  the  tune  that  they  play 
To  the  bloomin  old  rag  over'ead. 
(Poor  beggars  ! — it's  'ot  over'ead  !) 

Then  'ere's  to  the  sons  o'  the  Widow, 

Wherever,  'owever  they  roam. 
'Ere's  all  they  desire,  an'  if  they  require 

A  speedy  return  to  their  'ome. 
(Poor  beggars  ! — they  '11  never  see  'ome  !) 


BELTS 

There  was  a  row  in  Silver  Street  that's  near  to 

Dublin  Quay, 

Between  an  Irish  regiment  an'  English  cavalree ; 

It  started  at  Revelly  an'  it  lasted  on  till  dark  :  I 

The  first  man  dropped  at  Harrison's,  the  last  forninst   | 

the  Park.  \ 

For  it  was  : — '  Belts,  belts,  belts,  an'  that 's    ' 

one  for  you  ! '  I 

An'  it  was  '  Belts,  belts,  belts,  an'  that 's  done  \ 

for  you ! ' 
O  buckle  an'  tongue 
Was  the  song  that  we  sung 
From  Harrison's  down  to  the  Park  ! 


nlP 


There  was  a  row  in  Silver  Street — the  regimeni 

was  out. 
They  called  us   'Delhi  Rebels,'  an'  we  answered    I 

'  Threes  about ! ' 


42 


BELTS  43 


ft  drew  them  like  a  hornet's  nest — we  met  them 
good  an'  large^ 
The  English  at  the  double  an*  the   Irish  at  the 

I     charge. 
Then  it  was : — '  Belts  .  .  . 


1 


There  was  a  row  in  Silver  Street — an'  I  was  in  it 
too; 
e  passed  the  time  o'  day,  an'  then  the  belts  went 
whirraru ! 
I  misremember  what  occurred,  but  subsequint  the 

storm 
A  Freeman  s  Journal  Supplemint  was  all  my  uniform. 
O  it  was : — '  Belts  .  .  . 

There  was  a  row  in  Silver  Street — they  sent  the 

Polls  there. 
The  English  were  too  drunk  to  know,  the  Irish 

didn't  care; 
But  when  they  grew  impertinint  we  simultaneous 

rose. 
Till   half  o'    them   was   Liffey  mud   an'    half  was 

tatthered  clo'es. 

For  it  was : — '  Belts  .  .  . 


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44  BARIIACK-ROOM  BALLADS 

There  was   a   row  in   Silver   Street — it  might 

raged  till  now. 
But  some  one  drew  his  side-arm  clear,  an'  noboc 

knew  how ; 
'Twas  Hogan  took  the  point  an'  dropped;  we  sa"i 

the  red  blood  run  : 
An'  so  we  all  was  murderers  that  started  out  in  fun. 
While  it  was  :—' Belts  .  .  . 


There  was  a  row  in  Silver  Street — but  that  put  down 

the  shine, 
Wid  each  man  whisperin'  to  his  next :  '  'Twas  never 

work  o'  mine  ! ' 
We  went  away  like  beaten  dogs,  an'  down  the  street 

we  bore  him. 
The  poor  dumb  corpse  that  couldn't  tell  the  bhoys 

were  sorry  for  him. 

When  it  was  : — '  Belts  .  .  . 

There  was   a   row   in   Silver   Street — it  isn't  over 

yet. 
For  half  of  us  are  under  guard  wid  punishments  to 

get; 


BELTS 


45 


'is  all  a  merricle  to  me  as  in  the  Clink  I  lie : 
lere  was  a  row  in  Silver  Street — begod,  I  wonder 
why ! 

But  it  was: — ^ Belts,  belts,  belts,  an'  that's 

one  for  you  ! ' 
An'  it  was  '  Belts,  belts,  belts,  an'  that 's  done 

for  you ! ' 
O  buckle  an'  tongue 
Was  the  song  that  we  sung 
From  Harrison's  down  to  the  Park  ! 


THE  YOUNG  BRITISH  SOLDIER 

When  the  'arf-made  recruity  goes  out  to  the  East 
'E  acts  like  a  babe  an   'e  drinks  like  a  beast. 
An  'e  wonders  because  'e  is  frequent  deceased 
Ere  'e  's  fit  for  to  serve  as  a  soldier. 
Sei*ve,  serve,  serve  as  a  soldier. 
Serve,  serve,  serve  as  a  soldier, 
Serve,  serve,  serve  as  a  soldier, 
So-oldier  of  the  Queen  ! 

Now  all  you  recruities  what 's  drafted  to-day, 
You  shut  up  your  rag-box  an'  'ark  to  my  lay. 
An'  I  '11  sing  you  a  soldier  as  far  as  I  may  : 
A  soldier  what 's  fit  for  a  soldier. 
Fit,  fit,  fit  for  a  soldier  .   .  . 

First  mind  you  steer  clear  o'  the  grog-sellers'  huts 
For  they  sell  you  Fixed  Bay' nets  that  rots  out  yoi 

guts- 
Ay,  drink  that  'ud  eat  the  live  steel  from  your  butts— 
An'  it 's  bad  for  the  young  British  Soldier. 
Bad,  bad,  bad  for  the  soldier  .  .  . 

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THE  YOUNG  BRITISH  SOLDIER  47 

When  the  cholera  comes — as  it  will  past  a  doubt — 
Keep  out  of  the  wet  and  don't  go  on  the  shout, 
Jjpr  the  sickness  gets  in  as  the  liquor  dies  out, 

^H        An'  it  crumples  the  young  British  soldier. 

^B"  Crum-j  crum-,  crumples  the  soldier  .  .  . 

But  the  worst  o'  your  foes  is  the  sun  over'ead  : 
You  must  wear  your  'elmet  for  all  that  is  said  : 
If  'e   finds   you  uncovered  'e  '11  knock   you    down 

Pdead, 
An'  you'll  die  like  a  fool  of  a  soldier. 
Fool,  fool,  fool  of  a  soldier  .  .  . 

If  you  're  cast  for  fatigue  by  a  sergeant  unkind, 
Don't   grouse    like   a   woman   nor    crack    on    nor 

blind ; 
Be  handy  and  civil,  and  then  you  will  find 

That  it's  beer  for  the  young  British  soldier. 
Beer,  beer,  beer  for  the  soldier  .   .  . 

Now,  if  you  must  marry,  take  care  she  is  old — 
A  troop-sergeant's  widow's  the  nicest  I  'm  told. 
For  beauty  won't  help  if  your  rations  is  cold. 
Nor  love  ain't  enough  for  a  soldier. 
K  'Nough,  'nough,  'nough  for  a  soldier  .  .  . 


48  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 

If  the  wife  should  go  wrong  with  a  comrade,  be  loth 
To  shoot  when  you  catch  'em — you  '11  swing,  on  my 

oath!— 

Make  'im  take  'er  and  keep  'er :  that's  Hell   for 
them  both. 

An'  you  're  shut  o'  the  curse  of  a  soldier. 
Curse,  curse,  curse  of  a  soldier  .  .  . 

When  first  under  fire  an'  you  're  wishful  to  duck, 
Don't  look  nor  take  'eed  at  the  man  that  is  struck, 
Be  thankful  you're  livin',  and  trust  to  your  luck 
And  march  to  your  front  like  a  soldier. 
Front,  front,  front  like  a  soldier  .  .  . 


When  'arf  of  your  bullets  fly  wide  in  the  ditch, 
Don't  call  your  Martini  a  cross-eyed  old  bitch ; 
She  's  human  as  you  are — you  treat  her  as  sich, 

An'  she  '11  fight  for  the  young  British  soldier. 
Fight,  fight,  fight  for  the  soldier  .  .  . 


When  shakin'  their  bustles  like  ladies  so  fine. 
The  guns  o'  the  enemy  wheel  into  line. 
Shoot  low  at  the  limbers  an'  don't  mind  the  shine. 
For  noise  never  startles  the  soldier. 

Start-,  start-,  startles  the  soldier  .  .  . 


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THE  YOUNG  BRITISH  SOLDIER  49 

[f  your  officer's  dead  and  the  sergeants  look  white. 
Remember  it 's  ruin  to  run  from  a  fight : 
So  take  open  order,  lie  down,  and  sit  tight, 
And  wait  for  supports  like  a  soldier. 

Wait,  wait,  wait  like  a  soldier  .   .  . 

When  you're  wounded  and  left  on  Afghanistan's 

plains, 
And  the  women  come  out  to  cut  up  what  remains, 
Jest  roll  to  your  rifle  and  blow  out  your  brains 
An'  go  to  your  Gawd  like  a  soldier. 
Go,  go,  go  like  a  soldier. 
Go,  go,  go  like  a  soldier, 

PGo,  go,  go  like  a  soldier, 
So-oldier  of  the  Queen! 


M ANDALAY 

By  the  old  Moulmein  Pagoda,  lookin'  eastward  to 

the  sea, 
There's   a   Burma  girl  a-settin',  and   I   know  she  ^ 

thinks  o'  me; 
For  the  wind  is  in  the  palm-trees,  and  the  temple-    , 

bells  they  say : 

Come  you  back,  you  British  soldier ;  come  you  back   j 

to  Mandalay  ! '  f 

Come  you  back  to  Mandalay,  V 

Where  the  old  Flotilla  lay  :  | 

Can't  you  'ear  their  paddles  chunkin'  from  | 

Rangoon  to  Mandalay  ? 
On  the  road  to  Mandalay, 
Where  the  flyin -fishes  play. 
An'  the  dawn  comes  up  like  thunder  outer 
China  'crost  the  Bay !  j 


'Er  petticoat  was  yaller  an'  'er  little  cap  was  green, 
An'  'er  name  was   Supi-yaw-lat — jes'   the  same  as 
Theebaw's  Queen, 


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MANDALAY  61 

An'  I  seed  her  first  a-smokin'  of  a  whackin  white 

cheroot. 
An    a-wastin    Christian  kisses  on  an  'eathen  idol's 

I  foot  : 
Bloomin  idol  made  o'  mud — 
Wot  they  called  the  Great  Gawd  Budd— 
Plucky  lot  she  cared  for  idols  when  I  kissed 
'er  where  she  stud  ! 
On  the  road  to  Mandalay  .   .  . 
en  the  mist  was  on  the  rice-fields  an'  the  sun 
was  droppin'  slow. 
She'd  git  'er   little   banjo   an'  she'd   sing  'Kulla- 

lo-lo!' 
With  'er  arm  upon  my  shoulder  an'  'er  cheek  agin 

my  cheek 
We  useter  watch  the  steamers  an'  the  hathis  pilin' 
teak. 

Elephints  a-pilin'  teak 

In  the  sludgy,  squdgy  creek, 

Where  the  silence  'ung  that  'eavy  you  was 

I'arf  afraid  to  speak  ! 
On  the  road  to  Mandalay  .  .  . 


62  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 

But  that's  all  shove  be'ind  me — long  ago  an    fur    * 

away. 
An'  there  ain't  no  'busses  runnin'  from  the  Bank  to 

Mandalay ; 
An'  I  'm  learnin'  'ere  in  London  what  the  ten-year 

soldier  tells : 
'  If  you've  'eard  the  East  a-callin',  you  won't  never 
'eed  naught  else.' 

No  !  you  won't  'eed  nothin'  else 

But  them  spicy  garlic  smells. 

An'  the  sunshine  an'  the  palm-trees  an'  the 

tinkly  temple-bells ; 
On  the  road  to  Mandalay  .  .   . 


I  am  sick  o'  wastin'  leather  on  these  gritty  pavin'- 

stones, 
An'  the  blasted  Henglish  drizzle  wakes  the  fever  in 

my  bones ; 
Tho'  I  walks  with  fifty  'ousemaids  outer  Chelsea  to 

the  Strand, 
An'   they  talks  a   lot  o'   lovin',  but  wot  do  they 

understand  ? 

Beefy  face  an'  grubby  'and — 
Law !  wot  do  they  understand  ? 


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MANDALAY  53 

I've  a  neater^  sweeter  maiden  in  a  cleaner^ 

greener  land ! 
On  the  road  to  Mandalay  .  .  . 

Ship  me  somewheres  east  of  Suez,  where  the  best  is 

like  the  worst. 
Where  there  aren't  no  Ten  Commandments  an'  a 

man  can  raise  a  thirst ; 
For  the  temple-bells  are  callin',  an'  it 's  there  that 

I  would  be — 
By  the  old  Moulmein  Pagoda,  looking  lazy  at  the 
sea; 

On  the  road  to  Mandalay, 

Where  the  old  Flotilla  lay. 

With  our  sick  beneath  the  awnings  when  we 

went  to  Mandalay ! 
O  the  road  to  Mandalay, 
Where  the  flyin' -fishes  play. 
An'  the  dawn  comes  up  like  thunder  outer 
China  'crost  the  Bay  ! 


TROOPIN' 

(our  army  in  the  east) 

Troopin',  troopin',  troopin'  to  the  sea : 

'Ere 's  September  come  again — the  six-year  men  are 

free. 
O  leave  the  dead  be'ind  us,  for  they  cannot  come 

away 
To  where  the  ship 's  a-coalin'  up  that  takes  us  'ome 
to-day. 

We  're  goin'  'ome,  we  're  goin*  'ome, 

Our  ship  is  at  the  shore. 
An'  you  must  pack  your  'aversack, 

For  we  won't  come  back  no  more. 
Ho,  don't  you  grieve  for  me. 

My  lovely  Mary- Ann, 
For  I  '11  marry  you  yit  on  a  fourp'ny  bit 
As  a  time-expired  man. 


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TROOPIN'  55 

le  Malabar 's  in  'arbour  with  the  Jumner  at  'er  tail, 
the  time-expired 's  waitin'  of  'is  orders  for  to  sail. 
[o  !  the  weaiy  waitin'  when  on  Khyber  'ills  we  lay. 
But  the  time-expired 's  waitin'   of  'is  orders  'ome 
^L      to-day. 

They  '11  turn  us  out  at  Portsmouth  wharf  in  cold  an* 
wet  an'  rain. 

All  wearin'  Injian  cotton  kit,  but  we  will  not  com- 
plain ; 

They'll  kill  us  of  pneumonia — for  that's  their  little 
way — 

But  damn  the  chills  and  fever,  men,  we're  goin' 

li  'ome  to-day ! 

T 

Troopin',  troopin',  winter's  round  again  ! 

See  the  new  draf 's  pourin'  in  for  the  old  campaign ; 

Ho,  you  poor  recruities,  but  you  've  got  to  earn  your 

pay— 
What 's  the  last  from  Lunnon,  lads  ?     We  're  goin' 

there  to-day. 

Troopin',,  troopin',  give  another  cheer — 

'Ere's  to  English  women  an'  a  quart  of  English  beer. 


5G  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 

The  Colonel  an  the  regiment  an'  all  who  've  got  to 

stay. 
Gawd's  mercy  strike  'em   gentle — Whoop !   we  're 
goin'  'ome  to-day. 

We  're  goin'  'ome^  we  're  goin'  'ome. 

Our  ship  is  at  the  shore. 
An'  you  must  pack  your  'aversack, 

For  we  won't  come  back  no  more. 
Ho,  don't  you  grieve  for  me. 

My  lovely  Mary- Ann, 
For  I  '11  marry  you  yit  on  a  fourp'ny  bit 
As  a  time-expired  man. 


THE  WIDOW'S  PARTY 

'  Where  have  you  been  this  while  away, 

*  Johnnie,  Johnnie  ? ' 
Out  with  the  rest  on  a  picnic  lay, 

Johnnie,  my  Johnnie,  aha  1 
They  called  us  out  of  the  barrack-yard 
To  Gawd  knows  where  from  Gosport  Hard, 
And  you  can't  refuse  when  you  get  the  card. 

And  the  Widow  gives  the  party. 
(Bugle  :  Ta — rara — ra-ra-rara  !) 

'  What  did  you  get  to  eat  and  drink, 

'  Johnnie,  Johnnie  ? ' 
Standing  water  as  thick  as  ink, 

Johnnie,  my  Johnnie,  aha  ! 
A  bit  o'  beef  that  were  three  year  stored, 
A  bit  o'  mutton  as  tough  as  a  board. 
And  a  fowl  we  killed  with  a  sergeant's  sword. 

When  the  Widow  give  the  party. 

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58  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 

'  What  did  you  do  for  knives  and  forks, 

'  Johnnie,  Johnnie  ? ' 
We  carries  'em  with  us  wherever  we  walks, 
Johnnie,  my  Johnnie,  aha ! 
And  some  was  sHced  and  some  was  halved. 
And  some  was  crimped  and  some  was  carved. 
And  some  was  gutted  and  some  was  starved. 

When  the  Widow  give  the  party. 


'  What  ha'  you  done  with  half  your  mess, 

'  Johnnie,  Johnnie  ? ' 
They  couldn't  do  more  and  they  wouldn't  do  less 

Johnnie,  my  Johnnie,  aha  ! 
They  ate  their  whack  and  they  drank  their  fill. 
And  I  think  the  rations  has  made  them  ill. 
For  half  my  comp'ny  's  lying  still 

Where  the  Widow  give  the  party. 


'  How  did  you  get  away — away, 

'  Johnnie,  Johnnie  ? ' 

On  the  broad  o'  my  back  at  the  end  o'  the  day, 
Johnnie,  my  Johnnie,  aha  ! 


THE  WIDOW'S  PARTY  69 

I  corned  away  like  a  bleedin  toff. 
For  I  got  four  niggers  to  carry  me  off, 
As  I  lay  in  the  bight  of  a  canvas  trough^ 

When  the  Widow  give  the  party. 


'  What  was  the  end  of  all  the  show^, 

'  Johnnie,  Johnnie  ? ' 
Ask  my  Colonel,  for  I  don't  know, 

Johnnie,  my  Johnnie,  aha ! 
We  broke  a  King  and  we  built  a  road — 
A  court-house  stands  v/here  the  reg'ment  goed. 
And  the  river's  clean  where  the  raw  blood  flowed 

When  the  Widow  give  the  party. 
{Bugle  :  Ta — rara — ra-ra-rara !) 


FORD  O'  KABUL  RIVER 

Kabul  town's  by  Kabul  river — 

Blow  the  bugle,  draw  the  sword — 
There  I  lef  my  mate  for  ever. 
Wet  an'  drippin'  by  the  ford. 
Ford,  ford,  ford  o'  Kabul  river. 

Ford  o'  Kabul  river  in  the  dark  ! 
There's    the    river    up   and    brimmin,   an' 
there 's  'arf  a  squadron  sv/immin' 
'Cross  the  ford  o'  Kabul  river  in  the  dark. 

Kabul  town 's  a  blasted  place — 

Blow  the  bugle,  draw  the  sword — 
'Strewth  I  sha'n't  forget  'is  face 
Wet  an'  drippin'  by  the  ford ! 
Ford,  ford,  ford  o'  Kabul  river, 

Ford  o'  Kabul  river  in  the  dark  ! 
Keep  the  crossing-stakes  beside  you,  an'  they 
will  surely  guide  you 
'Cross  the  ford  of  Kabul  river  in  the  dark. 


FORD  O'  KABUL  RIVER  61 

Kabul  town  is  sun  and  dust — 

Blow  the  bugle,  draw  the  sword — 
I  'd  ha'  sooner  drownded  fust 
'Stead  of  'im  beside  the  ford. 
Ford,  ford,  ford  o'  Kabul  river. 

Ford  o'  Kabul  river  in  the  dark ! 
You  can  'ear  the  'orses  threshin',  you  can 
'ear  the  men  a-splashin', 
'Cross  the  ford  o'  Kabul  river  in  the  dark. 

Kabul  town  was  ours  to  take — 

Blow  the  bugle,  draw  the  sword — 
I  'd  ha'  left  it  for  'is  sake — 
'Im  that  left  me  by  the  ford. 
Ford,  ford,  ford  o'  Kabul  river, 

Ford  o'  Kabul  river  in  the  dark  ! 
It's  none  so  bloomin'  dry  there;  ain't  you 
never  comin'  nigh  there, 
'Cross  the  ford  o'  Kabul  river  in  the  dark  ? 

Kabul  town  '11  go  to  hell — 

Blow  the  bugle,  draw  the  sword — 
'Fore  I  see  him  'live  an'  well — 

'Im  the  best  beside  the  ford. 


62  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 

Ford  J  ford,  ford  o'  Kabul  river. 
Ford  o'  Kabul  river  in  the  dark  ! 

Gawd  'elp   'em   if  they  blunder,  for   their 
boots  *11  pull  'em  under, 
By  the  ford  o'  Kabul  river  in  the  dark. 

Turn  your  'orse  from  Kabul  town — 

Blow  the  bugle,  draw  the  sword — 
'Im  an'  'arf  my  troop  is  down, 
Down  an'  drownded  by  the  ford. 
Ford,  ford,  ford  o'  Kabul  river. 

Ford  o'  Kabul  river  in  the  dark  ! 
There's  the  river  low  an'  fallin',  but  it  ain't 
no  use  o'  callin' 
'Cross  the  ford  o'  Kabul  river  in  the  dark. 


GENTLEMEN-RANKERS 

To  the  legion  of  the  lost  ones^  to  the  cohort  of 
^K  the  damned 

^■To  my  brethren  in  their  sorrow  overseas. 
Sings  a  gentleman  of  England  cleanly  bred,machinely 
crammed. 
And  a  trooper  of  the  Empress,  if  you  please. 
Yea,  a  trooper  of  the  forces  who  has  run  his  own  six 
horses. 
And  faith  he  went  the  pace  and  went  it  blind, 
And  the  world  was  more  than  kin  while  he  held  the 
ready  tin. 
But  to-day  the  Sergeant's  something  less  than  kind. 
We  're  poor  little  lambs  who  've  lost  our  way. 

Baa  !  Baa  !  Baa  ! 
We  're  little  black  sheep  who  've  gone  astray. 

Baa — aa — aa  ! 
Gentlemen-rankers  out  on  the  spree. 
Damned  from  here  to  Eternity, 
God  ha'  mercy  on  such  as  we. 
Baa!  Yah!  Bah! 


64  BARRACK-ROOM  BALLADS 


Oh,  it's  sweet  to  sweat  through   stables,  sweet  to 

empty  kitchen  slops, 

And  it 's  sweet  to  hear  the  tales  the  troopers  tell. 

To  dance  with  blowzy  housemaids  at  the  regimental 

hops 

And  thrash  the  cad  who  says  you  waltz  too  well. 

Yes,  it  makes  you  cock-a-hoop  to  be  ^  Rider '  to  your 

troop. 

And  branded  with  a  blasted  worsted  spur. 

When  you  envy,  O  how  keenly,  one  poor  Tommy 

being  cleanly 

Who  blacks  your  boots  and  sometimes  calls  you 'Sir.' 

I 
If  the  home  we  never  write  to,  and  the  oaths  we   j 

never  keep,  ! 

And  all  we  know  most  distant  and  most  dear,  ^ 

Across  the  snoring  barrack-room  return  to  break  our  i 
sleep. 
Can  you  blame  us  if  we  soak  ourselves  in  beer  } 
When  the  drunken  comrade  mutters  and  the  great 
guard-lantern  gutters 
And  the  horror  of  our  fall  is  written  plain. 
Every   secret,   self-revealing  on   the  aching  white- 
washed ceiling. 
Do  you  wonder  that  we  drug  ourselves  from  pain  ? 


GENTLEMEN-RANKERS  65 


^We  have  done  with  Hope  and  Honour,  we  are  lost 
jHr  to  Love  and  Truth, 

We  are  dropping  down  the  ladder  rung  by  rung. 
And  the  measure  of  our  torment  is  the  measure  of 

tour  youth. 
God  help  us,  for  we  knew  the  worst  too  young ! 
ir  shame  is  clean  repentance  for  the  crime  that 
brought  the  sentence. 
Our  pride  it  is  to  know  no  spur  of  pride. 
And  the  Curse  of  Reuben  holds  us  till  an  alien  turf 
enfolds  us 
And  we  die,  and  none  can  tell  Them  where  we 
died. 
We  're  poor  little  lambs  who  've  lost  our  way, 

Baa!  Baa!  Baa! 
We  're  little  black  sheep  who  've  gone  astray. 

Baa — aa — aa  ! 
Gentlemen-rankers  out  on  the  spree. 
Damned  from  here  to  Eternity, 
God  ha'  mercy  on  such  as  we. 
Baa  !  Yah  J  Bah  1 


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ROUTE  MARCHIN' 

We're  marchin  on  relief  over  Injia's  sunny  plains, 
A  little  front  o'  Christmas-time  an'  just  be'ind  the 

Rains ;  | 

Ho!  get  away  you  bullock-man,  you've  'card  the 

bugle  blowed. 

There's  a  regiment  a-comin'  down  the  Grand  Trunk    ' 

Road ;  J 

With  its  best  foot  first  j 

And  the  road  a-sliding  past. 

An'   every  bloomin'   campin -ground  exactly    • 

like  the  last ;  j 

While  the  Big  Drum  says. 

With  'is  '  rowdy-dowdy-dow  y — 

*Kiko  kissyivarsti  don't  you  hamsher  argyjowV  ^ 


4 


Oh,  there's  them  Injian  temples  to  admire  wl 

you  see. 
There's   the    peacock   round   the    corner   an'    the    i 

monkey  up  the  tree,  i 

1  Why  don't  you  get  on  ?  \ 


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ROUTE  MARCHIN'  67 

there 's  that  rummy  silver  grass  a-wavin*  in  the 
wind. 
An'  the  old  Grand  Trunk  a-trailin'  like  a  rifle-sling 

Ibe'ind. 
While  it's  best  foot  first, .  .  . 

At  half-past  five's  Revelly,  an'  our  tents  they  down 

must  come. 
Like  a  lot  of  button  mushrooms  when  you  pick  'em 

up  at  'ome. 
But  it 's  over  in  a  minute,  an'  at  six  the  column  starts. 
While  the  women  and  the  kiddies  sit  an'  shiver  in 

the  carts. 

An'  it's  best  foot  first,  .  .  . 

Oh,  then  it 's  open  order,  an'  we  lights  our  pipes  an' 

sings, 
An'  we  talks  about  our  rations  an  a  lot  of  other  things. 
An'  we  thinks  o'  friends  in  England,  an'  we  wonders 

what  they  're  at. 
An'  'ow  they  would  admire  for  to  hear  us  sling  the 

An'  it's  best  foot  first,  .  .  . 

1  Language.  Thomas's  first  and  firmest  conviction  is  that  he  is 
a  profound  Orientalist  and  a  fluent  speaker  of  Hindustani.  As 
a  matter  of  fact,  he  depends  largely  on  the  sign-language. 


68  BARRACK  ROOM  BALLADS 

It*s  none  so  bad  o'  Sunday,  when  you're  lyin*  « 

your  ease. 
To  watch  the  kites  a-wheeUn  round  them  feather-] 

'eaded  trees. 
For  although  there  ain't  no  women,  yet  there  ain't  nc 

barrick-yards. 
So  the  orficers  goes  shootin'  an  the  men  they  playsl 

at  cards. 

Till  it's  best  foot  first, .  .  . 


So  'ark  an'  'eed,  you  rookies,  which  is  always  grum-  ] 

blin'  sore,  j 

There 's  worser  things  than  marchin'  from  Umballa  | 

to  Cawnpore  ;  \ 

An'  if  your  'eels  are  blistered  an'  they  feels  to  'urt 

like  'ell. 
You  drop  some  tallow  in  your  socks  an'  that  will] 

make  'em  well. 

For  it 's  best  foot  first,  . 

We  're  marchin'  on  relief  over  Injia's  coral  strant 
Eight  'undred  fightin'  Englishmen,  the  Colonel,  and] 
the  Band  ; 


■;  J 


ROUTE  MARCHIN' 


69 


!  get  away  you  buUock-maii,  you've  'card  the 
bugle  blowed^ 
There 's  a  regiment  a-comin'  down  the  Grand  Trunk 
;         Road ; 

With  its  best  foot  first 

And  the  road  a-sliding  past^ 

An'   every  bloomin*  campin -ground  exactly 

Hke  the  last ; 
While  the  Big  Drum  says. 
With  'is  ' rowdy-dowdy-dow  ! ' — 
'  Kiko  kissywarsti  don't  you  hamsher  argyjow  ? ' 


SHILLIN'  A  DAY 

My  name  is  O'Kelly^  I  've  heard  the  Revelly 

From  Birr  to  Bareilly,  from  Leeds  to  Lahore^, 

Hong-Kong  and  Peshawur, 

Lucknow  and  Etawah, 

And  fifty-five  more  all  endin'  in  'pore.' 

Black  Death  and  his  quickness,  the  depth  and  the 

thickness,  'jf 

Of  sorrow  and  sickness  I  've  known  on  my  way,  ^ 

But  I  'm  old  and  I  'm  nervis, 
I  'm  cast  from  the  Service, 
And  all  I  deserve  is  a  shillin'  a  day. 

(Chorus)     Shillin'  a  day, 

Bloomin'  good  pay — 

Lucky  to  touch  it,  a  shillin'  a  day ! 

Oh,  it  drives  me  half  crazy  to  think  of  the  days  I 
Went  slap  for  the  Ghazi,  my  sword  at  my  side, 

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SHILLIN'  A  DAY 


len  we  rode  Hell-for-leather 


)th  squadrons  together, 

didn't  care  whether  we  lived  or  we  died, 
it  it's  no  use  despairin',  my  wife  must  go  charin' 

me  commissairin'  the  pay-bills  to  better, 
if  me  you  be 'old 
the  wet  and  the  cold, 
ly  the  Grand  Metropold  won't  you  give  me  a  letter  ? 

^ull  chorus)  Give  'im  a  letter — 
'Can't  do  no  better. 
Late  Troop-Sergeant-Major  an' — runs 

with  a  letter ! 
Think  what  'e's  been, 
Think  what  'e's  seen. 
Think  of  his  pension  an' 


Gawd  save  the  Queen 


OTHER    VERSES 


I 


THE  BALLAD  OF  EAST  AND  WEST 

East  is  East,  and  West  is  West,  and  never  the  twain 

shall  meet, 
"ill  Earth  and  Sky   stand  presently   at    God's  great 

Judgment  Seat ; 
\ut  there  is  neither  East  nor  West,  Border,  nor  Breed, 

nor  Birth, 
^hen  two  strong  meyi  stand  Jac3  to  face,  thd  they  come 

from  the  ends  of  the  earth  I 


Carnal  is  out  with  twenty  men  to  raise  the  Border- 
side, 

ind  he  has  lifted  the  Colonel's  mare  that  is  the 
Colonel's  pride  : 

[e  has  lifted  her  out  of  the  stable-door  between  the 
dawn  and  the  day, 

md  turned  the  calkins  upon  her  feet,  and  ridden 
her  far  away. 

76 


76  EAST  AND  WEST 

Then    up  and  spoke  the  Colonel's  son  that  led 

troop  of  the  Guides  : 
'  Is  there  never  a  man  of  all  ray  men  can  say  whei 

Kamal  hides  ?  * 
Then  up  and  spoke  Mahommed  Khan,  the  son  of 

the  Ressaldar: 
'  If  ye  know  the  track  of  the  morning-mist,  ye  know 

where  his  pickets  are. 
'  At  dusk  he  harries  the  Abazai — at  dawn  he  is  into 

Bonair, 
'  But  he  must  go  by  Fort  Bukloh  to  his  own  place  to 

fare, 
'  So  if  ye  gallop  to  Fort  Bukloh  as  fast  as  a  bird  can 

fly. 

*  By  the  favour  of  God  ye  may  cut  him  off  ere  he 

win  to  the  Tongue  of  Jagai. 
'  But  if  he  be  past  the  Tongue  of  Jagai,  right  swiftly 

turn  ye  then, 
'  For  the  length  and  the  breadth  of  that  grisly  plain 

is  sown  with  Kamal' s  men. 

*  There  is  rock  to  the  left,  and  rock  to  the  right,  and 

lew  lean  thorn  between, 
'  And  ye  may  hear  a  breech-bolt  snick  where  never  a 
man  is  seen/ 


EAST  AND  WEST 


77 


The  Colonel's  son  has  taken  a  horse,  and  a  raw 
rough  dun  was  he. 

With  the  mouth  of  a  bell  and  the  heart  of  Hell 
and  the  head  of  the  gallows-tree. 
\e  Colonel's  son  to  the  Fort  has  won,  they  bid  him 

stay  to  eat — 
'ho  rides  at  the  tail  of  a  Border  thief,  he  sits  not 

long  at  his  meat. 
[e  's  up  and  away  from  Fort  Bukloh  as  fast  as  he 
can  fly, 

Till  he  was  aware  of  his  father's  mare  in  the  gut  of 
the  Tongue  of  Jagai, 

'ill  he  was  aware  of  his  father's  mare  with  Kamal 

upon  her  back, 
Lnd  when  he  could  spy  the  white  of  her  eye,  he 
made  the  pistol  crack. 

He  has  fired  once,  he  has  fired  twice,  but  the  whist- 
ling ball  went  wide. 

Ye  shoot  like  a  soldier,'  Kamal  said.     ^  Show  now 
if  ye  can  ride.' 

[t's  up  and  over  the  Tongue  of  Jagai,  as  blown  dust- 
devils  go, 

'he  dun  he  fled  like  a  stag  ot  ten,  but  the  mare  like 
a  barren  doe. 


78  THE  BALLAD  OF 

The  dun  he  leaned  against  the  bit  and  slugged  his 

head  above, 
But  the  red  mare  played  with  the  snaffie-bars,  as  a 

maiden  plays  with  a  glove. 
There  was  rock  to  the  left  and  rock  to  the  right, 

and  low  lean  thorn  between, 
And  thrice  he  heard  a  breech-bolt  snick  tho'  never 

a  man  was  seen. 
They  have  ridden  the  low  moon  out  of  the  sky,  their 

hoofs  drum  up  the  dawn. 
The  dun  he  went  like  a  wounded  bull,  but  the  mare 

like  a  new-roused  fawn. 
The  dun  he  fell  at  a  water-course — in  a  woful  heap 

fell  he, 
And  Kamal  has   turned  the.  red  mare   back,  and 

pulled  the  rider  free. 
He  has  knocked  the  pistol  out  of  his  hand — small 

room  was  there  to  strive, 
^'Twas  only  by  favour  of  mine,'  quoth  he,  'ye  rode 

so  long  alive  : 
'  There  was  not  a  rock  for  twenty  mile,  there  was 

not  a  clump  of  tree, 
'  But  covered  a  man  of  my  own  men  with  his  rifle 

cocked  on  his  knee. 


e 

n 


EAST  AND  WEST  79 


^B    it  low^ 

^The  little  jackals  that  flee  so  fast  were  feasting  all 

in  a  row : 
^K  I  had  bowed  my  head  on  my  breast,  as  I  have 
^B    held  it  high, 

^Kie  kite  that  whistles  above  us  now  were  gorged 
^B    till  she  could  not  fly/ 

^fchtly  answered  the  Colonel's  son;    'Do  good  to 
^B    bird  and  beast, 
'  But  count  who  come  for  the  broken  meats  before 
thou  makest  a  feast. 

there  should  follow  a  thousand  swords  to  cany 
my  bones  away, 
jlike  the  price  of  a  jackal's  meal  were  more  than 
a  thief  could  pay. 
ley  will  feed  their  horse  on  the  standing  crop, 

their  men  on  the  garnered  grain, 
le  thatch  of  the  byres  will  serve  their  fires  when 

all  the  cattle  are  slain, 
it  if  thou  thinkest  the  price  be  fair, — thy  brethren 
wait  to  sup, 

le  hound  is  kin  to  the  jackal-spawn, — howl,  dog, 
and  call  them  up  ! 


80  THE  BALLAD  OF  j 

'And  if  thou  thinkest  the  price  be  high,  in  steer 

and  gear  and  stack, 
'Give  me  my  father's  mare  again,  and  I'll  fight  my 

own  way  back  ! ' 
Kamal  has  gripped  him  by  the  hand  and  set  him 

upon  his  feet. 
'  No  talk  shall  be  of  dogs,*  said  he,  '  when  wolf  and 

grey  wolf  meet. 
'  May  I  eat  dirt  if  thou  hast  hurt  of  me  in  deed  or   1 

breath ;  ; 

*  What  dam  of  lances  brought  thee  forth  to  jest  at   j 

the  dawn  with  Death  } '  \ 

Lightly  answered  the  Colonel's  son  ;  *  I  hold  by  the   il 

blood  of  my  clan  :  \ 

'  Take  up  the  mare  for  my  father's  gift — by  God, 

she  has  carried  a  man ! '  ^ 

The  red  mare  ran  to  the  Colonel's  son,  and  nuzzled    s 

against  his  breast ;  \  \ 

*  We  be  two  strong  men,'  said  Kamal  then,  '  but  shej 

loveth  the  younger  best. 
'  So  she  shall  go  with  a  hfter's  dower,  my  turquoise-^ 
studded  rein, 

*  My  broidered  saddle  and  saddle-cloth,  and  silver 

stirrups  twain.' 


I 


EAST  AND  WEST 


81 


The  Colonel's  son  a  pistol  drew  and  held  it  muzzle- 

»end, 
e  have  taken  the  one  from  a  foe/  said  he  ;  '  will 
ye  take  the  mate  from  a  friend  ? ' 
'  A  gift  for  a  gift,'  said  Kamal  straight ;  '  a  limb  for 
H|      the  risk  of  a  limb. 
'  Thy  father  has  sent  his  son  to  me,  I  '11  send  my 
son  to  him  ! ' 
ith  that  he  whistled  his  only  son,  that  dropped 
from  a  mountain-crest — 

trod  the   ling  like  a  buck  in  spring,  and  he 
looked  like  a  lance  in  rest. 
ow  here  is  thy  master/  Kamal  said,  '  who  leads  a 
troop  of  the  Guides, 

d  thou  must  ride  at  his  left  side  as  shield  on 
shoulder  rides, 
ill  Death  or  I  cut  loose  the  tie,  at  camp  and 
board  and  bed, 

y  life  is  his — thy  fate  it  is  to  guard  him  with 
thy  head. 
,  thou  must  eat  the  White  Queen's  meat,  and  ail 
her  foes  are  thine, 

d   thou   must  harry  thy  father's   hold  for  the 
peace  of  the  Border-line, 


82  THE  BALLAD  OF 

*"  And  thou  must  make  a  trooper  tough  and  hack  thy 
way  to  power — 
Belike  they  will  raise  thee  to  Ressaldar  when  I  am 
hanged  in  Peshawui*.* 


They  have  looked  each  other  between  the  eyes,  and 

there  they  found  no  fault. 
They  have  taken  the  Oath  of  the  Brother-in-Blood    • 

on  leavened  bread  and  salt : 
They  have  taken  the  Oath  of  the  Brother-in-Blood 

on  fire  and  fresh-cut  sod,  J 

On  the  hilt  and  the  haft  of  the  Khyber  knife,  and  't. 

the  Wondrous  Names  of  God. 
The  Colonel's  son  he  rides  the  mare  and  Kamal's 

boy  the  dun, 
And   two   have  come  back  to  Fort  Bukloh  where 

there  went  forth  but  one. 
And   when   they  drew  to  the  Quarter-Guard,  full 

twenty  swords  flew  clear — 
There  was  not  a  man  but  carried  his  feud  with  the 

blood  of  the  mountaineer. 
'  Ha'    done !    ha'    done ! '    said   the    Colonel's   son. 

'  Put  up  the  steel  at  your  sides ! 


EAST  AND  WEST 


83 


ist  night  ye  had  struck  at  a  Border   thief — to- 
night 'tis  a  man  of  the  Guides  ! ' 

kj  East  is  East  J  and  West  is  West,  and  never  the  twain 

shall  meet, 

^ill  Earth  and  Sky  stand  presently  at    God's  great 
Judgment  Seat ; 
But  there  is  neither  East  nor  West,  Border,  nor  Breed, 
H       nor  Birth, 

When  two  strong  men  stand  face  to  face,  iho  they  come 
from  the  ends  of  the  earth  1 


THE  LAST  SUTTEE 

Not  many  years  ago  a  King  died  in  one  of  the  Rajpoot 
States.  His  wives j  disregarding  the  orders  of  the  English 
against  Suttee ,  would  have  broken  out  of  the  palace  had  not 
the  gates  been  barred.  But  one  of  them,  disguised  as  the 
King's  favourite  dancing-girl,  passed  through  the  line  of 
guards  and  reached  the  pyre.  There,  her  courage  failing, 
she  prayed  her  cousin,  a  baron  of  the  court,  to  kill  her. 
This  he  did,  not  knowing  who  she  was. 

Udai  Chand  lay  sick  to  death 

In  his  hold  by  Gungra  hill. 
All  night  we  heard  the  death-gongs  ring 
For  the  soul  of  the  dying  Rajpoot  King, 
All  night  beat  up  from  the  women's  wing 

A  cry  that  we  could  not  still. 

All  night  the  barons  came  and  went. 

The  lords  of  the  outer  guard : 
All  night  the  cressets  glimmered  pale 
On  Ulwar  sabre  and  Tonk  jezail, 
Mewar  headstall  and  Marwar  mail. 

That  clinked  in  the  palace  yard. 


THE  LAST  SUTTEE  85 

In  the  Golden  room  on  the  palace  roof 

All  night  he  fought  for  air : 
And  there  was  sobbing  behind  the  screen. 
Rustle  and  whisper  of  women  unseen. 
And  the  hungry  eyes  of  the  Boondi  Queen 

On  the  death  she  might  not  share. 

He  passed  at  dawn — the  death-fire  leaped 

From  ridge  to  river-head. 
From  the  Malwa  plains  to  the  Abu  scars  : 
And  wail  upon  wail  went  up  to  the  stars 
Behind  the  grim  zenana-bars. 

When  they  knew  that  the  King  was  dead. 

The  dumb  priest  knelt  to  tie  his  mouth 

And  robe  him  for  the  pyre. 
The  Boondi  Queen  beneath  us  cried  : 
'  See,  now,  that  we  die  as  our  mothers  died 
'  In  the  bridal-bed  by  our  master's  side  ! 

'  Out,  women  ! — to  the  fire  ! ' 


We  drove  the  great  gates  home  apace 
White  hands  were  on  the  sill : 


THE  LAST  SUTTEE 

But  ere  the  rush  of  the  unseen  feet 
Had  reached  the  turn  to  the  open  street. 
The  bars  shot  down,  the  guard-drum  beat — 
We  held  the  dovecot  still. 

A  face  looked  down  in  the  gathering  day, 
And  laughing  spoke  from  the  wall  : 

'  Ohe,  they  mourn  here  :  let  me  by — 

'  Azizun,  the  Lucknow  nautch-girl,  I ! 

'  When  the  house  is  rotten,  the  rats  must  fly, 
'  And  I  seek  another  thrall. 

' For  I  ruled  the  King  as  ne'er  did  Queen,— 

'  To-night  the  Queens  rule  me  ! 
'  Guard  them  safely,  but  let  me  go, 
'  Or  ever  they  pay  the  debt  they  owe 
'  In  scourge  and  torture  ! '     She  leaped  below, 
And  the  grim  guard  watched  her  flee. 

They  knew  that  the  King  had  spent  his  soul 

On  a  North-bred  dancing-girl  : 
That  he  prayed  to  a  flat-nosed  Lucknow  god. 
And  kissed  the  ground  where  her  feet  had  trod. 
And  doomed  to  death  at  her  drunken  nod. 
And  swore  by  her  lightest  curl. 


THE  LAST  SUTTEE 


87 


We  bore  the  King  to  his  fathers'  place, 

Where  the  tombs  of  the  Sun-born  stand  : 
Where  the  grey  apes  swing,  and  the  peacocks  preen 
On  fretted  pillar  and  jewelled  screen. 
And   the  wild  boar  couch  in  the  house  of  the 
Queen 
On  the  drift  of  the  desert  sand. 

The  herald  read  his  titles  forth. 

We  set  the  logs  aglow  : 
'  Friend  of  the  English,  free  from  fear, 
^  Barcn  of  Luni  to  Jeysulmeer, 
*  Lord  of  the  Desert  of  Bikaneer, 

'  King  of  the  Jungle, — go  ! ' 

All  night  the  red  flame  stabbed  the  sky 
With  wavering  wind-tossed  spears  : 
And  out  of  a  shattered  temple  crept 
A  woman  who  veiled  her  head  and  wept. 
And   called  on  the   King — but   the  great    King 

slept. 
And  turned  not  for  her  tears. 


Small  thought  had  he  to  mark  the  strife — 
Cold  fear  with  hot  desire — 


88  THE  LAST  SUTTEE 

When  thrice  she  leaped  from  the  leaping  flame. 
And  thrice  she  beat  her  breast  for  shame. 
And  thrice  like  a  wounded  dove  she  came 
And  moaned  about  the  fire. 

One  watched,  a  bow-shot  from  the  blaze. 

The  silent  streets  between. 
Who  had  stood  by  the  King  in  sport  and  fray, 
To  blade  in  ambush  or  boar  at  bay. 
And  he  was  a  baron  old  and  grey. 

And  kin  to  the  Boondi  Queen. 

He  said  :  •  O  shameless,  put  aside 

'  The  veil  upon  thy  brow  ! 
'  Who  held  the  King  and  all  his  land 
'  To  the  wanton  will  of  a  harlot's  hand  ! 
*  Will  the  white  ash  rise  from  the  blistered  brand  ? 

'  Stoop  down,  and  call  him  now  ! ' 


Then  she  :  '  By  the  faith  of  my  tarnished  soul, 

'  All  things  I  did  not  well, 
'  I  had  hoped  to  clear  ere  the  fire  died, 
'  And  lay  me  down  by  my  master's  side 
'  To  rule  in  Heaven  his  only  bride, 

'While  the  others  howl  in  Hell. 


THE  LAST  SUTTEE 

pBut  I  have  felt  the  fire's  breath, 

*  And  hard  it  is  to  die  I 
'  Yet  if  I  may  pray  a  Rajpoot  lord 
'To  sully  the  steel  of  a  Thakur's  sword 
'  With  base-born  blood  of  a  trade  abhorred/ — 

And  the  Thakur  answered,  '  Ay/ 

He  drew  and  struck  :  the  straight  blade  drank 
The  life  beneath  the  breast. 

*  I  had  looked  for  the  Queen  to  face  the  flame, 

*  But  the  harlot  dies  for  the  Rajpoot  dame — 
'  Sister  of  mine,  pass,  free  from  shame, 

'  Pass  with  thy  King  to  rest ! ' 


The  black  log  crashed  above  the  white  : 

The  little  flames  and  lean. 
Red  as  slaughter  and  blue  as  steel. 
That  whistled  and  fluttered  from  head  to  heel, 
J  Leaped  up  anew,  for  they  found  their  meal 
On  the  heart  of — the  Boondi  Queen ! 


THE   BALLAD   OF  THE   KING'S   MERCY 

Abdhur  Bahmaiij  the  Durani  Chief,  of  him  is  the  i 

story  told.  j 

His   mercy  Jills   the   Khyber  hills — his  grace  is  j 

manifold  ; 

He  has  taken  toll  of  the  North  and  the  South — his  j 

glory  reacheth  far,  \ 

And  they  tell  the  tale  of  his  charity  from  Balkh  to  \ 

Kandahar.  ( 

i 

Before  the  old  Peshawur  Gate,  where  Kui-d  and     ! 

Kaffir  meet, 
The  Governor  of  Kabul  dealt  the  Justice  of  the 

Street, 
And  that  was  strait  as  running  noose  and  swift 

plunging  knife, 
Tho'  he  who  held  the  longer  purse  might  hold  the    l 

longer  life. 

90 


4 


I 


THE  KING'S  MERCY  91 

lere  was   a   hound   of  Hindustan   had   struck  a 

Euzufzai, 
'^herefore  they  spat  upon  his  face  and  led  him  out 
to  die. 
[t  chanced  the   King  went  forth  that  hour  when 

throat  was  bared  to  knife ; 
'he  Kaffir  grovelled  under-hoof  and  clamoured  for 
his  life. 

^'hen  said  the  King :  '  Have  hope,  O  friend  !     Yea, 

Death  disgraced  is  hard ; 
Much  honour  shall  be  thine;'  and  called  the  Captain 

of  the  Guard, 
Yar  Khan,  a  bastard  of  the  Blood,  so  city-babble 

saith. 
And  he  was  honoured  of  the  King — the  which  is 

salt  to  Death ; 
And  he  was  son  of  Daoud  Shah,  the  Reiver  of  the 

Plains, 
And  blood  of  old  Durani  Lords  ran  fire  in  his  veins ; 
And  'twas  to  tame  an  Afghan  pride  nor  Hell  nor 

Heaven  could  bind. 
The  King  would  make  him  butcher  to  a  yelping  cur 

of  Hind. 


92  THE  BALLAD  OF 

'  Strike  ! '  said  the  King.     '  King's  blood  art  thou- 

his  death  shall  be  his  pride  ! ' 
Then  louder,  that  the  crowd  might  catch :    '  Fear 

not — his  arms  are  tied  ! ' 
Yar  Khan  drew  clear  the  Khyber  knife,  and  struck, 

and  sheathed  again. 
'  O  man,  thy  will  is  done,'  quoth  he ;  'A  King  this 

dog  hath  slain.' 

Abdhur  Rahman,  the  Durani  Chief,  to  the  North 

and  the  South  is  sold. 
The  North  and  the  South  shall  open  their  mouth  to 

a  Ghilzaijlag  unrolled, 
When  the  big  guns  speak  to  the  Khyber  peak,  and 

his  dog-Heratis  Jly  : 
Ye  have  heard  the  song — Hojv  long  ?    How  long  ? 

Wolves  of  the  Abazai ! 

That  night  before  the  watch  was  set,  when  all  the 

streets  were  clear. 
The  Governor  of  Kabul  spoke :  '  My  King,  hast  thou 

no  fear  ? 
'  Thou  knowest — thou  hast  heard,' — his  speech  died 

at  his  master's  face. 


THE  KING'S  MERCY  93 

Lnd  grimly  said  the  Afghan   King :    '  I   rule  the 

Afghan  race. 
My  path  is  mine — see  thou  to  thine — to-night  upon 

thy  bed 
[Think  who  there  be  in  Kabul  now  that  clamour  for 

thy  head.' 


lat  night  when  all  the  gates  were  shut  to  City  and 

to  throne, 
^ithin  a  little  garden  house  the   King  lay  down 

alone, 
kfore  the  sinking  of  the  moon,  which  is  the  Night 

of  Night, 
'ar  Khan  came  softly  to  the   King  to  make  his 

honour  white, 
'he  children  of  the  town  had  mocked  beneath  his 

horse's  hoofs, 
'he  harlots  of  the  town  had  hailed  him  '  butcher ! ' 

from  their  roofs. 
Jut  as  he  groped  against  the  wall,  two  hands  upon 

him  fell, 
le  King  behind  his  shoulder  spake :  '  Dead  man, 

thou  dost  not  well ! 


94  THE  BALLAD  OF 

'  'Tis  ill  to  jest  with  Kings  by  day  and  seek  a  boon 

by  night; 
'  And  that  thou  bearest  in  thy  hand  is  all  too  sharp 

to  write. 
'  But  three  days  hence^  if  God  be  good^  and  if  thy 

strength  remain, 
'  Thou  shalt  demand  one  boon  of  me  and  bless  me 

in  thy  pain. 
'  For  I  am  merciful  to  all,  and  most  of  all  to  thee. 
'  My  butcher  of  the  shambles,  rest — no  knife  hast 

thou  for  me  ! ' 

Ahdlmr  Rahman,  the  Durani  Chief,  holds  hard  hy 

the  South  and  the  North  ; 
But  the  Ghilzai  knoivs,  ere  the  melting  snows,  when 

the  swollen  hanks  break  forth, 
When  the  red-coats  crawl  to  the  sungar  wall,  aiid 

his  Usbeg  lances  fail  : 
Ye  have  heard  the  song — How  lofig  ?    How  long 

Wolves  of  the  Zuka  Kheyl ! 

They  stoned  him  in  the  rubbish-field  when  dawn_ 

was  in  the  sky. 
According  to  the  written  word,  '  See  that  he  do  not 

die.' 


THE  KING'S  MERCY 


95 


They  stoned  him  till  the  stones  were  piled  above 
him  on  the  plain, 
md    those    the    labom-ing    limbs    displaced   they 
tumbled  back  again. 

hie  watched  beside  the  dreary  mound  that  veiled 
the  battered  thing, 
id  him  the  King  with  laughter  called  the  Herald 
of  the  King. 

was  upon  the  second  night,  the  night  of  Ramazan, 
The  watcher  leaning  earthward  heard  the  message 

of  Yar  Khan. 
horn  shattered  breast  through  shrivelled  lips  broke 

forth  the  rattling  breath, 
iCreature  of  God,  deliver  me  from  agony  of  Death.' 

ley  sought  the  King  among  his  girls,  and  risked 
their  lives  thereby  : 
'Protector  of  the  Pitiful,  give  orders  that  he  die  !  * 


^Bid  him  endure  until  the  day,'  a  lagging  answer 

came; 
[The  night  is  short,  and  he  can  pray  and  learn  to 

bless  my  name.' 


9G 


THE  KING'S  MERCY 


Before  the  dawn  three  times  he  spoke,  and  on 

day  once  more  :  ^^V' 

*  Creature  of  God,  deliver  me,  and  bless  the  King 
therefor ! ' 

They  shot  him  at  the  morning  prayer,  to  ease  him 

of  his  pain. 
And  when  he  heard  the  matchlocks  clink,  he  blessed    j 

the  King  again.  \ 


Which  thing  the  singers  made  a  song  for  all  the 
»         world  to  sing, 

So  that  the  Outer  Seas  may  know  the  mercy  of  the 
King.  i 

Ahdhur  Rahman,  the  Durani  Chief,  of  him  is  the 

story  told,  j 

He  has  opened  his  mouth  to  the  North  and  the   \ 

South,  they  have  stuffed  his  mouth  7vith  gold.      \ 
Ye  know  the  truth  of  his  tender  ruth — and  sweet  his   ] 

favours  are : 
Ye  have  heard  the  song — How  long  ?    How  long  ? 

from  Balkh  to  Kandahar. 


THE  BALLAD  OF  THE  KING'S  JEST 

When  spring-time  flushes  the  desert  grass. 

Our  kafilas  wind  through  the  Khyber  Pass. 

Lean  are  the  camels  but  fat  the  frails, 

Light  are  the  purses  but  heavy  the  bales, 

As  the  snowbound  trade  of  the  North  comes  down 

To  the  market-square  of  Peshawur  town. 


In  a  turquoise  twilight,  crisp  and  chill, 
A  kafila  camped  at  the  foot  of  the  hill. 
Then  blue  smoke-haze  of  the  cooking  rose. 
And  tent-peg  answered  to  hammer-nose ; 
And  the  picketed  ponies,  shag  and  wild. 
Strained  at  their  ropes  as  the  feed  was  piled ; 
And  the  bubbling  camels  beside  the  load 
Sprawled  for  a  furlong  adown  the  road  ; 
And  the  Persian  pussy-cats,  brought  for  sale. 
Spat  at  the  dogs  from  the  camel-bale  ; 


98  THE  BALLAD  OF 

And  the  tribesmen  bellowed  to  hasten  the  food ; 
And  the  camp-fires  twinkled  by  Fort  Jumrood  ; 
And  there  fled  on  the  wings  of  the  gathering  dusk 
A  savour  of  camels  and  carpets  and  musk, 
A  murmur  of  voices,  a  reek  of  smoke. 
To  tell  us  the  trade  of  the  Khyber  woke. 


The  lid  of  the  flesh-pot  chattered  high. 

The  knives  were  whetted  and — then  came  I 

To  Mahbub  Ali  the  muleteer. 

Patching  his  bridles  and  counting  his  gear. 

Crammed  with  the  gossip  of  half  a  year. 

But  Mahbub  Ali  the  kindly  said, 

'  Better  is  speech  when  the  belly  is  fed.' 

So  we  plunged  the  hand  to  the  mid-wrist  deep 

In  a  cinnamon  stew  of  the  fat-tailed  sheep. 

And  he  who  never  hath  tasted  the  food. 

By  Allah  !  he  knoweth  not  bad  from  good. 

We  cleansed  our  beards  of  the  mutton-grease, 
We  lay  on  the  mats  and  were  filled  with  peace, 
And  the  talk  slid  north,  and  the  talk  slid  south, 
With  the  shding  puffs  from  the  hookah-mouth. 


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THE  KING'S  JEST  99 

Four  things  greater  than  all  things  are, — 
Women  and  Horses  and  Power  and  War. 
We  spake  of  them  all,  but  the  last  the  most, 
For  I  sought  a  word  of  a  Russian  post. 
Of  a  shifty  promise,  an  unsheathed  sword 
And  a  grey-coat  guard  on  the  Helmund  ford. 
Then  Mahbub  All  lowered  his  eyes 
In  the  fashion  of  one  who  is  weaving  lies. 
Quoth  he  :  '  Of  the  Russians  who  can  say  } 
'  When  the  night  is  gathering  all  is  grey. 

$ut  we  look  that  the  gloom  of  the  night  shall  die 
the  morning  flush  of  a  blood-red  sky. 

•"riend  of  my  heart,  is  it  meet  or  wise 

'o  warn  a  King  of  his  enemies  ? 
'^e  know  what  Heaven  or  Hell  may  bring, 

lut  no  man  knoweth  the  mind  of  the  King, 
lat  unsought  counsel  is  cursed  of  God 

ittesteth  the  story  of  Wali  Dad. 


[is  sire  was  leaky  of  tongue  and  pen, 

[is  dam  was  a  clucking  Khuttuck  hen  ; 

ind  the  colt  bred  close  to  the  vice  of  each, 

[or  he  carried  the  curse  of  an  unstanched  s])eech. 


100  THE  BALLAD  OF 

'  Therewith  madness — so  tliat  he  sought 

'  The  favour  of  kings  at  the  Kabul  court ; 

*And  travelled,  in  hope  of  honour,  far 

'  To  the  line  where  the  grey-coat  squadrons  are. 

'There  have  I  journeyed  too — but  I 

'  Saw  naught,  said  naught,  and — did  not  die  ! 

'  He  hearked  to  rumour,  and  snatched  at  a  breath 

'  Of  "  this  one  knoweth  "  and  "  that  one  saith," — 

'  Legends  that  ran  from  mouth  to  mouth 

'  Of  a  grey-coat  coming,  and  sack  of  the  South. 

'  These  have  I  also  heard — they  pass 

'  With  each  new  spring  and  the  winter  grass. 

'  Hot-foot  southward,  forgotten  of  God, 

*  Back  to  the  city  ran  Wali  Dad, 

'  Even  to  Kabul — in  full  durbar 

'  The  King  held  talk  with  his  Chief  in  War. 

'  Into  the  press  of  the  crowd  he  broke, 

'  And  what  he  had  heard  of  the  coming  spoke. 

'Then  Gholam  Hyder,  the  Red  Chief,  smiled, 

'  As  a  mother  might  on  a  babbling  child ; 

'  But  those  who  would  laugh  restrained  their  breath, 

'  When  the  face  of  the  King  showed  dark  as  death. 


THE  KING'S  JEST 


101 


Ivil  it  is  in  full  durbar 
o  cry  to  a  ruler  of  gathering  war ! 
llowly  he  led  to  a  peach-tree  small, 
hat  grew  by  a  cleft  of  the  city  wall. 
'    '  And  he  said  to  the  boy  :  ''They  shall  praise  thy  zeal 

'  "  So  long  as  the  red  spurt  follows  the  steel. 
^^'  And  the  Russ  is  upon  us  even  now  } 
^K'  Great  is  thy  prudence — await  them,  thou. 
^w'  Watch  from  the  tree.    Thou  art  young  and  strong, 
^Kt'  Surely  thy  vigil  is  not  for  long. 
^^"  The  Russ  is  upon  us,  thy  clamour  ran  } 

' ''  Surely  an  hour  shall  bring  their  van. 
,     '  "  Wait  and  watch.     When  the  host  is  near, 
'  Shout  aloud  that  my  men  may  hear." 


'  riend  of  my  heart,  is  it  meet  or  wise 
?o  warn  a  King  of  his  enemies  ? 
guard  was  set  that  he  might  not  flee — 
score  of  bayonets  ringed  the  tree, 
'he  peach-bloom  fell  in  showers  of  snow, 
fWhen  he  shook  at  liis  death  as  he  looked  below. 
SBy  the  power  of  God,  who  alone  is  great, 
'ill  the  seventh  day  he  fought  with  his  fate. 


102  THE  KING'S  JEST 

'  Then  madness  took  him,  and  men  declare 

^  He  mowed  in  the  branches  as  ape  and  bear, 

'  And  last  as  a  sloth,  ere  his  body  failed-, 

'  And  he  hung  as  a  bat  in  the  forks,  and  wailed, 

'  And  sleep  the  cord  of  his  hands  untied, 

'  And  he  fell,  and  was  caught  on  the  points  and  died. 

'  Heart  of  my  heart,  is  it  meet  or  wise 
'  To  warn  a  King  of  his  enemies  ? 
'  We  know  what  Heaven  or  Hell  may  bring, 
'  But  no  man  knoweth  the  mind  of  the  King. 
'  Of  the  grey-coat  coming  who  can  say  ? 
*  When  the  night  is  gathering  all  is  grey. 
'  Two  things  greater  than  all  things  are, 
'The  first  is  Love,  and  the  second  War. 
'And  since  we  know  not  how  War  may  prove, 
'  Heart  of  my  heart,  let  us  talk  of  Love  ! ' 


WITH  SCINDIA  TO  DELHI 

More  than  a  hundred  years  ago,  in  a  great  battle  fought 
ir  Delhi,  an  Indian  Prince  rode  fifty  miles  after  the  day 
~was  lost  with  a  heggar-girl,  who  had  loved  him  and  followed 
him  in  all  his  camps,  on  his  saddle-how.  He  lost  the  girl 
\en  almost  within  sight  of  safety.  A  Maratta  trooper 
Us  the  story : — 

*HE  wreath  of  banquet  overnight  lay  withered  on 
the  neck. 
Our  hands  and  scarves  were  saflFron-dyed  for  signal 

of  despair, 
»en  we  went  forth  to  Paniput  to  battle  with  the 

Mlech, — 
Ere  we  came  back  from  Paniput  and  left  a  king- 
dom there. 

Thrice  thirty  thousand  men  were  we  to  force  the 
Jumna  fords — 
The    hawk-winged    horse    of    Damajee,    mailed 
squadrons  of  the  Bhao, 

108 


104  WITH  SCINDIA  TO  DELHI 

Stark   levies   of  the   southern   hills,  the   Deccan's 
sharpest  swords. 
And   he   the   harlot's   traitor   son   the    goatherd 
Mulhar  Rao ! 


Thrice  thirty  thousand  men  were  we  before  the  mists 
had  cleared. 
The  low  white  mists  of  morning  heard  the  war- 
conch  scream  and  bray ;  ! 
We  called  upon  Bhowani  and  we  gripped  them  by     ' 
the  beard,                                                                   j 
We  rolled  upon  them  like  a  flood  and  washed  then*     ^ 
ranks  away. 


The  children  of  the  hills  of  Khost  before  our  lances 
ran, 
We  drove  the  black  Rohiilas  back  as  cattle  to  the 
pen; 
'Twas  then  we  needed  Mulhar  Rao  to  end  what 
began, 

A  thousand  men  had  saved  the  charge ;  he  fle< 
the  field  with  ten  ! 


WITH  SCINDIA  TO  DELHI 


105 


i'here  was  no  room  to  clear  a  sword — no  power  to 
strike  a  blow. 
For  foot  to  foot,  ay,  breast  to  breast,  the  battle 

held  us  fast — 
ive  where  the  naked  hill-men  ran,  and  stabbing 

from  below 

Brought  down  the  horse  and  rider  and  we  trampled 
them  and  passed. 


'o  left  the  roar  of  musketry  rang  like  a  falling 
flood- 
To  right  the  sunshine  rippled  red  from  redder 
lance  and  blade — 
tbove  the  dark  Upsaras'^  flew,  beneath  us  plashed 
the  blood. 
And,  bellying  black  against  the  dust,  the  Bhagwa 
Jhanda  swayed. 


saw  it  fall  in  smoke  and  fire,  the  banner  of  the 

Bhao; 
I  heard  a  voice  across  the  press  of  one  who  called 

in  vain : — 

1  The  Choosers  of  the  Slain. 


106  WITH  SCINDIA  TO  DELHI 

•  Ho !   Anand  Rao  Nimbalkhur,  ride !     Get  aid  of 
Mulhar  Rao ! 
'  Go  shame  his  squadrons  into  fight — the  Bhao — 
the  Bhao  is  slain  I  * 


Thereat,  as  when  a  sand-bar  breaks  in  clotted  spume 

and  spray —  I 

When  rain  of  later  autumn  sweeps  the  Jumna  j 

water-head. 

Before  their  charge  from  flank  to  flank  our  riven  ' 

ranks  gave  way ;  ) 

But  of  the  waters  of  that  flood  the  Jumna  fords  i 

ran  red.  I 


I  held  by  Scindia,  my  lord,  as  close  as  man  might 
hold  ; 
A  Soobah  of  the  Deccan  asks  no  aid  to  guard  his 
life; 
But  Holkar's  Horse  were  flying,  and  our  chiefest 
chiefs  were  cold. 
And  like  a  flame  among  us  leapt  the  long  lean 
Northern  knife. 


It 

i 


WITH  SCINDIA  TO  DELHI 


107 


held  by  Scindia — my  lance  from  butt  to  tuft  was 

dyed. 
The  froth  of  battle  bossed  the  shield  and  roped 

the  bridle-chain — 
"^hat  time  beneath  our  horses'  feet  a  maiden  rose 

and  cried. 
And  clung  to  Scindia,  and  I  turned  a  sword-cut 

from  the  twain. 


[He    set    a    spell    upon    the    maid    in    woodlands 

long  ago, 
A  hunter  by  the  Tapti  banks  she  gave  him  water 

there : 
[e  turned  her  heart  to  water,  and  she  followed  to 

her  woe. 
What   need  had  he  of  Lalun  who  had   twenty 

maids  as  fair  ?'^ 


fow  in  that  hour  strength  left  my  lord;  he  wrenched 

his  mare  aside ; 
He  bound  the  girl  behind  him  and  we  slashed  and 
struggled  free. 


10b  WITH  SCINDIA  TO  DELHI 

Across  the  reeling  wreck  of  strife  we  rode  as  shadows 
ride 
From    Paniput    to  Delhi    town,    but    not    alone 
were  we. 


'Twas  Lutuf-Ullah    Populzai   laid   horse   upon  our 

tracks  |i 

A  swine-fed  reiver  of  the  North  that  lusted  for  the 
maid ; 
I  might  have  barred  his  path  awhile,  but  Scindia      i 
called  me  back. 
And   I — O   woe    for    Scindia! — I   listened    and 
obeyed. 

League  after  league  the  formless  scrub  took  shape 
and  glided  by — 
League  after  league  the  white  road  swirled  behind 
the  white  mare's  feet — 
League  after  league,  when  leagues  were  done,  we 
heard  the  Populzai, 
Where  sure  as  Time  and  swift  as  Death  the  tireless 
footfall  beat. 


i 


WITH  SCINDIA  TO  DELHI 


109 


foon's  eye  beheld  that  shame  of  flight,  the  shadows 
fell,  we  fled 
Where  steadfast  as  the  wheeling  kite  he  followed 
in  our  train  ; 
^he  black  wolf  warred  where  we  had  warred,  the 
jackal  mocked  our  dead. 
And  terror  born  of  twilight-tide  made  mad  the 
labouring  brain. 


gasped  : — ^  A  kingdom  waits  my  lord  ;  her  love  is 

but  her  own. 
'  A  day  shall  mar,  a  day  shall  cure  for  her,  but  what 

for  thee  ? 
Cut  loose  the  girl :  he  follows  fast.     Cut  loose  and 

ride  alone  ! ' 
Then    Scindia    'twixt    his    blistered    lips  : — '  My 

Queens'  Queen  shall  she  be  ! 


Of  all  who  ate  my  bread  last  night  'twas  she  alone 
that  came 
To  seek  her  love  between  the  spears  and  find  her 
crown  tlierein  ! 


b 


WITH  SCINDIA  TO  DELHI 

'  One  shame  is  mine  to-day^  what  need  the  weight  oj 

double  shame  ? 

'  If  once  we  reach  the  Delhi  gate,  though  all  b< 

lost,  I  win  !' 


We  rode — the  white  mare  failed — her  trot  a  stagger- 
ing stumble  grew, — 
The  cooking-smoke  of  even  rose  and  weltered  and        \ 


hung  low  ; 
And  still  we  heard  the  Populzai  and  still  we  strained 
anew, 
And  Delhi  town  was  very  near,  but  nearer  was 
the  foe. 


VI 


Yea,  Delhi  town  was  very  near  when  Lalun  whispered  : 
— ^  Slay ! 
'  Lord  of  my  life,  the  mare  sinks  fast — stab  deep 
and  let  me  die  ! ' 
But  Scindia  would  not,  and  the  maid  tore  free  and 
flung  away. 
And  turning  as  she  fell  we  heard  the  clattering 
Populzai. 


WITH  SCINDIA  TO  DELHI 


111 


Then  Scindia  checked  the  gasping  mare  that  rocked 
and  gi'oaned  for  breath, 
And  wheeled  to  charge  and  plunged  the  knife  a 
handsbreadth  in  her  side — 
The  hunter  and  the  hunted  know  how  that  last  pause 
is  death — 
The  blood  had  chilled  about  her  heart,  she  reared 
and  fell  and  died. 


Our  Gods  were  kind.     Before  he  heard  the  maiden's 
piteous  scream 
A  log  upon  the  Delhi  road,  beneath  the  mare  he 
lay — • 
Lost  mistress  and  lost  battle  passed  before  him  like 
a  dream ; 
The  darkness  closed  about  his  eyes — I  bore  my 
King  away. 


THE  BALLAD  OF  BOH  DA  THONE 

21iis  is  the  ballad  of  Boh  Da  Thone, 
Erst  a  Pretender  to  Theebaws  throne. 
Who  harried  the  district  of  Alalone  : 
How  he  met  with  his  fate  and  the  V.P.P. 
At  the  hand  of  Harendra  Mukerji, 
Senior  Gomashta,  G.B.T. 

Boh  Da  Thone  was  a  warrior  bold  : 

His  sword  and  his  Snider  were  bossed  with  gold, 

And  the  Peacock  Banner  his  henchmen  bore 
Was  stiff  with  bullion,  but  stiffer  with  gore. 

He  shot  at  the  strong  and  he  slashed  at  the  weak 
From  the  Salween  scrub  to  the  Chindwin  teak : 

He  crucified  noble,  he  sacrificed  mean. 
He  filled  old  ladies  with  kerosene  : 

While  over  the  water  the  papers  cried, 
'  Tlie  patriot  fights  for  his  countryside  !' 

112 


><W 


BOH  DA  THONE  113 

»ut  little  they  cared  for  the  Native  Press, 
^he  worn  white  soldiers  in  Khaki  dress, 

lo  tramped   through  the  jungle  and  camped  in 
the  byre, 

'^ho  died  in  the  swamp  and  were  tombed  in  the 
mire, 

'^ho  gave  up  their  lives,  at  the  Queen's  Command, 
''or  the  Pride  of  their  Race  and  the  Peace  of  the 
Land. 

low,  first  of  the  foemen  of  Boh  Da  Thone 
^as  Captain  O'Neil  of  the  'Black  Tyrone,' 

ind  his  was  a  Company,  seventy  strong, 
'ho  hustled  that  dissolute  Chief  along. 

'here    were   lads   from    Galway    and    Louth    and 

Meath 
'^ho  went  to  their  death  with  a  joke  in  their  teeth, 

ind  worshipped  with  fluency,  fervour,  and  zeal 
le  mud  on  the  boot-heels  of '  Crook '  O'Neil. 

lut  ever  a  blight  on  their  labours  lay, 
tnd  ever  their  quarry  would  vanish  away, 

H 


114  THE  BALLAD  OF 

Till  the  sun-dried  boys  of  the  Black  Tyrone 
Took  a  brotherly  interest  in  Boh  Da  Thone  : 

And,  sooth,  if  pursuit  in  possession  ends, 
The  Boh  and  his  trackers  were  best  of  friends. 

The  word  of  a  scout — a  march  by  night — 

A  rush  through  the  mist — a  scattering  fight — 

A  volley  from  cover — a  corpse  in  the  clearing — 
The  glimpse  of  a  loin-cloth  and  heavy  jade  earring — 


The  flare  of  a  village — the  tally  of  slain —  ■ 

And  .  .  .  the  Boh  was  abroad  '  on  the  raid '  again  !      ! 

j 
They  cursed  their  luck,  as  the  Irish  will,  j 

They  gave  him  credit  for  cunning  and  skill, 

j 
They  buried  their  dead,  they  bolted  their  beef,  j 

And  started  anew  on  the  track  of  the  thief 

Till,  in  place  of  the  '  Kalends  of  Greece,'  men  said, 
'  When  Crook  and  his  darlings  come  back  with  the 
head.'  i) 

They  had  hunted  the  Boh  from   the  hills  to  the    I] 

plain — 
He  doubled  and  broke  for  the  hills  again : 


BOH  DA  THONE  Hi 

They  had  crippled  his  power  for  rapine  and  raid, 
They  had  routed  him  out  of  his  pet  stockade, 

And  at  last,  they  came,  when  the  Day  Star  tired. 
To  a  camp  deserted — a  village  fired. 

A  black  cross  blistered  the  Morning-gold, 
And  the  body  upon  it  was  stark  and  cold. 

The  wind  of  the  dawn  went  merrily  past. 
The  high  grass  bowed  her  plumes  to  the  blast. 

And  out  of  the  grass,  on  a  sudden,  broke 
A  spirtle  of  fire,  a  whorl  of  smoke — 

And  Captain  O'  Neil  of  the  Black  Tyrone 
Was  blessed  with  a  slug  in  the  ulnar-bone — 
j'he  gift  of  his  enemy  Boh  Da  Thone. 

low  a  slug  that  is  hammered  from  telegraph-wire 
a  thorn  in  the  flesh  and  a  rankling  fire.) 

le  shot-wound  festered — as  shot-wounds  may 
a  steaming  barrack  at  Mandalay. 

ie  left  a/m  throbbed,  and  the  Captain  swore, 
'd  like  to  be  after  the  Boh  once  more !' 


116  THE  BALLAD  OF 

The  fever  held  him — the  Captain  said, 
'  I  'd  give  a  hundred  to  look  at  his  head  !' 

The  Hospital  punkahs  creaked  and  whirred, 
But  Babu  Harendra  (Gomashta)  heard. 

He  thought  of  the  cane-brake,  green  and  dank. 
That  girdled  his  home  by  the  Dacca  tank. 

He  thought  of  his  wife  and  his  High  School  son. 
He  thought — but  abandoned  the  thought — of  a  gun. 

His  sleep  was  broken  by  visions  dread 
Of  a  shining  Boh  with  a  silver  head. 

He  kept  his  counsel  and  went  his  way. 
And  swindled  the  cartmen  of  half  their  pay. 


And  the  months  went  on,  as  the  worst  must  do. 
And  the  Boh  returned  to  the  raid  anew. 

But  the  Captain  had  quitted  the  long-drawn  strife. 
And  in  far  Simoorie  had  taken  a  wife. 

And  she  was  a  damsel  of  delicate  mould, 
With  hair  like  the  sunshine  and  heart  of  gold, 


BOH  DA  THONE  117 

ind  little  she  knew  the  arms  that  embraced 
[ad  cloven  a  man  from  the  brow  to  the  waist : 

md  little  she  knew  that  the  loving  lips 
[ad  ordered  a  quivering  life's  eclipse. 

And  the  eye  that  lit  at  her  lightest  breath 
Had  glared  unawed  in  the  Gates  of  Death. 

(For  these  be  matters  a  man  would  hide. 
As  a  general  rule,  from  an  innocent  Bride.) 

And  little  the  Captain  thought  of  the  past, 
And,  of  all  men,  Babu  Harendra  last. 


But  slow,  in  the  sludge  of  the  Kathun  road. 
The  Government  Bullock  Train  toted  its  load. 

Speckless  and  spotless  and  shining  with  ghee, 
In  the  rearmost  cart  sat  the  Babu-jee. 

And  ever  a  phantom  before  him  fled 
Of  a  scowling  Boh  with  a  silver  bead. 

I  Then  the  lead-cart  stuck,  though  the  coolies  slaved, 
jA-nd  the  cartmen  flogged  and  the  escort  raved ; 
I 


118 


THE  BALLAD  OF 


And  out  of  the  jungle,  with  yells  and  squeals, 
Pranced  Boh  Da  Thone,  and  his  gang  at  his  heels ! 

Then  belching  blunderbuss  answered  back 
The  Snider's  snarl  and  the  carbine's  crack, 

And  the  blithe  revolver  began  to  sing 

To  the  blade  that  twanged  on  the  locking-ring. 

And    the    brown    flesh   blued    where    the  bay'net 

kissed. 
As  the  steel  shot  back  with  a  wrench  and  a  twist. 

And  the  great  white  bullocks  with  onyx  eyes 
Watched  the  souls  of  the  dead  arise. 

And  over  the  smoke  of  the  fusillade 

The  Peacock  Banner  staggered  and  swayed. 

Oh,  gayest  of  scrimmages  man  may  see 
Is  a  well-worked  rush  on  the  G.B.T. ! 


The  Babu  shook  at  the  horrible  sight. 
And  girded  his  ponderous  loins  for  flight. 

But  Fate  had  ordained  that  the  Boh  should  start 
On  a  lone-hand  raid  of  the  rearmost  cart, 


BOH  DA  THONE  119 

Lnd  out  of  that  cart,  with  a  bellow  of  woe, 
le  Babu  fell — flat  on  the  top  of  the  Boh  ! 

For  years  had  Harendra  served  the  State, 
To  the  growth  of  his  purse  and  the  girth  of  his 
pet. 

There  were  twenty  stone,  as  the  tally-man  knows. 
On  the  broad  of  the  chest  of  this  best  of  Bohs. 

And  twenty  stone  from  a  height  discharged 
Are  bad  for  a  Boh  with  a  spleen  enlarged. 

Oh,  short  was  the  struggle — severe  was  the  shock — 
He  dropped  like  a  bullock — he  lay  like  a  block  ; 

And  the  Babu  above  him,  convulsed  with  fear. 
Heard  the  labouring  life-breath  hissed  out  in  his 
ear. 

And  thus  in  a  fashion  undignified 

The  princely  pest  of  the  Chindwin  died. 


Turn  now  to  Simoorie  where,  lapped  in  his  ease. 
The  Captain  is  petting  the  Bride  on  his  knees, 


THE  BALLAD  OF 

Where  the  whit  of  the  bullet,  the  wounded  man's 

scream 
Are  mixed  as  the  mist  of  some  devilish  dream — 

Forgotten,  forgotten  the  sweat  of  the  shambles 
Where  the  hill-daisy  blooms  and  the  grey  monkey 
gambols. 

From  the  sword-belt  set  free  and  released  from  the 

steel. 
The  Peace  of  the  Lord  is  with  Captain  O'Neil. 

Up  the  hill  to  Simoorie — most  patient  of  drudges — 
The  bags  on  his  shoulder,  the  mail-runner  trudges. 

'  For  Captain  O'Neil,  Sahib.     One  hundred  and  ten 
'  Rupees  to  collect  on  deliveiy.' 

Then 

(Their  breakfast  was  stopped  while  the  screw-jack 

and  hammer 
Tore  waxcloth,  split  teak-wood,  and   chipped   out 

the  dammer;) 

Open-eyed,  open-mouthed,  on  the  napery's  snow. 
With  a  crash  and  a  thud,  rolled — the  Head  of  the 
Boh  ! 


^       And   gummed   to   the   scalp   was    a   letter   which 
ran: — 

^In  Fielding  Force  Service. 
'  Encampment, 

'  10th  Jan. 

'  Dear  Sir, — I  have  honour  to  send,  as  you  said, 
'  For  final  approval  (see  under)  Boh's  Head ; 

■    '  Was  took  by  myself  in  most  bloody  affair. 
m    '  By  High  Education  brought  pressure  to  bear. 

'  Now  violate  Liberty,  time  being  bad, 

'To  mail  V.P.P.  (rupees  hundred)  Please  add 

'  Whatever  Your  Honour  can  pass.     Price  of  Blood 
'  Much  cheap  at  one  hundred,  and  children  want  food ; 

'  So  trusting  Your  Honour  will  somewhat  retain 
*  True  love  and  affection  for  Govt.  Bullock  Train, 


I 


And  show  awful  kindness  to  satisfy  me, 
'I  am, 

'Graceful  Master, 

'Your 

'  H.   MUKERJI.' 


122  THE  BALLAD  OF 

As  the  rabbit  is  drawn  to  the  rattlesnake's  power, 
As  the  smoker's  eye  fills  at  the  opium  hour, 

As  a  horse  reaches  up  to  the  manger  above, 

As  the  waiting  ear  yearns  for  the  whisper  of  love. 

From  the  arms  of  the  Bride,  iron-visaged  and  slow, 
The  Captain  bent  down  to  the  Head  of  the  Boh. 

And  e'en  as  he  looked  on  the  Thing  where  It  lay 
'Twixt  the  winking  new  spoons  and  the  napkins' 
array. 

The  freed  mind  fled  back  to  the  long-ago  days — 
The   hand-to-hand    scuffle  —  the    smoke    and    the 
blaze — 

The  forced  march  at  night  and  the  quick  rush  at 

dawn — 
The  banjo  at  twilight,  the  burial  ere  mom — 

The  stench  of  the  marshes — the  raw,  piercing  smell 
When  the  overhand  stabbing-cut  silenced  the  yell — 


The  oaths  of  his  Irish  that  surged  when  they  stood 
jre  th( 
flood. 


Where  the  black  crosses  hung  o'er  the  Kuttamow 


I 


BOH  DA  THONE  123 

As  a  derelict  ship  drifts  away  with  the  tide 

The  Captain  went  out  on  the  Past  from  his  Bride, 

Back,  back,  through  the  springs  to  the  chill  of  the 

year. 
When  he  hunted  the  Boh  from  Maloon  to  Tsaleer. 

As  the  shape  of  a  corpse  dimmers  up  through  deep 

water. 
In  his  eye  lit  the  passionless  passion  of  slaughter. 

And  men  who  had  fought  with  O'Neil  for  the  life 
Had  gazed  on  his  face  with  less  dread  than  his  wife. 

For  she  who  had  held  him  so  long  could  not  hold 
him — 

Though  a  four-month  Eternity  should  have  con- 
trolled him — 

But  watched  the  twin  Terror — the  head  turned  to 

head — 
The  scowling,  scarred  Black,  and  the  flushed  savage 

Red— 

The  spirit  that  changed  from  her  knowing  and  flew 

to 
Some  grim  hidden  Past  she  had  never  a  clue  to. 


124  BOH  DA  THONE 

But  It  knew  as  It  grinned,  for  he  touched  it  un- 
fearing. 

And  muttered  aloud,  '  So  you  kept  that  jade  ear- 
ring !  * 

Then  nodded,  and  kindly,  as  friend  nods  to  friend, 
'^  Old  man,  you  fought  well,  but  you  lost  in  the  end.' 


The  visions  departed,  and  Shame  followed  Passion : — 
'  He  took  what  I  said  in  this  horrible  fashion, 

'I'll  write  to  Harendra  ! '    With  language unsainted 
The  Captain  came  back  to  the  Bride  .  .  .   who  had 
fainted. 


And  this  is  a  fiction  ?     No.     Go  to  Simoorie 

And  look  at  their  baby,  a  twelve-month  old  Houri, 

A  pert  little,  Irish-eyed  Kathleen  Mavournin — 
She 's  always  about  on  the  Mall  of  a  mornin' — 

And  you'll  see,  if  her  right  shoulder-strap  is  dis- 
placed. 
This  :  Giiles  upon  argent,  a  Boh's  Head,  erased  f 


[THE   LAMENT   OF    THE   BORDER   CATTLE 
THIEF 


O  WOE  is  me  for  the  merry  life 

I  led  beyond  the  Bar, 
And  a  treble  woe  for  my  winsome  wife 

That  weeps  at  Shalimar. 

They  have  taken  away  my  long  jezail, 

My  shield  and  sabre  fine. 
And  hea,ved  me  into  the  Central  Jail 

For  lifting  of  the  kine. 

The  steer  may  low  within  the  byre, 
The  Jut  may  tend  his  grain. 

But  there  '11  be  neither  loot  nor  fire 
Till  I  come  back  again. 

And  God  have  mercy  on  the  Jut 
When  once  my  fetters  fall, 

And  Heaven  defend  the  farmer's  hut 
When  I  am  loosed  from  thrall. 

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THE 

It 's  woe  to  bend  the  stubborn  back 
Above  the  grinching  quern, 

It's  woe  to  hear  the  leg-bar  clack 
And  jingle  when  I  turn  ! 

But  for  the  sorrow  and  the  shame. 
The  brand  on  me  and  mine, 

I  Tl  pay  you  back  in  leaping  flame 
And  loss  of  the  butchered  kine. 

For  every  cow  I  spared  before 

In  charity  set  free, 
If  I  may  reach  my  hold  once  more 

I  '11  reive  an  honest  three. 

For  every  time  I  raised  the  lowe 
That  scared  the  dusty  plain. 

By  sword  and  cord,  by  torch  and  tow 
I  '11  light  the  land  with  twain  ! 


Ride  hard,  ride  hard  to  Abazai, 

Young  Sahib  with  the  yellow  hair — 

Lie  close,  lie  close  as  khuttucks  lie. 
Fat  herds  below  Bonair. 


BORDER  CAITLE  THIEF  127 

The  one  I  '11  shoot  at  twilight-tide. 

At  dawn  I  '11  drive  the  other ; 
The  black  shall  mcum  for  hoof  and  hide. 

The  white  man  for  his  brother. 

'Tis  war,  red  war,  I  '11  give  you  then. 

War  till  my  sinews  fail ; 
For  the  wrong  you  have  done  to  a  chief  of  men. 

And  a  thief  of  the  Zukka  Kheyl. 

And  if  I  fall  to  your  hand  afresh 

I  give  you  leave  for  the  sin, 
That  you  cram  my  throat  with  the  foul  pig's  flesh. 

And  swing  me  in  the  skin ! 


THE  RHYME  OF  THE  THREE  CAPTAINS 

This  ballad  appears  to  refer  to  one  of  the  exploits  of  the 
notorious  Paul  Jones,  the  American  pirate.  It  is  founded 
on  fact. 

.  .  .  At  the  close  of  a  winter  day, 
Their  anchors  down,  by  London  town,  the  Three 

Great  Captains  lay  ; 
And  one  was  Admiral  of  the   North  from  Solway 

Firth  to  Skye, 
And  one  was  Lord  of  the  Wessex  coast  and  all  the 

lands  thereby. 
And  one  was  Master  of  the  Thames  from  Limehouse 

to  Blackwall, 
And  he  was  Captain  of  the  Fleet — the  bravest  of 

them  all. 
Their  good  guns  guarded  the  great  grey  sides  that 

were  thirty  foot  in  the  sheer. 
When  there  came  a  certain  trading  brig  with  news 

of  a  privateer. 

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THE  THREE  CAPTAINS  129 


Her  rigging  was  rough  with  the  clotted  drift  that 

drives  in  a  Northern  breeze, 
Her  sides  were  clogged  with  the  lazy  weed  that 

spawns  in  the  Eastern  seas. 
Light  she  rode  in  the  rude  tide-rip,  to  left  and  right 

she  rolled. 
And  the  skipper  sat  on  the  scuttle-butt  and  stared 

at  an  empty  hold. 
*  I  ha'  paid  Port  dues  for  your  Law/  quoth  he,  '  and 

where  is  the  Law  ye  boast 
|.     '  If  I  sail  unscathed  from  a  heathen  port  to  be  robbed 
P  on  a  Christian  coast } 

'  Ye  have  smoked  the  hives  of  the  Laccadives  as  we 

burn  the  lice  in  a  bunk, 
'  We  tack  not  now  to  a  Gallang  prow  or  a  plunging 

Pei-ho  junk ; 
'  I  had  no  fear  but  the  seas  were  clear  as  far  as  a  sail 

might  fare 
'  Till  I  met  with  a  lime-washed  Yankee  brig  that  rode 

off  Finisterre. 
'  There  were  canvas  blinds  to  his  bow-gun  ports  to 

screen  the  weight  he  bore, 
'  And  the  signals  ran  for  a  merchantman  from  Sandy 

Hook  to  the  Nore. 


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130  THE  RHYME  OF 

'  He  would  not  fly  the  Rovers'  flag — the  bloody  or 

the  black, 
'  But  now  he  floated  the  Gridiron  and  now  he  flaunted 

the  Jack. 
'  He  spoke  of  the  Law  as  he  crimped  my  crew — he 

swore  it  was  only  a  loan ; 
'  But  when  I  would  ask  for  my  own  again,  he  swore 

it  was  none  of  my  own. 
'  He  has  taken  my  little  parrakeets  that  nest  beneath 

the  Line, 
'  He  has  stripped  my  rails  of  the  shaddock-frails  and 

the  green  unripened  pine ; 
'  He  has  taken  my  bale  of  dammer  and  spice  I  won 

beyond  the  seas, 
'  He  has  taken  my  grinning  heathen  gods — and  what 

should  he  want  o'  these  ? 
'  My  foremast  would  not  mend  his  boom,  my  deck- 
house patch  his  boats  ; 
'  He  has  whittled  the  two,  this  Yank  Yahoo,  to  peddle 

for  shoe-peg  oats. 
'  I  could  not  fight  for  the  failing  light  and  a  rough 

beam-sea  beside, 
'  But  I  hulled  him  once  for  a  clumsy  crimp  and  twice 

because  he  lied. 


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THE  THREE  CAPTAINS  131 

'Had  I   had   guns  (as  I  had  goods)  to  work  my 

Christian  harm,, 
'  I  had  ran  him  up  from  his  quarter-deck  to  trade 

with  his  own  yard-arm ; 
'  I  had  nailed  his  ears  to  my  capstan-head,  and  ripped 

them  off  with  a  saw, 
'  And  soused  them  in  the  bilgewater,  and  served  them 

to  him  raw ; 
'  I  had  flung  him  bHnd  in  a  rudderless  boat  to  rot  in 

the  rocking  dark, 
'  I  had  towed  him  aft  of  his  own  craft,  a  bait  for  his 

brother  shark ; 
'  I    had   lapped   him  round  with   cocoa   husk,  and 

drenched  him  with  the  oil, 
'  And  lashed  him  fast  to  his  own  mast  to  blaze  above 

my  spoil ; 
'  I  had  stripped  his  hide  for  my  hammock-side,  and 

tasselled  his  beard  i*  the  mesh, 
'  And  spitted  his  crew  on  the  live  bamboo  that  grows 

through  the  gangrened  flesh ; 
'I  had  hove  him  down  by  the  mangroves  brown, 

where  the  mud-reef  sucks  and  draws, 
*  Moored  by  the  heel  to  his  own  keel  to  wait  for  the 

land-crab's  claws ! 


132  THE  RHYME  OF 

'  He  is  lazar  within  and  lime  without,  ye  can  nose 

him  far  enow, 
'  For  he  carries  the  taint  of  a  musky  ship — the  reek 

of  the  slaver's  dhow ! ' 
The  skipper  looked  at  the  tiering  guns  and  the 

bulwarks  tall  and  cold. 
And   the   Captains   Three  full   courteously  peered 

down  at  the  gutted  hold. 
And  the   Captains  Three  called   courteously  from 

deck  to  scuttle-butt : — 
'  Good  Sir,  we  ha'  dealt  with  that  merchantman  or 

ever  your  teeth  were  cut. 
'  Your  words  be  words  of  a  lawless  race,  and  the  Law 

it  standeth  thus : 
'  He  comes  of  a  race  that  have  never  a  Law,  and  he 

never  has  boarded  us. 
'We  ha'   sold  him  canvas  and  rope  and  spar — we 

know  that  his  price  is  fair, 
^  And  we  know  that  he  weeps  for  the  lack  of  a  Law 

as  he  rides  off  Finisterre. 
'  And  since  he  is  damned  for  a  gallows-thief  by  yo\ 

and  better  than  you, 
*  We  hold  it  meet  that  the  English  fleet  should  know 

that  we  hold  him  true/ 


THE  THREE  CAPTAINS  133 

'he  skipper  called  to  the  tall  tafFrail : — '  And  what 
is  that  to  me  ? 
'Did  ever  you  hear  of  a  Yankee  brig  that  rifled  a 

Seventy-three  ? 
*  Do  I  loom  so  large  from  your  quarter-deck  that  I 

lift  like  a  ship  o'  the  Line  ? 
^  He  has  learned  to  run  from  a  shotted  gun  and  harry 

such  craft  as  mine. 
'There  is  never  a  Law  on  the  Cocos  Keys  to  hold 

a  white  man  inj 
'But  we  do  not  steal  the  niggers'  meal,  for  that  is  a 

nigger's  sin. 
'  Must  he  have  his  Law  as  a  quid  to  chaw^  or  laid  in 

brass  on  his  wheel  ? 
'  Does  he   steal  with  tears  when   he   buccaneers  .'* 

'Fore  Gad,  then,  why  does  he  steal  .^' 
The  skipper  bit  on  a  deep-sea  word,  and  the  word 

it  was  not  sweet. 
For  he  could  see  the  Captains  Three  had  signalled 

to  the  Fleet. 
But  three  and  two,  in  white  and  blue,  the  whimpering 

flags  began : — 
'  We  have  heard  a  tale  of  a — foreign  sail,  but  he  is 

a  merchantman.' 


134  THE  RHYME  OF 

The  skipper  peered  beneath  his  palm  and  swore  by 

the  Great  Horn  Spoon : — 
'  'Fore  Gad,  the  Chaplain  of  the  Fleet  would  bless 

my  picaroon ! ' 
By  two  and  three  the  flags  blew  free  to  lash  the 

laughing  air : — 
'  We  have  sold  our  spars  to  the  merchantman — we 

know  that  his  price  is  fair/ 
The  skipper  winked  his  Western  eye,  and  swore  by 

a  China  storm  : — 
'  They  ha*  rigged  him  a  Joseph's  jury-coat  to  keep 

his  honour  warm.' 
The  halliards  twanged  against  the  tops,  the  bunting 

bellied  broad. 
The  skipper  spat  in  the  empty  hold  and  mourned 

for  a  wasted  cord. 
Masthead — masthead,  the  signal  sped  by  the  line 

o*  the  British  craft ; 
The  skipper  called  to  his  Lascar  crew,  and  put  he] 

about  and  laughed  : — 
'  It 's  mainsail  haul,  my  bully  boys  all — we  '11  out  to 

the  seas  again —  I 

*  Ere  they  set  us  to  paint  their  pirate  saint,  or  scrub      j 

at  his  grapnel-chain.  j 


THE  THREE  CAPTAINS  135 

'  It 's  fore-sheet  free^  with  her  head  to  the  sea^  and 

the  swing  of  the  unbought  brine — 
'We'll  make  no  sport  in  an  English  court  till  we 

come  as  a  ship  o'  the  Line  : 
^Till  we  come  as  a  ship  o'  the  Line,  my  lads,  of 

thirty  foot  in  the  sheer, 
'  Lifting  again  from  the  outer  main  with  news  of  a 

privateer ; 
'Flying  his  pluck  at  our  mizzen-truck  for  weft  of 

Admiralty, 
'  Heaving  his  head  for  our  dipsy-lead  in  sign  that  we 

keep  the  sea. 
'  Then  fore-sheet  home  as  she  lifts  to  the  foam — we 

stand  on  the  outward  tack, 
'We  are  paid  in  the  coin  of  the  white  man's  trade — 

the  bezant  is  hard,  ay,  and  black. 
'^  The  frigate-bird  shall  carry  my  word  to  the  Kling 

and  the  Orang-Laut 
'  How  a  man  may  sail  from  a  heathen  coast  to  be 

robbed  in  a  Christian  port ; 
'  How  a  man  may  be  robbed  in  Christian  port  while 

Three  Great  Captains  there 
'  Shall  dip  their  flag  to  a  slaver's  rag — to  show  that 

his  trade  is  fair  !  * 


THE  BALLAD  OF  THE  '  CLAMPHERDOWN ' 

It  was  our  war-ship  '  Clampherdown ' 

Would  sweep  the  Channel  clean. 
Wherefore  she  kept  her  hatches  close 
When  the  merry  Channel  chops  arose, 
To  save  the  bleached  marine. 

She  had  one  bow-gun  of  a  hundred  ton. 

And  a  great  stem-gun  beside ; 
They  dipped  their  noses  deep  in  the  sea, 
They  racked  their  stays  and  stanchions  free 

In  the  wash  of  the  wind-whipped  tide. 


It  was  our  war-ship  '  Clampherdown ' 

Fell  in  with  a  cruiser  light 
That  carried  the  dainty  Hotchkiss  gun 
And  a  pair  o'  heels  wherewith  to  run 

From  the  grip  of  a  close-fought  fight. 

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THE  'CLAMPHERDOWN'  137 

She  opened  fire  at  seven  miles — 

As  ye  shoot  at  a  bobbing  cork — 
And  once  she  fired  and  twice  she  fired. 
Till  the  bow-gun  drooped  like  a  lily  tired 

That  lolls  upon  the  stalk. 

'  Captain,  the  bow-gun  melts  apace, 

'  The  deck-beams  break  below, 
'  'Twere  well  to  rest  for  an  hour  or  twain, 
'  And  botch  the  shattered  plates  again/ 

And  he  answered,  '  Make  it  so/ 

She  opened  fire  within  the  mile — 

As  ye  shoot  at  the  flying  duck — 
And  the  great  stern-gun  shot  fair  and  true. 
With  the  heave  of  the  ship,  to  the  stainless 
blue, 

And  the  great  stem-turret  stuck. 

^  Captain,  the  turret  fills  with  steam, 

'  The  feed-pipes  burst  below — 
^  You  can  hear  the  hiss  of  the  helpless  ram, 
'  You  can  hear  the  twisted  runners  jam/ 

And  he  answered,  '  Turn  and  go  ! ' 


138  THE  BALLAD  OF 

It  was  our  war-ship  '  Clampherdown/ 

And  grimly  did  she  roll  ; 
Swung  round  to  take  the  cruiser's  fire 
As  the  White  Whale  faces  the  Thresher's  ire 

When  they  war  by  the  frozen  Pole. 

'  Captain,,  the  shells  are  falling  fast, 

'  And  faster  still  fall  we  ; 
•  And  it  is  not  meet  for  English  stock 
'  To  bide  in  the  heart  of  an  eight-day  clock 

'  The  death  they  cannot  see.' 

'  Lie  down,  lie  down,  my  bold  A.B., 

'  We  drift  upon  her  beam ; 
^  We  dare  not  ram,  for  she  can  run ; 
'  And  dare  ye  fire  another  gun, 

*  And  die  in  the  peeling  steam  ? ' 

It  was  our  war-ship  '  Clampherdown ' 

That  carried  an  armour-belt  ; 
But  fifty  feet  at  stern  and  bow 
Lay  bare  as  the  paunch  of  the  purser's  sow. 

To  the  hail  of  the  Nordenfeldt. 


THE  'CLAMPHERDOWN'  189 


tlaptain^  they  hack  us  through  and  through ; 
'  The  chilled  steel  bolts  are  swift ! 
i^e  have  emptied  the  bunkers  in  open  sea, 
heir  shrapnel  bursts  where  our  coal  should  be.' 
And  he  answered,  '  Let  her  drift/ 

It  was  our  war-ship  '  Clampherdown/ 

Swung  round  upon  the  tide, 
Her  two  dumb  guns  glared  south  and  north. 
And  the  blood  and  the  bubbling  steam  ran  forth. 

And  she  ground  the  cruiser's  side. 

'  Captain,  they  cry,  the  fight  is  done, 

'  They  bid  you  send  your  sword.' 
And  he  answered,  *^  Grapple  her  stern  and  bow. 
'  They  have  asked  for  the  steel.     They  shall  have  it 
now; 

'  Out  cutlasses  and  board  I ' 

It  was  our  war-ship  '  Clampherdown,' 

Spewed  up  four  hundred  men ; 
And  the  scalded  stokers  yelped  delight, 
As  they  rolled  in  the  waist  and  heard  the  fight, 

Stamp  o'er  their  steel-walled  pen. 


: 

! 

140  THE  'CLAMPHERDOWN' 

They  cleared  the  cruiser  end  to  end. 

From  conning-tower  to  hold. 
They  fought  as  they  fought  in  Nelson's  fleet; 
They  were  stripped  to  the  waist,  they  were  bare 
to  the  feet. 

As  it  was  in  the  days  of  old. 

It  was  the  sinking  '  Clampherdown ' 

Heaved  up  her  battered  side — 
And  carried  a  million  pounds  in  steel. 
To  the  cod  and  the  corpse-fed  conger-eel. 

And  the  scour  of  the  Channel  tide. 

It  was  the  crew  of  the  '  Clampherdown ' 

Stood  out  to  sweep  the  sea. 
On  a  cruiser  won  from  an  ancient  foe. 
As  it  was  in  the  days  of  long  ago. 

And  as  it  still  shall  be. 


THE  BALLAD  OF  THE  ^BOLIVAR* 

Seven  men  from  all  the  world  hack  to  Docks  again , 
Rolling  down  the  Ratcliffe  Road  drunk  and  raising 

Cain  : 
Give  the  girls  another  drink  'fore  we  sign  away — 
We  that  took  the  *  Bolivar'  out  across  the  Bay  ! 

We   put  out  from  Sunderland  loaded  down  with 
rails; 
We  put   back   to   Sunderland  'cause   our   cargo 
shifted ; 
We    put   out    from  Sunderland — met    the   winter 
gales — 
Seven  days  and  seven  nights   to  the  Start  we 
drifted. 

Racketing  her  rivets  loose^  smoke-stack  white 

as  snow. 
All  the  coals  adrift  adeck,  half  the  rails  below, 

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142  THE  BALLAD  OF 

Leaking   like    a   lobster-pot^   steering    like   a 

dray — 
Out  we  took  the  '  Bolivar/  out  across  the  Bay  ! 

One  by  one  the  Lights  came  up,  winked  and  let  us 
by; 
Mile   by  mile  we  waddled  on,  coal   and  fo'c'sle 
short ; 
Met    a    blow   that   laid    us   down,   heard   a   bulk- 
head fly ; 
Left  the  'Wolf  behind  us  with  a  two-foot  list  to 
port. 

Trailing  like  a  wounded  duck,  working  out  her 

soul; 
Clanging  like  a  smithy-shop  after  every  roll ; 
Jub't  a  funnel  and  a  mast  lurching  through  the 

spray- 
So  we  threshed  the  '  Bolivar'  out  across  the  Baj 

Felt  her  hog  and  felt  her  sag,  betted  when  she' 

I 
break ;  ' 

Wondered  every  time  she  raced  if  she  'd  stand  the     i 

shock ; 


THE  ^BOLIVAR'  143 

Teard  the  seas  like  drunken  men  pounding  at  her 

strake  ; 
Hoped   the  Lord  'ud   keep   his   thumb    on   the 
■         plummer-block. 

Banged  against  the  iron  decks^  bilges  choked 
with  coal  ; 

Flayed  and  frozen  foot  and  handj  sick  of  heart 
and  soul ; 

Last  we  prayed  she  'd  buck  herself  into  Judg- 
ment Day — 

Hi !  we  cursed  the  '  Bolivar '  knocking  round 
the  Bay ! 

O  her  nose  flung  up  to  sky^  groaning  to  be  still — 
Up  and  down  and  back  we  went,  never  time  for 
breath ; 
Then  the  money  paid  at  Lloyd's  caught  her  by  the 
heel. 
And  the  stars  ran  round  and  round  dancin  at  our 
death. 

Aching  for  an  hour  s  sleep,  dozing  off  between ; 
Heard  the  rotten  rivets  draw  when  she  took  it 
green ; 


144  THE  BALLAD  OF 

Watched  the  compass  chase  its  tail  like  a  cat  at 

play- 
That  was  on  the  '  Bolivar/  south  across  the  Bay. 

Once  we   saw   between  the  squalls,  lyin    head  to 

swell —  1 

Mad  with  work  and  weariness,  wishin'  they  was  i 

we —  I 

Some  damned  Liner's  lights  go  by  like   a  grand  j 

hotel ;  i 

Cheered   her   from    the    'Bolivar'   swampin'    in  j 

the  sea. 

Then   a   greyback    cleared   us   out,   then   the  : 

skipper  laughed ;  \ 

'Boys,  the  wheel  has  gone  to  Hell — rig  the  i 

winches  aft !  j 

'  Yoke  the  kicking  rudder-head — get  her  under  j 

way ! '  j 

So  we  steered  her,  pully-haul,  out  across  the  j 

Bay!  i 


Just  a  pack  o*  rotten  plates  puttied  up  with  tar,  ] 

In  we  came,  an'  time  enough,  'cross  Bilbao  Bar.      I 

I 

7 

5 


THE  '  BOLIVAR 


145 


Overloaded,  undermanned;,  meant   to  fomider, 

we 
Euchred   God   Almighty's   storm,    bluffed   the 

Eternal  Sea ! 


Seven  men  from  all  the  world,  hack  to  town  again, 
Rollin'  down  the  Ratcliffe  Road  dirunJc   and  raising 

Cain  : 
Seven  men  from  out  of  Hell,     Ain't  the  owners  gay, 
'Cause  we  took  the  '  Bolivar'  safe  across  the  Bay  ? 


THE  SACRIFICE  OF  ER-HEB 

Er-Heb  beyond  the  Hills  of  Ao-Safai 
Bears  witness  to  the  truth,  and  Ao-Safai 
Hath  told  the  7nen  of  Gorukh.     Thence  the  tale 
Comes  westward  o'er  the  peaks  to  India. 

The  story  of  Bisesa,  Armod's  child, — 
A  maiden  phghted  to  the  Chief  in  War, 
The  Man  of  Sixty  Spears,  who  held  the  Pass 
That  leads  to  Thibet,  but  to-day  is  gone 
To  seek  his  comfort  of  the  God  called  Budh 
The  Silent — showing  how  the  Sickness  ceased 
Because  of  her  who  died  to  save  the  tribe. 

Taman  is  One  and  greater  than  us  all, 
Taman  is  One  and  greater  than  all  Gods : 
Taman  is  Two  in  One  and  rides  the  sky. 
Curved  like  a  stallion's  croup,  from  dusk  to  dawn. 
And  drums  upon  it  with  his  heels,  whereby 
Is  bred  the  neighing  thunder  in  the  hills. 

143 


THE  SACRIFICE  OF  ER-HEB  147 

This  is  Tamaiij  the  God  of  all  Er-Heb, 

Who  was  before  all  Gods^  and  made  all  Gods, 

And  presently  will  break  the  Gods  he  made, 

And  step  upon  the  Earth  to  govern  men 

Who    give    him    milk-dry    ewes    and    cheat    his 

Priests, 
Or  leave  his  shrine  unlighted — as  Er-Heb 
Left  it  unlighted  and  forgot  Taman, 
When  all  the  Valley  followed  after  Kysh 
And  Yabosh,  little  Gods  but  very  wise. 
And  from  the  sky  Taman  beheld  their  sin. 

He  sent  the  Sickness  out  upon  the  hills 

The  Red  Horse  Sickness  with  the  iron  hooves. 

To  turn  the  Valley  to  Taman  again. 

And  the  Red  Horse  snuffed  thrice  into  the  wind. 

The  naked  wind  that  had  no  fear  of  him ; 

And  the  Red  Horse  stamped  thrice  upon  the  snow. 

The  nalied  snow  that  had  no  fear  of  him ; 

And  the  Red  Horse  went  out  across  the  rocks 

The  ringing  rocks  that  had  no  fear  of  him ; 

^And   downward,  where  the  lean   birch   meets   the 

^H   snow, 

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148  THE  SACRIFICE  OF  ER-HEB 

And  downward^  where  the  grey  pine  meets  the  birch, j 
And  downward,,  where  the  dwarf  oak  meets  the  pine,] 
Till  at  his  feet  our  cup-like  pastures  lay.  i 


That  night,  the  slow  mists  of  the  evening  dropped,  \ 

Dropped  as  a  cloth  upon  a  dead  man's  face,  j 

And  weltered  in  the  valley,  bluish- white  j 

Like  water  very  silent — spread  abroad,  ^ 

Like  water  very  silent,  from  the  Shrine 

Unlighted  of  Taman  to  where  the  stream 

Is  dammed  to  fill  our  cattle-troughs — sent  up 

I 
White  waves  that  rocked  and  heaved  and  then  were; 

still,  I 

Till  all  the  Valley  glittered  like  a  marsh,  '\ 

Beneath  the  moonlight,  filled  with  sluggish  mist  j 

Knee-deep,  so  that  men  waded  as  they  walked.  \ 

That  night,  the  Red  Horse  grazed  above  the  Dam,  1 
Beyond  the  cattle-troughs.  Men  heard  him  feed,  I 
And  those  that  heard  him  sickened  where  they  lay.  j 

Thus  came  the  sickness  to  Er-Heb,  and  slew 
Ten  men,  strong  men,  and  of  the  women  four  ; 
And  the  Red  Horse  went  hillward  with  the  dawn, , 
But  near  the  cattle-troughs  his  hoof-prints  lay. 


THE  SACRIFICE  OF  ER-HEB  149 

That  night,  the  slow  mists  of  the  evening  dropped, 

Dropped  as  a  cloth  upon  the  dead,  but  rose 

A  little  higher,  to  a  young  girl's  height ; 

Till  all  the  valley  glittered  like  a  lake. 

Beneath  the  moonlight,  filled  with  sluggish  mist. 

That  night,  the  Red  Horse  grazed  beyond  the  Dam 
A  stone' s-throw  from  the  troughs.     Men  heard  him 

feed. 
And  those  that  heard  him  sickened  where  they  lay. 
Thus  came  the  sickness  to  Er-Heb,  and  slew 
Of  men  a  score,  and  of  the  women  eight. 
And  of  the  children  two. 

Because  the  road 
To  Gorukh  was  a  road  of  enemies. 
And  Ao-Safai  was  blocked  with  early  snow. 
We  could  not  flee  from  out  the  Valley.     Death 
Smote  at  us  in  a  slaughter-pen,  and  Kysh 
Was  mute  as  Yabosh,  though  the  goats  were  slain ; 
And  the  Red  Horse  grazed  nightly  by  the  stream. 
And  later,  outward,  towards  the  Unlighted  Shrine, 
And  those  that   heard  him   sickened  where   they 
lay. 


150  THE  SACRIFICE  OF  ER-HEB 

Then  said  Bisesa  to  the  Priests  at  dusk^ 

When  the  white  mist  rose  up  breast-high,  and  choked  \ 

The  voices  in  the  houses  of  the  dead  : — 

'  Yabosh  and  Kysh  avail  not.     If  the  Horse 

'  Reach  the  Unlighted  Shrine  we  surely  die. 

'  Ye  have  forgotten  of  all  Gods  the  Chief, 

'  Taman ! '    Here  rolled  the  thunder  through  the  Hill. 

And  Yabosh  shook  upon  his  pedestal. 

'  Ye  have  forgotten  of  all  Gods  the  chief 

'  Too  long.'    And  all  were  dumb  save  one,  who  cried 

On  Yabosh  with  the  Sapphire  'twixt  His  knees. 

But  found  no  answer  in  the  smoky  roof. 

And,  being  smitten  of  the  sickness,  died 

Before  the  altar  of  the  Sapphire  Shrine. 

Then  said  Bisesa : — '^I  am  near  to  Death, 

*  And  have  the  Wisdom  of  the  Grave  for  gift  ; 

'  To  bear  me  on  the  path  my  feet  must  tread. 

'  If  there  be  wealth  on  earth,  then  I  am  rich, 

'  For  Armod  is  the  first  of  all  Er-Heb ; 

'  If  there  be  beauty  on  the  earth,' — her  eyes 

Dropped  for  a  moment  to  the  temple  floor, — 

'  Ye  know  that  I  am  fair.     If  there  be  Love, 

'Ye  know  that  love  is  mine.'     The  Chief  in  War, 


THE  SACRIFICE  OF  ER-HEB 


151 


The  Man  of  Sixty  Spears,  broke  from  the  press. 

And  would  have  clasped  her,  but  the  Priests  with- 
stood. 

Saying  : — '  She  has  a  message  from  Taman/ 

Then  said  Bisesa  : — '  By  my  wealth  and  love 

'  And  beauty,  I  am  chosen  of  the  God 

'Taman/  Here  rolled  the  thunder  through  the 
Hills 

And  Kysh  fell  forward  on  the  Mound  of  Skulls. 


In  darkness,  and  before  our  Priests,  the  maid 

Between  the  altars  cast  her  bracelets  down, 

Therewith  the  heavy  earrings  Armod  made. 

When  he  was  young,  out  of  the  water-gold 

Of  Gorukh — threw  the  breast-plate  thick  with  jade 

Upon  the  turquoise  anklets — put  aside 

The  bands  of  silver  on  her  brow  and  neck ; 

And  as  the  trinkets  tinkled  on  the  stones. 

The  thunder  of  Taman  lowed  like  a  bull. 


Then  said  Bisesa,  stretching  out  her  hands. 
As  one  in  darkness  fearing  Devils  : — '  Help  ! 
'  O  Priests,  I  am  a  woman  very  weak, 


152  THE  SACRIFICE  OF  ER-HEB 

'  And  who  am  I  to  know  the  will  of  Gods  ? 
'Taman  hath  called  me — whither  shall  I  go?' 
The  Chief  in  War,  the  Man  of  Sixty  Spears, 
Howled  in  his  torment,  fettered  by  the  Priests, 
But  dared  not  come  to  her  to  drag  her  forth. 
And  dared  not  lift  his  spear  against  the  Priests. 
Then  all  men  wept. 

There  was  a  Priest  of  Kysh 
Bent  with  a  hundred  winters,  hairless,  blind. 
And  taloned  as  the  gi'eat  Snow-Eagle  is. 
His  seat  was  nearest  to  the  altar-fireSj 
And  he  was  counted  dumb  among  the  Priests. 
But,  whether  Kysh  decreed,  or  from  Taman 
The  impotent  tongue  found  utterance  we  know 
As  little  as  the  bats  beneath  the  eaves. 
He  cried  so  that  they  heard  who  stood  without  :- 
*  To  the  Unlighted  Shrine ! '  and  crept  aside 
Into  the  shadow  of  his  fallen  God 
And  whimpered,  and  Bisesa  went  her  way. 

That  night,  the  slow  mists  of  the  evening  droppei 
Dropped  as  a  cloth  upon  the  dead,  and  rose 
Above  the  roofs,  and  by  the  Unlighted  Shrine 


THE  SACRIFICE  OF  ER-HEB  153 

Lay  as  the  slimy  water  of  the  troughs 
When  murrain  thins  the  cattle  of  Er-Heb  : 
And  through  the  mist  men  heard  the  Red  Horse 
feed. 


In  Armod's  house  they  burned  Bisesa's  dower, 
And  killed  her  black  bull  Tor^  and  broke  her  wheel. 
And  loosed  her  hair,  as  for  the  marriage-feast, 
With  cries  more  loud  than  mourning  for  the  dead. 

Across  the  fields,  from  Armod's  dwelling-place. 

We  heard  Bisesa  weeping  where  she  passed 

To   seek   the   Unlighted   Shrine;    the   Red    Horse 

neighed 
And  followed  her,  and  on  the  river-mint 
His  hooves  struck  dead  and  heavy  in  our  ears. 

Out  of  the  mists  of  evening,  as  the  star 

Of  Ao-Safai  climbs  through  the  black  snow-blur 

To  show  the  Pass  is  clear,  Bisesa  stepped 

Upon  the  great  grey  slope  of  mortised  stone, 

The  Causeway  of  Taman.     The  Red  Horse  neighed 

Behind  her  to  the  Unlighted  Shrine — then  fled 

North  to  the  Mountain  where  his  stable  lies. 


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THE  SACRIFICE  OF  ER-HEB 


They  know  who  dared  the  anger  of  Taman, 

And  watched  that  night  above  the  chnging  mists/ 

Far  up  the  hill^  Bisesa's  passing  in. 

She  set  her  hand  upon  the  carven  door. 
Fouled  by  a  myriad  bats,  and  black  with  time, 
Whereon  is  graved  the  Glory  of  Taman 
In  letters  older  than  the  Ao-Safai  ; 
And  twice  she  turned  aside  and  twice  she  wept, 
Cast  down  upon  the  threshold,  clamouring 
For  him  she  loved — the  Man  of  Sixty  Spears, 
And  for  her  father, — and  the  black  bull  Tor, 
Hers  and  her  pride.     Yea,  twice  she  turned  away 
Before  the  awful  darkness  of  the  door. 
And  the  great  horror  of  the  Wall  of  Man 
Where  Man  is  made  the  plaything  of  Taman, 
An  Eyeless  Face  that  waits  above  and  laughs. 

But  the  third  time  she  cried  and  put  her  palms 
Against  the  hewn  stone  leaves,  and  prayed  Taman 
To  spare  Er-Heb  and  take  her  life  for  price. 


They  know  who  watched,  the  doors  were  rent  apart 
And  closed  upon  Bisesa,  and  the  rain 


THE  SACRIFICE  OF  ER  HEB  155 

Broke  like  a  flood  across  the  Valley^  washed 
The  mist  away ;  but  louder  than  the  rain 
The  thunder  of  Taman  filled  men  with  fear. 

Some  say  that  from  the  Unlighted  Shrine  she  cried 

For  succour,  very  pitifully,  thrice. 

And  others  that  she  sang  and  had  no  fear. 

And  some  that  there  was  neither  song  nor  cry. 

But  only  thunder  and  the  lashing  rain. 

Howbeit,  in  the  morning  men  rose  up. 
Perplexed  with  horror,  crowding  to  the  Shrine. 
And  when  Er-Heb  was  gathered  at  the  doors 
The  Priests  made  lamentation  and  passed  in 
To  a  strange  Temple  and  a  God  they  feared 
But  knew  not. 

From  the  crevices  the  grass 
Had  thrust  the  altar-slabs  apart,  the  walls 
Were    grey   with    stains   unclean,   the    roof-beams 

swelled 
With  many-coloured  growth  of  rottenness. 
And  lichen  veiled  the  Image  of  Taman 
In  leprosy.     The  Basin  of  the  Blood 


15G  THE  SACRIFICE  OF  ER-HEB 

Above  the  altar  held  the  morning  sun  : 
A  winking  ruby  on  its  heart :  below^, 
Face  hid  in  hands,  the  maid  Bisesa  lay. 


Er-Heh  beyond  the  Hilh  of  Ao-Safai 
Bears  witness  to  the  tnith,  and  Ao-Safai 
Hath  told  the  men  of  Gorukh.     The?ice  the  tale 
Comes  westward  o'er  the  peaks  to  India, 


THE  EXPLANATION 

Love  and  Death  once  ceased  their  strife 
At  the  Tavern  of  Man's  Life. 
Called  for  wine,  and  threw — alas  ! — 
Each  his  quiver  on  the  grass. 
When  the  bout  was  o'er  they  found 
Mingled  arrows  strewed  the  ground. 
Hastily  they  gathered  then 
Each  the  loves  and  lives  of  men. 
Ah,  the  fateful  dawn  deceived ! 
Mingled  arrows  each  one  sheaved ; 
Death's  dread  armoury  was  stored 
With  the  shafts  he  most  abhorred ; 
Love's  light  quiver  groaned  beneath 
Venom-headed  darts  of  Death. 


Thus  it  was  they  wrought  our  woe 

At  the  Tavern  long  ago. 

Tell  me,  do  our  masters  know, 

Loosing  blindly  as  they  fly, 

Old  men  love  while  young  men  die  ? 

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THE   GIFT   OF   THE   SEA 

The  dead  child  lay  in  the  shroud, 
And  the  widow  watched  beside ; 

And  her  mother  slept,  and  the  Channel  swept 
The  gale  in  the  teeth  of  the  tide. 

But  the  mother  laughed  at  all. 

'  I  have  lost  my  man  in  the  sea, 
'  And  the  child  is  dead.     Be  still/  she  said, 

'  What  more  can  ye  do  to  me  } ' 

The  widow  watched  the  dead. 

And  the  candle  guttered  low. 
And  she  tried  to  sing  the  Passing  Song 

That  bids  the  poor  soul  go. 


And  '  Mary  take  you  now,'  she  sang, 
'  That  lay  against  my  heart.' 

And  '^  Mary  smooth  your  crib  to-night/ 
But  she  could  not  say  ^  Depart.* 

158 


THE  GIF!  OF  THE  SEA  159 

Then  came  a  cry  from  the  sea^ 

But  the  sea-rime  bhnded  the  glass^, 

And  '  Heard  ye  nothing,  mother  ? '  she  said, 
'  'Tis  the  child  that  waits  to  pass/ 

And  the  nodding  mother  sighed. 

'^  'Tis  a  lambing  ewe  in  the  whin, 
^  For  why  should  the  christened  soul  cry  out 

'  That  never  knew  of  sin  ? ' 

'  O  feet  I  have  held  in  my  hand, 

'  O  hands  at  my  heart  to  catch, 
'  How  should  they  know  the  road  to  go, 

'  And  how  should  they  lift  the  latch  ? ' 

Thej'^  laid  a  sheet  to  the  door. 

With  the  little  quilt  atop. 
That  it  might  not  hurt  from  the  cold  or  the  dirt. 

But  the  crying  would  not  stop. 


The  widow  lifted  the  latch 
And  strained  her  eyes  to  see. 

And  opened  the  door  on  the  bitter  shore 
To  let  the  soul  go  free. 


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THE  GIFT  OF  THE  SEA 


There  was  neither  glimmer  nor  ghost^ 

There  was  neither  spirit  nor  spark. 
And  '  Heard  ye  nothing,  mother  ? '  she  said, 

'  'Tis  crying  for  me  in  the  dark/ 

And  the  nodding  mother  sighed : 

'  'Tis  sorrow  makes  ye  dull  ; 
'  Have  ye  yet  to  learn  the  cry  of  the  tern, 

'  Or  the  wail  of  the  wind-blown  gull  ? ' 

'  The  terns  are  blown  inland, 

'  The  grey  gull  follows  the  plough. 
'  'Twas  never  a  bird,  the  voice  I  heard, 

'  O  mother,  I  hear  it  now  ! ' 

'  Lie  still,  dear  lamb,  lie  still ; 

'  The  child  is  passed  from  harm, 
*'Tis  the  ache  in  your  breast  that  broke  your  rest, 

'  And  the  feel  of  an  empty  arm.' 


She  put  her  mother  aside, 

'  In  Mary's  name  let  be  ! 
'  For  the  peace  of  my  soul  I  must  go,'  she  said. 

And  she  went  to  the  calling  sea. 


THE  GIFT  OF  THE  SEA 


161 


In  the  heel  of  the  wind-bit 


pier, 


Where  the  twisted  weed  was  piled. 
She  came  to  the  life  she  had  missed  by  an  hour. 
For  she  came  to  a  little  child. 

She  laid  it  into  her  breast. 

And  back  to  her  mother  she  came. 

But  it  would  not  feed  and  it  would  not  heed, 
Though  she  gave  it  her  own  child's  name. 


And  the  dead  child  dripped  on  her  breast. 
And  her  own  in  the  shroud  lay  stark ; 

And  '  God  forgive  us,  mother,'  she  said, 
•  We  let  it  die  in  the  dark ! ' 


EVARRA  AND   HIS  GODS 


Head  here : 

This  is  ike  story  of  Evarra — man — 

Maker  of  Gods  in  lands  heyond  the  sea. 
Because  the  city  gave  him  of  her  gold, 
Because  the  caravans  brought  turquoises. 
Because  his  life  was  sheltered  by  the  King, 
So  that  no  man  should  maim  him,  none  should 

steal. 
Or  break  his  rest  vrith  babble  in  the  streets 
When  he  was  weary  after  toil,  he  made 
An  image  of  his  God  in  gold  and  pearl. 
With  turquoise  diadem  and  human  eyes, 
A  wonder  in  the  sunshine,  known  afar. 
And  worshipped  by  the  King;  but,  drunk  with 

pride. 
Because  the  city  bowed  to  him  for  God, 
He  wrote  above  the  shrine :  '  Thus  Gods  are  made, 
'  And  whoso  makes  them  otherwise  shall  die* 
And  all  the  city  praised  him.  .  .   .  Then  he  died. 

162 


EVARRA  AND  HIS  GODS  163 

Read  here  the  stoinj  of  Evarra — man — 

Maker  of  Gods  in  lands  beyond  the  sea. 
Because  the  city  had  no  wealth  to  give. 
Because  the  caravans  were  spoiled  afar. 
Because  his  life  was  threatened  by  the  King, 
So  that  all  men  despised  him  in  the  streets. 
He  hewed  the  living  rock,  with  sweat  and  tears, 
And  reared  a  God  agamst  the  morning-gold, 
A  terror  in  the  sunshine,  seen  afar, 
And  worshipped  by  the  King;  but,  drunk  with 

pride. 
Because  the  city  fawned  to  bring  him  back. 
He  carved  upon  the  plinth  :  '  Thus  Gods  are  made, 
'  And  whoso  makes  them  otherwise  shall  die' 
And  all  the  people  praised  him.  .  .  .  Then  he 
died. 


Read  here  the  story  of  Evarra — man — 

Maker  of  Gods  in  lands  beyond  the  sea. 
Because  he  lived  among  a  simple  folk. 
Because  his  village  was  between  the  hills, 
Because  he  smeared  his  cheeks  with  blood  of  ewes. 
He  cut  an  idol  from  a  fallen  pine. 
Smeared  blood  upon  its  cheeks,  and  wedged  a  shell 


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164  EVARRA  AND  HIS  GODS 

Above  its  brows  for  eyes,  and  gave  it  hair 
Of  trailing  moss,  and  plaited  straw  for  crown. 
And  all  the  village  praised  him  for  this  craft. 
And  brought  him  butter,  honey,  milk,  and  curds. 
Wherefore,  because  the  shoutings  drove  him  mad, 
He  scratched  upon  that  log :  '  Thus  Gods  are  made, 
'  And  whoso  makes  them  otherwise  shall  die.' 
And  all  the  people  praised  him.  .  .  .  Then  he 
died. 

Read  here  the  story  of  Evarra — man — 

Maker  of  Gods  in  lands  beyond  the  sea. 

Because  his  God  decreed  one  clot  of  blood 
Should  swerve  one  hair's-breadth  from  the  pulse's 

path. 
And  chafe  his  brain,  Evarra  mowed  alone, 
Rag-wrapped,  among  the  cattle  in  the  fields. 
Counting  his  fingers,  jesting  with  the  trees. 
And  mocking  at  the  mist,  until  his  God 
Drove  him  to  labour.     Out  of  dung  and  horns 
Dropped  in  the  mire  he  made  a  monstrous  God, 
Abhorrent,  shapeless,  crowned  with  plantain  tufts. 
And  when  the  cattle  lowed  at  twilight-time. 
He  dreamed  it  was  the  clamour  of  lost  crowds, 


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EVARRA  AND  HIS  GODS  165 

And  howled  among  the  beasts :  '  Thus  Gods  are 

made, 
'And  whoso  makes  them  othertvise  shall  die* 
Thereat  the  cattle  bellowed.  .  .  .  Then  he  died. 

Yet  at  the  last  he  came  to  Paradise, 
And  found  his  own  four  Gods,  and  that  he  wrote  ; 
And  marvelled,  being  very  near  to  God, 
What  oaf  on  earth  had  made  his  toil  God's  law. 
Till  God  said  mocking :  '  Mock  not.     These  be 

thine.' 

Then  cried  Evarra  :  *  I  have  sinned  ! ' — '  Not  so. 
'  If  thou  hadst  written  otherwise,  thy  Gods 
'  Had  rested  in  the  mountain  and  the  mine, 
'  And  I  were  poorer  by  four  wondrous  Gods, 
'  And  thy  more  wondrous  law,  Evarra.     Thine, 
'  Servant  of  shouting  crowds  and  lowing  kine.' 

Thereat,  with  laughing  mouth,  but  tear-wet  eyes, 
Evarra  cast  his  Gods  from  Paradise. 


This  is  the  story  of  Evarra — man — 
Maker  of  Gods  in  lands  beyond  the  sea. 


THE  CONUNDRUM  OF  THE  WORKSHOPS 

When  the  flush   of  a   new-born  sun  fell   first  on 

Eden's  green  and  gold. 
Our  father  Adam  sat  under  the  Tree  and  scratched 

with  a  stick  in  the  mould  ; 
And  the  first  rude  sketch  that  the  world  had  seen 

was  joy  to  his  mighty  heart. 
Till  the  Devil  whispered  behind  the  leaves,  '  It 's 

pretty,  but  is  it  Art  ? ' 


Wherefore  he  called  to  his  wife,  and  fled  to  fashion 

his  work  anew — 
The  first  of  his  race  who  cared  a  fig  for  the  first, 

most  dread  review ; 
And  he  left  his  lore  to  the  use  of  his  sons — ai 

that  was  a  glorious  gain 
When  the  Devil  chuckled  ^Is  it  Art?'  in  the 

of  the  branded  Cain. 


THE  CONUNDRUM  167 

They  builded  a  tower  to  shiver  the  sky  and  wrench 

the  stars  apart, 
Till  the  Devil   grunted  behind  the  bricks  :   *^  It 's 

striking,  but  is  it  Art  ? ' 
The  stone  was  dropped  at  the  quarry-side  and  the 

idle  derrick  swung. 
While  each  man  talked  of  the  aims  of  Art,  and 

each  in  an  alien  tongue. 

They  fought  and  they   talked   in   the  North  and 

the   South,  they   talked  and   they  fought  in 

the  West, 
Till  the  waters  rose  on  the  pitiful  land,  and  the 

poor  Red  Clay  had  rest — 
Had  rest  till  the  dank  blank-canvas  dawn  when  the 

dove  was  preened  to  start. 
And    the  Devil    bubbled   below  the   keel :    '  It 's 

human,  but  is  it  Art  ? ' 


The  tale  is  as  old  as  the  Eden  Tree — and  new  as 

the  new-cut  tooth — 
For  each  man  knows  ere  his  lip-thatch  grows  he  is 

master  of  Art  and  Truth  ; 


168  THE  CONUNDRUM  OF 

And  each  man  hears  as  the  twilight  nears,  to  the 

beat  of  his  dying  hearty 
The  Devil  drum  on  the  darkened  pane :  '  You  die 

itj  but  was  it  Art  ? ' 


We  have  learned  to  whittle  the  Eden  Tree  to  the 

shape  of  a  surplice-peg. 
We  have  learned  to  bottle  our  parents  twain  in  the 

yelk  of  an  addled  eggj 
We  know  that  the  tail  must  wag  the  dog,  for  the 

horse  is  drawn  by  the  cart ; 
But  the  Devil  whoops,  as  he  whooped  of  old  ;  ^  It 's 

clever,  but  is  it  Art  ? ' 


WTien  the  flicker  of  London  sun  falls  faint  on  the 

Club-room's  green  and  gold, 
The  sons  of  Adam  sit  them  down  and  scratch  with 

their  pens  in  the  mould — 
They  scratch  with  their  pens  in  the  mould  of  their 

graves,  and  the  ink  and  the  anguish  start. 
For  the  Devil  mutters  behind   the  leaves  :    '  It 's 

pretty,  but  is  it  Art  ?  * 


THE  WORKSHOPS 


im 


Now^  if  we  could  win  to  the  Eden  Tree  where  the 

Four  Great  Rivers  flow. 
And  the  Wreath  of  Eve  is  red  on  the  turf  as  she 

left  it  long  ago. 
And  if  we  could  come  when  the  sentry  slept  and 

softly  scurry  through. 
By  the  favour  of  God  we  might  know  as  much — 

as  our  father  Adam  knew. 


I 


THE   LEGEND   OF  EVIL 


This  is  the  sorrowful  story 
Told  when  the  twilight  fails 

And  the  monkeys  walk  together 
Holding  each  other's  tails  : — 

'  Our  fathers  lived  in  the  forest, 
'Foolish  people  were  they, 

'  They  went  down  to  the  cornland 
'  To  teach  the  farmers  to  play. 

'  Our  fathers  frisked  in  the  millet, 
*  Our  fathers  skipped  in  the  wheat, 

'  Our  fathers  hung  from  the  branches 
'  Our  fathers  danced  in  the  street. 


'  Then  came  the  terrible  farmers, 
*  Nothing  of  play  they  knew, 

'  Only  .  .  .  they  caught  our  fathers 
'  And  set  them  to  labour  too  ! 


170 


THE  LEGEND  OF  EVIL  171 

'  Set  them  to  work  in  the  cornland 
'With  ploughs  and  sickles  and  flails, 

'  Put  them  in  mud-walled  prisons 
'  And — cut  off  their  beautiful  tails ! 

'  Now,  we  can  watch  our  fathers, 

'  Sullen  and  bowed  and  old, 
'  Stooping  over  the  millet, 

'  Sharing  the  silly  mould, 

'  Driving  a  foolish  furrow, 

'  Mending  a  muddy  yoke, 
'  Sleeping  in  mud-walled  prisons, 

'  Steeping  their  food  in  smoke. 

'  We  may  not  speak  to  our  fathers, 

'  For  if  the  farmers  knew 
*  They  would  come  up  to  the  forest 

'  And  set  us  to  labour  too.' 

This  is  the  horrible  story 

Told  as  the  twilight  fails 
And  the  monkeys  walk  together 

Holding  each  other's  tails. 


I 


172  THE  LEGEND  OF  EVIL 


'TwAS  when  the  rain  fell  steady  an'  the  Ark  was 
pitched  an'  ready^ 
That  Noah  got  his  orders  for  to  take  the  bastes 
below  ; 
He  dragged  them  all  together  by  the  horn  an  hide 

an'  feather,  j 

An  all  excipt  the  Donkey  was  agreeable  to  go.         I 

c 

Thin  Noah  spoke  him  fairly,  thin  talked  to  him     ^ 

sevarely,  j 

An'  thin  he  cursed  him  squarely  to  the  glory  av     :^ 

the  Lord  : —  j 

'  Divil  take  the  ass  that  bred  you,  and  the  greater 

ass  that  fed  you — 

Divil  go  wid  you,  ye  spalpeen  ! '  an'  the  Donkey 

went  aboard. 

But  the  wind   was  always   failin',  an'   'twas   mosj 
onaisy  sail  in'. 
An'  the  ladies  in  the  cabin   couldn't  stand  the 
stable  air ; 


THE  LEGEND  OF  EVIL  173 

the  bastes  betwuxt  the  hatches,  they  tuk  an' 
died  in  batches, 
'ill  Noah  said  : — '  There 's  wan  av  us  that  hasn't 
paid  his  fare  ! ' 

For  he  heard  a  flusteration  wid  the  bastes  av  all 
creation — 
The   trumpetin'    av   elephints    an'   bellowin'   av 
whales ; 
An'  he  saw  forninst  the  windy  whin  he  wint  to 
^B        stop  the  shindy 
'•      The  Divil  wid  a  stable-fork  bedivillin*  their  tails. 

The  Divil  cursed  outrageous,  but  Noah   said  um- 
brageous : — 
'To  what  am  I  indebted  for  this   tenant-right 
invasion  ? ' 
An'  the  Divil  gave  for  answer  : — '  Evict  me  if  you 
can,  sir, 
'For    I    came    in    wid    the    Donkey — on   Your 
Honour's  invitation.' 


THE   ENGLISH   FLAG 

Above  the  portico  a  fiag-staff,  bearing  the  Union  Jack, 
remained  fluttering  in  the  flames  for  some  time,  but 
ultimately  when  it  fell  the  crowds  rent  the  air  with  shouts, 
and  seemed  to  see  significance  in  the  incident. 

DAILY  PAPERS. 

Winds    of   the   World,   give    answer!       They   are 

whimpering  to  and  fro — 
And  what  should  they  know  of  England  who  only 

England  know  ? — 
The  poor  little  street-bred  people  that  vapour  and 

fume  and  brag, 
They  are  lifting  their  heads  in  the  stillness  to  yelp 

at  the  English  Flag ! 

Must  we  borrow  a  clout  from  the  Boer — to  plaster 

anew  with  dirt  ? 
An    Irish   liar's   bandage,  or   an   English  coward's 

shirt  ?  i^Hl 

We  may  not  speak  of  England ;  her  Flag's  to  sell 

share. 
What   is    the    Flag    of  England?      Winds   of  tl 

World,  declare '- 

174 


THE  ENGLISH  FLAG 

The  North  Wind  blew: — 'From  Bergen  my  steel- 
shod  van-guards  go ; 

'  I  chase  your  lazy  whalers  home  from  the  Disko  floe ; 

'  By  the  great  North  Lights  above  me  I  work  the 
will  of  God, 

'  And  the  liner  splits  on  the  ice-field  or  the  Dogger 
fills  with  cod. 

'  I  barred  my  gates  with  iron,  I  shuttered  my  doors 

with  flame, 
•'  Because  to  force  my  ramparts  your  nutshell  navies 

came; 
\ '  I  took  the  sun  from  their  presence,  I  cut  them 

down  with  my  blast, 
^  And  they  died,  but  the  Flag  of  England  blew  free 

ere  the  spirit  passed. 

'  The  lean  white  bear  hath  seen  it  in  the  long,  long 

Arctic  night, 
'The  musk-ox  knows  the  standard  that  flouts  the 

Northern  Light : 
'  What  is  the  Flag  of  England  ?     Ye  have  but  my 

bergs  to  dare, 
'  Ye  have  but  my  drifts  to  conquer.    Go  forth,  for  it 
there ! ' 


I 


176  THE  ENGLISH  FLAG 

The  South  Wind  sighed: — 'From  the  Virgins  my 

mid-sea  course  was  ta'en 
'  Over  a  thousand  islands  lost  in  an  idle  main, 
'Where  the  sea-egg  flames  on  the  coral  and   the 

long-backed  breakers  croon 
'Their  endless  ocean  legends  to  the  lazy,  locked 

lagoon. 

i 

'Strayed    amid    lonely   islets,   mazed   amid    outer  | 

keys,  j 

'  I  waked  the  palms  to  laughter — I  tossed  the  scud  in  ; 

the  breeze —  i 

'  Never  was  isle  so  little,  never  was  sea  so  lone,  ] 

'  But  over  the  scud  and  the  palm-trees  an  English  : 

flag  was  flown.  J 


'  I  have  wrenched  it  free  from  the  halliard  to  hang 

for  a  wisp  on  the  Horn ; 
'  I  have  chased  it  north  to  the  Lizard — ribboned  and 

rolled  and  torn ; 
'  I  have  spread  its  fold  o'er  the  dying,  adrift  in  a 

hopeless  sea  ; 
'  I  have  hurled  it  swift  on  the  slaver,  and  seen  the 

slave  set  free. 


1 


THE  ENGLISH  FLAG  177 

'  My  basking  sunfish  know  it,  and  wheeling  albatross, 
"Where  the  lone  wave  fills  with  fire  beneath  the 
Southern  Cross, 
^^^hat  is  the  Flag  of  England  ?     Ye  have  but  my 
^P     reefs  to  dare^ 
'  Ye  have  but  my  seas  to  furrow.     Go  forth,  for  it  is 
there ! ' 

The  East  Wind  roared : — '  From  the   Kuriles,  the 

Bitter  Seas^  I  come, 
'  And  me  men  call  the  Home- Wind,  for  I  bring  the 

English  home. 
'  Look — look  well  to  your  shipping  J    By  the  breath 
^H      of  my  mad  typhoon 

W^l  swept  your  close-packed  Praya  and  beached  your 
HL      best  at  Kowloon  ! 

'  Ihe  reeling  junks  behind  me  and  the  racing  seas 
before, 
raped  your  richest  roadstead — I  plundered  Singa- 
pore ! 
set  my  hand  on  the  Hoogli ;  as  a  hooded  snake 
she  rose, 
Lnd  I  flung  your  stoutest  steamers  to  roost  with 
the  startled  crows. 

M 


178  THE  ENGLISH  FLAG 

'  Never  the  lotos  closes,  never  the  wild-fowl  wake,       | 
'  But  a  soul  goes  out  on  the  East  Wind  that  died  for 

England's  sake — 
'  Man  or  woman  or  suckling,  mother  or  biide  or 

maid — 
'  Because  on  the  bones  of  the  English  the  English 

Flag  is  stayed. 

'  The  desert-dust  hath  dimmed  it,  the  flying  wild-ass  ' 
knows,  \ 

'  The  scared  white  leopard  winds  it  across  the  taint-    { 

less  snows. 

^  What  is  the  Flag  of  England  ?     Ye  have  but  my    \ 

I 
sun  to  dare,  \ 

'  Ye  have  but  my  sands  to  travel.    Go  forth,  for  it  is    i 

there!' 

The  West  Wind  called : — '  In  squadrons  the  thought-    | 

less  galleons  fly 

j 
'That  bear  the  wheat  and  cattle  lest  street-bred    ; 

people  die.  | 

'  They  make  my  might  their  porter,  they  make  ray 

house  their  path, 
'  Till  I  loose  my  neck  from  their  rudder  and  whelm 

them  all  in  my  wrath. 


THE  ENGLISH  FLAG  179 

'  I  draw  the  gliding  fog-bank  as  a  snake  is  drawn 

from  the  hole, 
^?hey  bellow  one  to  the  other,  the  frighted  ship- 
f     bells  toll, 
'  For  day  is  a  drifting  terror  till  I  raise  the  shroud 

with  my  breath, 
'And  they  see  strange  bows  above  them  and  the 
two  go  locked  to  death. 

'  But  whether  in  calm  or  wrack-wreath,  whether  by 

dark  or  day, 
'  I   heave  them  whole  to  the  conger  or  rip  their 

plates  away, 
'  First  of  the  scattered  legions,  under  a  shrieking  sky, 
*  Dipping  between  the  rollers,  the  English  Flag  goes 

by. 

'  The  dead  dumb  fog  hath  wrapped  it — the  frozen 

dews  have  kissed — 
'  The  naked  stars  have  seen  it,  a  fellow-star  in  the 

mist. 
'  What  is  the  Flag  of  England  ?     Ye  have  but  my 

breath  to  dare, 
'  Ye  have  but  my  waves  to  conquer.    Go  forth,  for  it 

is  there ! ' 


I 


'CLEARED' 

(in  memory  of  a  commission) 

Help   for    a    patriot   distressed,    a   spotless    spirit  i 

hurt,  I 

Help  for  an  honourable  clan  sore  trampled  in  the  i 

dirt !  ^ 

From  Queenstown  Bay  to  Donegal,  O  listen  to  my  : 

song,  ' 

The  honourable  gentlemen  have  suffered  grievous  | 

wrong.  j 

Their  noble  names  were  mentioned — O  the  burning     ^ 

black  disgrace  ! —  \ 

By   a   brutal   Saxon   paper   in   an    Irish   shooting-     | 

case; 
They  sat  upon  it  for  a  year,  then  steeled  their  heart 

to  brave  it. 
And  'coruscating  innocence*  the  learned  Judges 

gave  it. 

180 


'CLEARED' 

ear  witness,,  Heaven,  of  that  grim  crime  beneath 
the  surgeon's  knife. 
The   honourable   gentlemen   deplored  the   loss   of 
W^      life  I 
Bear  witness  of  those  chanting  choirs  that  burk  and 

shirk  and  snigger. 
No  man  laid  hand  upon  the  knife  or  finger  to  the 
^^     trigger ! 

r 

m  Cleared  in  the  face  of  all  mankind    beneath  the 
r  winking  skies. 

Like  phoenixes  from  Phoenix  Park  (and  what  lay 

there)  they  rise ! 
Go  shout  it  to  the  emerald  seas — give  word  to  Erin 

now. 
Her  honourable  gentlemen  are  cleared — and  this 
is  how : — 


They  only  paid  the  Moonlighter  his  cattle-hocking 

price. 
They  only  helped  the  murderer  with  counsel's  best 

advice, 


182  '  CLEARED ' 

But — sure  it  keeps  their  honour  white — the  learned 

Court  believes 
They  never  give  a  piece  of  plate  to  murderers  and 

thieves. 


They   never    told    the   ramping   crowd   to   card   a 

woman's  hide. 

They  never  marked  a  man  for  death — what  fault  of  : 

theirs  he  died  ? —  ( 

They  only  said  ^intimidate,'  and  talked  and  went  [ 

away —  I 

By  God,  the  boys  that  did  the  work  were  braver  \ 

men  than  they !  ( 


Their  sin  it  was  that  fed  the  fire — small  blame 

them  that  heard — 
The   'bhoys'  get  drunk  on  rhetoric,  and  madden 

at  a  word — 
They  knew  whom  they  were  talking  at,  if  thej 

were  Irish  too. 
The  gentlemen  that  lied  in  Court,  they  knew,  and 

well  they  knew. 


^ 


CLEARED '  183 

They  only  took  the  Judas-gold  from  Fenians  out  of 

jail, 
ey  only  fawned  for  dollars  on  the   blood-dyed 

Clan-na-Gael. 
If  black  is  black  or  white  is  white,  in  black  and 

white  it's  down. 
They're  only  traitors  to  the  Queen  and  rebels  to 

the  Crown. 


'  Cleared/  honourable  gentlemen  !    Be  thankful  it 's 

no  more : 

The  widow's  curse  is  on  your  house,  the  dead  are 

at  your  door. 
On  you  the  shame  of  open  shame,  on  you  from 

North  to  South 
The   hand  of  every  honest  man  flat-heeled  across 

your  mouth. 


'Less   black  than  we  were   painted'? — Faith,  no 

word  of  black  was  said  ; 
The  lightest  touch  was  human  blood,  and  that,  you 

know,  runs  red. 


184 


'CLEARED 


It's  sticking  to  your  fist  to-day  for  all  your  sneer 

and  scoff. 
And  by  the  Judge's  well-weighed  word  you  cannot 

wipe  it  off. 


Hold  up  those  hands  of  innocence — go,  scare  your 

sheep  together. 
The  blundering,  tripping  tups  that  bleat  behind  the 

old  bell-wether ; 
And   if  they   snuff  the   taint   and    break   to   find 

another  pen. 
Tell  them  it's  tar  that  glistens  so,  and  daub  them 

yours  again .' 

i 

'  The  charge  is  old '  ? — As  old  as  Cain — as  fresh  as 

yesterday ;  '. 

Old  as  the  Ten  Commandments — have  ye  talked  i 

those  laws  away  ?  i 

If  words  are  words,  or  death  is  death,  or  powder  ! 

sends  the  ball,  ^ 

You  spoke  the  words  that  sped  the  shot — the  curse  \ 

be  on  you  all.  J 


CLEARED' 

'  Our   friends   believe  *  ?      Of  course   they   do — as 

sheltered  women  may ; 
But  have  they  seen  the  shrieking  soul  ripped  from 

the  quivering  clay  ? 
They! — If   their   own  front  door   is   shut,  they'll 

swear  the  whole  world 's  warm ; 
^hat  do  they  know  of  dread  of  death  or  hanging 

fear  of  harm  ? 


secret  half  a  county  keeps_,  the  whisper  in  the 

lane. 
The  shriek  that  tells  the  shot  went  home  behind 

the  broken  pane. 
The  dry  blood  crisping  in  the  sun  that  scares  the 

honest  bees, 
And  shows  the  '  bhoys  *  have  heard  your  talk — what 
j^  do  they  know  of  these  ? 

to 

But    you — you   know — ay,   ten    times    more ;    the 

secrets  of  the  dead. 
Black   terror    on    the    country-side    by   word    and 

I     whisper  bred. 


186 


CLEARED 


The  mangled  stallion's  scream  at  night,  thezsSP 

cropped  heifer's  low. 
Who  set  the  whisper  going  first  ?     You  know^  and 

well  you  know ! 


My  soul!    I'd  sooner  lie  in  jail  for  murder  plain 

and  straight,  | 

Pure  crime  I  'd  done  with  my  own  hand  for  money,  i 

lust,  or  hate,  ^ 

Than   take  a  seat  in   Parliament   by  fellow-felons  j 

cheered,  '; 

i 

While  one  of  those  'not  provens*  proved  me  cleared      j 
as  you  are  cleared.  i 


Cleared — you  that  '  lost '  the  League  accounts — go 

guard  our  honour  still. 
Go,  help  to  make  our  country's  laws  that  broke 

God's  law  at  will — 
One  hand  stuck  out  behind   the   back,  to  signal 

'  strike  again ' ; 
The  other  on  your  dress-shirt-front  to  show  your 

heart  is  clane. 


4 


CLEARED 


187 


If  black  is  black  or  white  is  white,  in  black  and 

white  it's  down, 
.You  're  only  traitors  to  the  Queen  and  rebels  to  the 
P        Crown. 
If  print  is  print  or  words  are  words,  the  learned 

Court  perpends : — 
We  are  not  ruled  by  murderers,  but  only — by  their 

friends. 


AN  IMPERIAL  RESCRIPT 

Now  this  is  the  tale  of  the  Council  the  German 

Kaiser  decreed, 
To  ease  the  strong  of  their  burden,  to  help  the 

weak  in  their  need. 
He  sent  a  word  to  the  peoples,  who  struggle,  and 

pant,  and  sweat. 
That  the  straw  might  be  counted  fairly  and  the 

tally  of  bricks  be  set. 


The  Lords  of  Their  Hands  assembled ;  from  the  j 

East  and  the  West  they  drew —  ! 

Baltimore,   Lille,    and  Essen,    Brummagem,  Clyde,  5 

and  Crewe.  ; 

And  some  were  black  from  the  furnace,  and  some  j 

were  brown  from  the  soil,  f 

And  some  were  blue  from  the  dye-vat;  but  all  were  j| 

wearied  of  toil. 

1S8 


AN  IMPERIAL  RESCRIPT 

And  the  young  King  said : — '  I  have  found  it,  the 
road  to  the  rest  ye  seek  : 
^—^  The  strong  shall  wait  for  the  weary,  the  hale  shall 
^P        halt  for  the  weak  ; 

'With  the  even  tramp  of  an  army  where  no  man 
^Bk        breaks  from  the  line, 

'  Ye  shall  march  to  peace  and  plenty  in  the  bond  of 
brotherhood — sign  !' 

The  paper  lay  on  the  table,  the  strong  heads  bowed 

thereby. 
And  a  wail  went  up  from  the  peoples  : — '  Ay,  sign — 

give  rest,  for  we  die  1  * 
A  hand  was  stretched  to  the  goose-quill,  a  fist  was 

cramped  to  scrawl. 
When — the  laugh  of  a  blue-eyed  maiden  ran  clear 

through  the  council-hall. 

And  each  one  heard  Her  laughing  as  each  one  saw 

Her  plain — 
Saidie,  Mimi,  or  Olga,  Gretchen,  or  Mary  Jane. 
And  the  Spirit  of  Man  that  is  in  Him  to  the  light 

of  the  vision  woke ; 
And  the    men   drew   back  from   the   paper,  as   a 

Yankee  delegate  spoke  : — 


190 


AN  IMPERIAL  RESCRIPT 


'  There 's  a  girl  in  Jersey  City  who  works  on  the, 

telephone ; 
^We're  going  to  hitch  our  horses  and  dig  for  a 

house  of  our  own, 
'With  gas  and  water  connections,  and  steam  heat 

through  to  the  top  j 
'And,W.  Hohenzollern,  I  guess  I  shall  work  till  I  drop.' 

And  an  English  delegate  thundered : — '  The  weak 

an'  the  lame  be  blowed ! 
'  I  've  a  berth  in  the  Sou' -West  workshops,  a  home 

in  the  Wandsworth  Road ; 
'  And  till  the  'sociation  has  footed  my  bury  in'  bill, 
'  I  work  for  the  kids  an  the  missus.     Pull  up  !  I  '11 

be  damned  if  I  will ! ' 

And  over  the  German  benches  the  bearded  whisper 


'  Lager,  der  girls  und  der  dollars,  dey  makes  or  dey 

breaks  a  man. 
'  If  Schmitt  haf  collared  der  dollars,  he  collars  der 

girl  deremit ; 
'  But  if  Schmitt  bust  in  der  pizness,  we  collars  der 

girl  from  Schmitt.' 


AN  IMPERIAL  RESCRIPl 


191 


ley  passed  one  resolution  : — '  Your  sub-committee 

believe 
'You  can  lighten  the  curse  of  Adam  when  you've 
■       lightened  the  curse  of  Eve. 
'  But  till  we  are  built  like  angels,,  with  hammer  and 

chisel  and  pen, 
'  We  will  work  for  ourself  and  a  woman,  for  ever  and 

ever,  amen/ 


Now  this  is  the  tale  of  the  Council  the  German 

Kaiser  held — 
The   day   that  they  razored   the   Grindstone,  the 

day  that  the  Cat  was  belled. 
The  day  of  the  Figs  from  Thistles,  the  day  of  the 

Twisted  Sands, 
The  day  that  the  laugh  of  a  maiden  made  light  of 

the  Lords  of  Their  Hands. 


TOMLINSON 

Now  Tomlinson  gave  up  the  ghost  in  his  house  in 

Berkeley  Square, 
And  a  Spirit  came  to  his  bedside  and  gripped  him 

by  the  hair — 
A  Spirit  gripped  him  by  the  hair  and  carried  him 

far  away, 
Till  he  heard  as  the  roar  of  a  rain-fed  ford  the  roar 

of  the  Milky  Way  : 
Till  he  heard  the  roar  of  the  Milky  Way  die  down 

and  drone  and  cease, 
And  they  came  to  the  Gate  within  the  Wall  where 

Peter  holds  the  keys. 
^  Stand  up,  stand  up  now,  Tomlinson,  and  answer 

loud  and  high 
*  The  good  that  ye  did  for  the  sake  of  men  or  ever 

ye  came  to  die — 
'  The  good  that  ye  did  for  the  sake  of  men  in  little 

earth  so  lone  ! ' 


TOMLINSON  193 

And  the  naked  soul  of  Tomlinson  grew  white  as 
a  rain-washed  bone. 
^^  I   have  a  friend  on  earth/  he  said,  '  that  was 
^F     niy  priest  and  guide, 
'  And  well  would  he  answer  all  for  me  if  he  were  by 

my  side/ 
— ^  For  that  ye  strove  in  neighbour-love  it  shall  be 

written  fair, 
'But  now   ye   wait  at  Heaven's  Gate  and  not  in 

Berkeley  Square : 
'Though  we  called  your  friend  from  his  bed  this 
night,  he  could  not  speak  for  you, 
^^or  the  race  is  run  by  one  and  one  and  never  by 
■■     two  and  two/ 

TTien  Tomlinson  looked  up   and   down,  and  little 
gain  was  there. 
For  the  naked  stars  grinned  overhead,  and  he  saw 

that  his  soul  was  bare  : 
The  Wind   that  blows  between  the  worlds,  it  cut 

him  like  a  knife, 
,  And  Tomlinson  took  up  his  tale  and  spoke  of  his 
\  good  in  life. 

I  This  I  have  read  in  a  book,*  he  said,  '  and  that  was 
■    told  to  me, 
I 


194  TOMLINSON 

^  And  this  I  have  thought  that  another  man  thought 

of  a  Prince  in  Muscovy/ 
The   good   souls   flocked    hke    homing    doves   and 

bade  him  clear  the  path. 
And  Peter  twirled  the  jangling  keys  in  weariness 

and  wrath. 
'  Ye  have  read,  ye  have  heard,  ye  have  thought/  he 

said,  ^  and  the  tale  is  yet  to  run  : 
'  By  the  worth  of  the  body  that  once  ye  had,  give 

answer — what  ha'  ye  done  ? ' 
Then  Tomlinson  looked  back  and  forth,  and  little 

good  it  bore. 
For  the  Darkness  stayed  at  his  shoulder-blade  and 

Heaven's  Gate  before  : — 
'  O  this  I  have  felt,  and  this  I  have  guessed,  and 

this  I  have  heard  men  say, 
'  And  this  they  wrote  that  another  man  wrote  of  a 

carl  in  Norroway/ 
'  Ye  have  read,  ye  have  felt,  ye  have  guessed,  good 

lack  !     Ye  have  hampered  Heaven's  Gate ; 
'  There 's  little  room  between  the  stars  in  idleness  to 

prate ! 
•  O  none  may  reach  by  hired  speech  of  neighbour, 

priest,  and  kin 


TOMLINSON  195 

'Through  borrowed  deed  to  God's  good  meed  that 

lies  so  fair  within  ; 
'  Get  hence,  get  hence  to  the  Lord  of  Wrong,  for 

doom  has  yet  to  run, 
'And  .   .    .  the  faith  that  ye  share  with  Berkeley 

Square  uphold  you,  Toralinson  ! ' 


The  Spirit  gripped  him  by  the  hair,  and  sun  by  sun 

they  fell 
Till  they  came  to  the  belt  of  Naughty  Stars  that 

rim  the  mouth  of  Hell : 
The  first  are  red  with  pride  and  wrath,  the  next  are 

»      white  with  pain, 
ut   the   third  are  black   with  clinkered  sin  that 
cannot  burn  again  : 
^J'hey  may  hold  their  path,  they  may  leave  their 
^P       path,  with  never  a  soul  to  mark. 

They  may  bum  or  freeze,  but  they  must  not  cease 
H|      in  the  Scorn  of  the  Outer  Dark. 
j^The  Wind  that  blows  between  the  worlds,  it  nipped 
him  to  the  bone. 
And  he  yearned  to  the  flare  of  Hell-gate  there  as 
^h       the  light  of  his  own  hearth-stone 

I 


196  TOMLINSON 

The  Devil  he  sat  behind  the  bars^,  where  the  desperate 
legions  drew. 

But  he  caught  the  hasting  Tomlinson  and  would  not 
let  him  through. 

'Wot  ye  the  price  of  good  pit-coal  that  I  must 
pay  ? '  said  he, 

'  That  ye  rank  yoursel'  so  fit  for  Hell  and  ask  no 
leave  of  me  ? 

'  I  am  all  o'er-sib  to  Adam's  breed  that  ye  should 
give  me  scorn, 

'  For  I  strove  with  God  for  your  First  Father  the  day 
that  he  was  born. 

'  Sit  down,  sit  down  upon  the  slag,  and  answer  loud 
and  high 

'  The  harm  that  ye  did  to  the  Sons  of  Men  or  ever 
you  came  to  die/ 

And  Tomlinson  looked  up  and  up,  and  saw  against 
the  night 

The  belly  of  a  tortured  star  blood-red  in  Hell- 
Mouth  light ; 

And  Tomlinson  looked  down  and  down,  and  saw 
beneath  his  feet 

The  frontlet  of  a  tortured  star  milk-white  in  Hell- 
Mouth  heat. 


TOMLINSON  197 

'O  I  had  a  love   on   earth/  said  he,  'that  kissed 
I        me  to  my  fall, 

'  And  if  ye  would  call  my  love  to  me  I  know  she 
would  answer  all/ 
'  All  that  ye  did  in  love  forbid  it  shall  be  written 
fair, 
'  But  now  ye  wait  at  Hell-Mouth  Gate  and  not  in 

Berkeley  Square : 
f  Though  we  whistled  your  love  from  her  bed  to-night, 
'        I  trow  she  would  not  run, 

'  For  the  sin  ye  do  by  two  and  two  ye  must  pay  for 
one  by  one  ! ' 
e  Wind  that  blows  between  the  worlds,  it  cut  him 
like  a  knife. 
And  Tomlinson  took  up  the  tale  and  spoke  of  his 
I       sin  in  life : — 

'  Once  I  ha'  laughed  at  the  power  of  Love  and  twice 
at  the  grip  of  the  Grave, 
j^^And  thrice  I  ha'  patted  my  God  on  the  head  that 
^p       men  might  call  me  brave/ 

^Hlie  Devil  he  blew  on  a  brandered  soul  and  set  it 
^m        aside  to  cool : — 

^m  Do  ye  think  I  would  waste  my  good  pit-coal  on  the 
^K        hide  of  a  brain-sick  fool  ? 

I 


re 

1^ 


198  TOMLINSON 

'  I  see  no  worth  in  the  hobnailed  mirth  or  the  jolt- 
head  jest  ye  did 

'  That  I  should  waken  my  gentlemen  that  are  sleep- 
ing three  on  a  grid/ 

Then  Tomlinson  looked  back  and  forth,  and  there 
was  little  grace. 

For  Hell-Gate  filled  the  houseless  Soul  with  the 
Fear  of  Naked  Space. 

^Nay,  this  I  ha'  heard/  quo'  Tomlinson,  'and  this 
was  noised  abroad, 

'  And  this  I  ha'  got  from  a  Belgian  book  on  the  word 
of  a  dead  French  lord/ 

— '  Ye  ha'  heard,  ye  ha'  read,  ye  ha'  got,  good  lack  ! 
and  the  tale  begins  afresh — 

'  Have  ye  sinned  one  sin  for  the  pride  o'  the  eye  or 
the  sinful  lust  of  the  flesh  ? ' 

Then  Tomlinson  he  gripped  the  bars  and  yammered, 
'  Let  me  in — 

'For  I  mind  that  I  borrowed  my  neighbour's  wife  to 
sin  the  deadly  sin/ 

The  Devil  he  grinned  behind  the  bars,  and  banked) 
the  fires  high : 

*  Did  ye  read  of  that  sin  in  a  book  ? '  said  he ;  and 
Tomlinson  said,  '  Ay ! ' 


^ 


)MLINSON  199 

The  Devil  he  blew  upon  his  nails^  and  the  little 

devils  ran, 
d  he  said  :  '  Go  husk  this  whimpering  thief  that 

comes  in  the  guise  of  a  man  : 
'Winnow  him  out  'twixt  star  and  star,  and  sieve  his 

proper  worth : 
'There 's  sore  decline  in  Adam's  line  if  this  be  spawn 

of  earth/ 
Empusa's  crew,  so  naked-new  they  may  not  face  the 

fire. 
But  weep  that  they  bin  too  small  to  sin  to  the  height 

of  their  desire. 
Over  the  coal  they  chased  the  Soul,  and  racked  it 

all  abroad. 
As  children  rifle  a  caddis-case  or  the  raven's  foolish 

hoard. 
And  back  they  came  with  the  tattered  Thing,  as 

children  after  play. 
And  they  said:  'The  soul  that  he  got  from  God  he 

has  bartered  clean  away. 
'We  have  threshed  a  stock  of  print  and  book,  and 

winnowed  a  chattering  wind 
'And  many  a  soul  wherefrom  he  stole,  but  his  we 

cannot  find : 


200  TOMLINSON 

'  We  have  handled  him^  we  have  dandled  him,  we     " 

have  seared  him  to  the  bone,  { 

'  And  sure  if  tooth  and  nail  show  truth  he  has  no  soul     j 

of  his  own/  ^ 

The  Devil  he  bowed  his  head  on  his  breast  and     j 

rumbled  deep  and  low  : — 
'I'm  all  o'er-sib  to  Adam's  breed  that  I  should  bid     ^ 

him  go.  i 

'Yet  close  we  lie,  and  deep  we  lie,  and  if  I  gave  him     \ 

place,  1 

'  My  gentlemen  that  are  so  proud  would  flout  me  to      ■ 

my  face ;  ^ 

'  They  'd  call  my  house  a  common  stews  and  me  a 

careless  host,  '^ 

'  And — I  would  not  anger  my  gentlemen  for  the  sake     i 

of  a  shiftless  ghost.'  i 

The  Devil  he   looked   at   the    mangled   Soul   that 

prayed  to  feel  the  flame. 
And  he  thought  of  Holy  Charity,  but  he  thought  of 

his  own  good  name  : — 
'  Now  ye  could  haste  my  coal  to  waste,  and  sit  ye 

down  to  fry  : 
'Did  ye  think  of  that  theft  for  yourself.'*'  said  he; 

and  Tomlinson  said,  '  Ay ! ' 


TOMLINSON  201 

e  Devil  he  blew  an  outward  breath,  for  his  heart 
was  free  from  care  : — 
Ye  have  scarce  the  soul  of  a  louse/  he  said, '  but 

the  roots  of  sin  are  there, 
'  And  for  that  sin  should  ye  come  in  were  I  the  lord 

alone. 
^  But  sinful  pride  has  rule  inside — and  mightier  than 

my  own. 
'  Honour  and  Wit,  fore-damned  they  sit,  to  each  his 

I        priest  and  whore  : 
Nay,  scarce  I  dare  myself  go  there,  and  you  they'd 
torture  sore. 
Ye  are  neither  spirit  nor  spirk,'  he  said ;  '  ye  are 
neither  book  nor  brute — 
'  Go,  get  ye  back  to  the  flesh  again  for  the  sake  of 

Man's  repute. 
'  I  'm  all  o'er-sib  to  Adam's  breed  that  I  should  mock 

your  pain, 
^  But  look  that  ye  win  to  worthier  sin  ere  ye  come 

back  again. 
'Get  hence,  the  hearse  is  at  your  door — the  grim 

black  stallions  wait — 
'  They  bear  your  clay  to  place  to-day.     Speed,  lest 
ye  come  too  late  ! 


202  TOMLINSON 

'Go  back  to  Earth  with  a  lip  unsealed — go  back 

with  an  open  eye, 
'  And  carry  my  word  to  the  Sons  of  Men  or  ever  ye 

come  to  die : 
'  That  the  sin  they  do  by  two  and  two  they  must  pay 

for  one  by  one — 
'And  .  .  .  the  God  that  you  took  from  a  printed 

book  be  with  you,  Tomlinson  ! ' 


L'ENVOI 

There's  a  whisper  down  the  field  where  the  year 
has  shot  her  yield. 
And  the  ricks  stand  grey  to  the  sun. 
Singing : — '  Over  then,  come  over,  for  the  bee  has 
quit  the  clover, 
'  And  your  English  summer's  done/ 

You  have  heard  the  beat  of  the  ofF-shore  wind, 

And  the  thresh  of  the  deep-sea  rain ; 

You  have  heard  the  song — how  long !   how 

long  ? 
Pull  out  on  the  trail  again  ! 


Ha'  done  with  the  Tents  of  Shem,  dear  lass, 

We  've  seen  the  seasons  through, 

And  it's  time  to  turn  on  the  old  trail,  our  own 

trail,  the  out  trail. 
Pull  out,  pull  out,  on  the  Long  Trail — the  trail 

that  is  always  new. 

203 


204 


L'ENVOI 


It's  North  you  may  run  to  the  rime-ringed  sun 

Or  South  to  the  ])hnd  Horn's  hate ; 
Or  East  all  the  way  into  Mississippi  Bay, 
Or  West  to  the  Golden  Gate ; 

Where    the    blindest    bluffs    hold   good,  dear 

lass, 
And  the  wildest  tales  are  true. 
And  the  men  bulk  big  on  the  old  trail,  our  own 

trail,  the  out  trail, 
And  life  runs  large  on  the  Long  Trail — the 
trail  that  is  always  new. 


The  days  are  sick  and  cold,  and  the  skies  are  grey 
and  old. 
And  the  twice-breathed  airs  blow  damp; 
And  I  'd  sell  my  tired  soul  for  the  bucking  beam-sea 
roll 
Of  a  black  Bilbao  tramp  ; 

With  her  load-line  over  her  hatch,  dear  lass. 

And  a  drunken  Dago  crew. 

And  her  nose  held  down  on  the  old  trail,  our 

own  trail,  the  out  trail 
From  Cadiz  Bar  on  the  Long  Trail — the  trail 
that  is  always  new. 


L'ENVOI 


205 


here  be  triple  ways  to  take,  of  the  eagle  or  the  snake. 
Or  the  way  of  a  man  with  a  maid ; 
But  the  sweetest  way  to  me  is  a  ship's  upon  the  sea 
In  the  heel  of  the  North-East  Trade, 

Can  you  hear  the  crash  on  her  bows,  dear  lass. 
And  the  drum  of  the  racing  screw, 
^H       As  she  ships  it  green  on  the  old  trail,  our  own 
^H  trail,  the  out  trail, 

^B      As  she  lifts  and  'scends  on  the  Long  Trail — 

I    ^'"""""'^"■"^^"^"' 

See  the  shaking  funnels  roar,  with  the  Peter  at  the 
fore. 
And  the  fenders  grind  and  heave. 
And  the  derricks  clack  and  grate,  as   the  tackle 
hooks  the  crate, 
And  the  fall-rope  whines  through  the  sheave ; 
^H       It 's  '  Gang-plank  up  and  in,'  dear  lass, 
^H       It 's  '  Hawsers  warp  her  through  ! ' 
^H      And  it's  'AH  clear  aft'  on  the  old  trail,  our 
^V  own  trail,  the  out  trail. 

We're  backing  down  on  the  Long  Trail — the 

L       trail  that  is  always  new. 


20G  L'ENVOI 

O  the  mutter  overside,  when  the  port-fog  holds  us  tied, 

And  the  sirens  hoot  their  dread  ! 
When  foot  by  foot  we  creep  o'er  the  hueless  viewless 
deep 
To  the  sob  of  the  questing  lead ! 

It 's  down  by  the  Lower  Hope,  dear  lass. 

With  the  Gunfleet  Sands  in  view. 

Till  the  Mouse  swings  green  on  the  old  trail, 

our  own  trail,  the  out  trail. 
And  the  Gull  Light  lifts  on  the  Long  Trail — 
the  trail  that  is  always  new. 

O  the  blazing   tropic  night,   when   the   wake's   a 
welt  of  light 
That  holds  the  hot  sky  tame. 
And  the  steady  fore-foot  snores  through  the  planet- 
powdered  floors 
Where  the  scared  whale  flukes  in  flame  ! 
Her  plates  are  scarred  by  the  sun,  dear  lass, 
And  her  ropes  are  tau^t  with  the  dew. 
For  we  're  booming  down  on  the  old  trail,  our 

own  trail,  the  out  trail. 
We're  sagging  south  on  the  Long  Trail — the 
trail  that  is  always  new. 


L'ENVOI  207 

Then   home,   get   her   home,  where   the   drunken 
rollers  comb. 
And  the  shouting  seas  drive  by. 
And  the  engines  stamp  and  ring,  and  the  wet  bows 
reel  and  swing. 
And  the  Southern  Cross  rides  high  ! 

Yes,  the  old  lost  stars  wheel  back,  dear  lass. 

That  blaze  in  the  velvet  blue. 

They're  all  old  friends  on  the  old  trail,  our 

own  trail,  the  out  trail. 
They  're  God's  own  guides  on  the  Long  Trail — 
the  trail  that  is  always  new. 


Fly  forward,  O  my  heart,  from  the  Foreland  to  the 
Start — 
We  're  steaming  ail-too  slow. 
And  it's  twenty  thousand  mile  to  our  little  lazy  isle 
Where  the  trumpet-orchids  blow  ! 

You  have  heard  the  call  of  the  off-shore  wind 

And  the  voice  of  the  deep-sea  rain  ; 

You  have  heard  the  song — how  long     how 

long  ? 
Pull  out  on  the  trail  again  ! 


208 


L'ENVOI 


The  Lord  knows  what  we  may  finely  dear  lass. 
And  The  Deuce  knows  what  we  may  do — 
But  we  're  back  once  more  on  the  old  trail,  our 

own  trail,  the  out  trail. 
We  're  down,  hull  down  on  the  Long  Trail — 

the  trail  that  is  always  new. 


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Oxford,  Author  of  the  *Art  Teaching  of  John  Ruskin,'  Editor  of' 
Mr.  Ruskin's  Poems.     Svo.  [O^A  1892.J 

Also  a  limited  edition  on  hand-made  paper,  with  the  lUustrationSi 
on  India  paper. 
This  important  work  is  written  by  Mr.  Collingwood,  who  has  been  for  some  yearj 
Mr.  Rubkin's  private  secretary,  and  who  has  had  unique  advantages  in  obtaining 
materials  for  this  book  from  Mr.  Ruskin  himself  and  from  his  friends.     It  will 
contain  a  large  amount  of  new  matter,  and  of  letters  which  have  never  been  put 
lished,  and  will  be  in  fact,  as  near  as  is  possible  at  present,  a  full  and  authoritativ 
biography  of  Mr.  Ruskin.     The  book  will  contain  numerous  portraits  of  Mr 
Ruskin,  and  also  some  sketches  by  Mr.  Ruskin  and  Mr.  Arthur  Severn. 


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Baring  Gould.    THE  TRAGEDY  OF  THE  CAESARS :  The 

Emperors  of  the  Julian  and  Claudian  Lines.  With  numerous  Illus- 
trations from  Busts,  Gems,  Cameos,  etc.  By  S.  Baring  Gould, 
Author  of  *  Mehalah,'  etc.     2  vols,  royal  Svo.  [In  the  press. 

This  book  is  the  only  one  in  English  which  deals  with  the  personal  history  of  the 
Caesars,  and  Mr.  Baring  Gould  has  found  a  subject  which,  for  picturesque  detail 
and  sombre  interest,  is  not  rivalled  by  any  work  of  fiction.  The  volumes  are 
copiously  illustrated. 

Baring  Gould.     IN   THE  ROAR  OF  THE  SEA :  A  Tale  of 

the  Cornish  Coast.     By  S.  Baring  Gould.     3  vols.     31J.  M. 

\_April  1892. 

Perrens.  THE  HISTORY  OF  FLORENCE  FROM  THE 
TIME  OF  THE  MEDICIS  TO  THE  FALL  OF  THE  RE- 
PUBLIC. By  F.  T.  Perrens.  Translated  by  Hannah  Lynch. 
In  3  vols.      Vol.  I.     Svo.  [March  1892. 

This  is  a  translation  from  the  French  of  the  best  history  of  Florence  in  existence. 
These  volumes  cover  a  period  of  profound  interest — political  and  literary — and 
they  are  written  with  great  vivacity.  The  work  will  be  in  three  volumes,  of  which 
this  is  the  first. 

Whibley.  SWIFT'S  JOURNAL  TO  STELLA.  Edited,  with 
Introduction  and  Notes,  by  Charles  Whibley.     2  vols.     Svo, 

[In  the  press. 

Henley.  BYRON'S  LETTERS.  Edited,  with  Introduction  and 
Notes,  by  W.  E.  Henley.     2,vo.  [In  preparation. 

Wells.  OXFORD  AND  OXFORD  LIFE :  With  Chapters  on 
the  Examinations.     By  Members  of  the  University.     Edited  by  J. 

I    Wells,  M.A.,  Fellow  and  Tutor  of  Wadham  College.     Crown  8vo. 
[Sept.  1892. 
IN  TWO  PARTS:— 
I.  OXFORD  LIFE.  II.  THE  EXAMINATIONS. 

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changes,  and  a  statement  of  the  present  position  of  the  University.  The  second 
part  will  treat  fully  of  the  various  examinations. 

Driver.  OLD  TESTAMENT  CRITICISM:  Sermons.  By 
S.  R.  Driver,  D.D.,  Canon  of  Christ  Church,  Regius  Professor  of 
Hebrew  in  the  University  of  Oxford.     Crown  Svo.  [In  the  press. 

Button.     CARDINAL  MANNING.    A  Biography.     By  A.  W. 
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\_Ready. 

MARGERY  OF  QUETHER,  and  other  Stories.    By  S.  Baring 

Gould,  Author  of '  Mehalah,'  etc.     Crown  8vo.     3^.  6d.  {Ready. 

In  the  press. 

THE  POISON  OF  ASPS.     By  R.  Orton  Prowse.     Cro'W7t 

Svo.     6s. 
THE    KING'S    FAVOURITE.      By  Una    Taylor.      Crown 
Svo.     6s. 

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MY    DANISH    SWEETHEART.     By  W.   Clark  Russell, 
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•  Shipwreck  and  exposure  and  danger  are  his  themes.     The  strength  of  the  story  lies 
in  the  excellence  of  the  studies  of  Nature — all  intensely  vivid.     The  book  seems 
not  inferior  to  any  of  the  author's  works.'— A  t/ienaum. 

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Plan  of  Campaign.'     Crown  Svo.     y.  6d. 

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out any  of  Daudet's  deliberate  and  needless  grossness,  our  author  succeeds  in 
effecting  something  of  that  deep  moral  impression  which  he  undeniably  effects."— 
National  Press. 

A  CAVALIER'S  LAD  YE.     By  Constance  Dicker.      With 
Illustrations.     Crown  Svo.     3^.  6d. 


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Messrs.  Methuen  will  issue  from  time  to  time  a  Series 
of  copyright  Novels,  by  well-known  Authors,  handsomely 
bound,  at  the  above  popular  price  of  three  shillings  and  six- 
pence.    The  first  volumes  (ready)  are  : — 

1.  THE  PLAN  OF  CAMPAIGN.    By  F.  Mabel  Robinson.  ■ 

2.  JACQUETTA.   By  S.  Baring  Gould,  Author  of '  Mehalah,'  | 

etc.  y 

3.  MY  LAND  OF  BEULAH.    By  Mrs.  Leith  Adams  (] 

De  Courcy  Laffan). 

4.  ELI'S  CHILDREN.     By  G.  Manville  Fenn. 


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[ELL :  A  Social  Romance.    By  S.  Baring  Gould, 
r  of  •  Mehalah,'  etc. 

6.  DERRICK  VAUGHAN,   NOVELIST.     With  Portrait  of 

Author.     By  Edna  Lyall,  Author  of  *  Donovan,'  etc. 

7.  DISENCHANTMENT.    By  F.  Mabel  Robinson. 

8.  DISARMED.    By  M.  Betham  Edwards. 

9.  JACK'S  FATHER.     By  W.  E.  NORRIS. 

10.  MARGERY  OF  QUETHER.    By  S.  Baring  Gould. 

11.  A  LOST  ILLUSION.    By  Leslie  Keith. 

12.  A  MARRIAGE  AT  SEA.    By  W.  Clark  Russell. 

13.  MR.  BUTLER'S  WARD.    By  F.  Mabel  Robinson. 

In  preparation. 

14.  URITH.     By  S.  BARING  GoULD. 

15.  MY  DANISH  SWEETHEART.    By  W.  Clark  Russell. 

16.  HOVENDEN,  V.C.    By  F.  Mabel  Robinson. 

Other  Volumes  will  be  announced  in  due  course. 


2/- 


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ELI'S  CHILDREN.     By  G.  Manville  Fenn.  [Ready. 

A  DOUBLE  KNOT.    By  G.  Manville  Fenn. 
THE  QUIET  MRS.  FLEMING.    By  Richard  Pryce. 
DISENCHANTMENT.     By  F.  Mabel  Robinson. 
JACK'S  FATHER.     By  W.  E.  NORRIS. 
THE  PLAN  OF  CAMPAIGN.    By  F.  Mabel  Robinson. 
A  LOST  ILLUSION.    By  Leslie  Keith. 
JACQUETTA.     By  the  Author  of  '  Mehalah.' 


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English  Leaders  of  Religion 

Edited  by  A.  M.  M.  STEDM AN,  M.  A.     With  Portrait,  crown  8vo,  2s.  6d. 

Under  the  above  title  Messrs.  Methuen  have  commenced  . 

the  publication  of  a  series  of  short  biographies,  free  from  party  /^  lf\ 
bias,  of  the  most  prominent  leaders  of  religious  life  and  ^1  ^^ 
thought  in  this  and  the  last  century. 

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the  influence,  and  the  literary  po:.ition  of  the  subject  of  the  memoir. 

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CARDINAL  NEWMAN.     By  R.  H.  Hutton.  [I^eady. 

'  Few  who  read  this  book  will  fail  to  be  struck  by  the  wonderful  insight  it  displays 

into  the  nature  of  the  Cardinal's  genius  and  the  spirit  of  his  life.— Wilfrid 

Ward,  in  the  Tablet. 
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as  wholly  admirable.' — Academy. 
'An  estimate,  careful,  deliberate,  full  of  profound  reasoning  and  of  acute  insight.' — 

Pall  Mall  Gazette. 

JOHN  WESLEY.    By  J.  H.  Overton,  M.A.  \_Ready. 

'It  is  well  done :  the  story  is  clearly  told,  proportion  is  duly  observed,  and  there  is 

no  lack  either  of  discrimination  or  of  sympathy.' — Manchester  Guardian. 
'Admirable  alike  in  tone  and  style.' — Academy. 

BISHOP  WILBERFORCE.  By  G.  W.  Daniel,  M.A.  \Ready. 
CHARLES  SIMEON.     By  H.  C.  G.  MOULE,  M.A.  \^Ready. 

JOHN  KEBLE.     By  W.  LOCK,  M.A. 
F.  D.  MAURICE.     By  COLONEL  F.  MAURICE,  R.E. 
THOMAS  CHALMERS.     By  Mrs.  Oliphant. 
CARDINAL  MANNING.    By  A.  W.  Hutton,  M.A. 
Other  volumes  will  be  announced  in  due  course. 

Social  Questions  of  To-day 

Edited  by  H.  de  B.  GIBBINS,  M.A. 

Crown  Svo,  2s.  6d.  O  /  A\ 

Messrs.  Methuen  beg  to  announce  the  publication  ot  /  ^^^ 

a  series  of  volumes  upon  those  topics  of  social,  economic, 

and  industrial  interest  that  are  at  the  present  moment  foremost  in  the 

public  mind.     Each  volume  of  the  series  will  be  written  by  an  author 


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mo  is  an  acknowledged  authority  upon  the  subject  with  which  he 
deals,  and  who  will  treat  his  question  in  a  thoroughly  sympathetic  but 
impartial  manner,  with  special  reference  to  the  historic  aspect  of  the 
subject,  and  from  the  point  of  view  of  the  Historical  School  of  economics 
and  social  science. 

The  following  Volumes  of  the  Series  are  ready : — 

TRADE  UNIONISM— NEW  AND  OLD.  By  G.  Howell, 
M.  P. ,  Author  of  *  The  Conflicts  of  Capital  and  Labour. ' 

THE  CO-OPERATIVE   MOVEMENT   TO-DAY.      By  G.  J. 

HOLYOAKE,  Author  of  '  The  History  of  Co-operation.' 

MUTUAL  THRIFT.  By  Rev.  J.  Frome  Wilkinson,  M.A., 
Author  of  *  The  Friendly  Society  Movement.' 

PROBLEMS  OF  POVERTY  :  An  Inquiry  into  the  Industrial 
Conditions  of  the  Poor.     By  J.  A.  Hobson,  M.A. 

THE  COMMERCE  OF  NATIONS.  By  C.  F.  Bastable, 
M.A.,  Professor  of  Economics  at  Trinity  College,  Dublin,  and  Author 
of  *  International  Commerce.' 

THE  ALIEN  INVASION.  By  W.  H.  Wilkins,  B.A.,  Secretary 
to  the  Society  for  Preventing  the  Immigration  of  Destitute  Aliens. 

The  following  Volumes  are  in  preparation  : — 
THE  RURAL  EXODUS.    By  P.  Anderson  Graham. 

[In  the  press. 

LAND  NATIONALIZATION.     By  Harold  Cox,  B.A. 

[/« the  press. 
POVERTY  AND  PAUPERISM.   By  Rev.  L.  R.  Phelps,  M.A., 
Fellow  of  Oriel  College,  Oxford. 

ENGLISH  SOCIALISM  OF  TO-DAY.    By  Hubert  Bland, 

one  of  the  Authors  of  *  Fabian  Essays. ' 

ENGLISH  LAND  AND  ENGLISH  MEN.  By  Rev.  C.  W. 
Stubbs,  M.A.,  Author  of  *  The  Labourers  and  the  Land.' 

MODERN  LABOUR  AND  OLD  ECONOMICS.  By  H.  de 
B.  GiBBiNS,  M.A.  (Editor),  Author  of  'The  Industrial  History  of 
England. ' 

CHRISTIAN  SOCIALISM  IN  ENGLAND.  By  Rev.  J 
Carter,  M.A.,  of  Pusey  House,  Oxford. 


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the  education  of  the  people.   by  j.  r.  diggle, 

M.A.,  Chairman  of  the  London  School  Board. 
WOMEN'S  WORK.    By  Lady  Dilke. 

TECHNICAL  AND  COMMERCIAL  EDUCATION.      By  P. 

Hawkridge,  M.A.,  B.Sc,  Secretary  to  the  Derby  County  Council. 

RAILWAY  PROBLEMS  PRESENT  AND  FUTURE.  By 
R.  W.  Barnett,  M.A.,  Editor  of  the  'Railway  Times.' 

University    Extension   Series 

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lecturer  and  not  to  usurp  his  place.  Each  volume  will  be  complete  in 
itself,  and  the  subjects  will  be  treated  by  competent  writers  in  a  broad 
and  philosophic  spirit. 

Edited  by  J.  E.  SYMES,  M.A., 
Principal  of  University  College,  Nottingham. 

Crown  8vo,  2s.  6d. 
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THE  INDUSTRIAL  HISTORY  OF  ENGLAND.     By  H.  de 
B.  GiBBiNS,  M.A.,  late  Scholar  of  Wadham  College,  Oxon.,  Cobden 
Prizeman.     Second  Edition.     With  Maps  and  Plans.  {Ready. 

*  A  compact  and  clear  story  of  our  industrial  development.  A  study  of  this  concise 
but  luminous  book  cannot  fail  to  give  the  reader  a  clear  insight  into  the  principal 
phenomena  of  our  industrial  history.  The  editor  and  publishers  arc  to  be  congra- 
tulated on  this  first  volume  of  their  venture,  and  we  shall  look  with  expectant 
interest  for  the  succeeding  volumes  of  the  series.  If  they  maintain  the  same 
standard  of  excellence  the  series  will  make  a  permanent  place  for  itself  among  the 
many  series  which  appear  from  time  to  timQ.'— University  Extension  Journal. 

A  HISTORY  OF  ENGLISH  POLITICAL  ECONOMY.  By 
L.  L.  Price,  M.A.,  Fellow  of  Oriel  College,  Oxon.,  Extension 
Lecturer  in  Political  Economy. 

PROBLEMS  OF  POVERTY  :  An  Inquiry  into  the  Industrial 
Conditions  of  the  Poor.  By  J.  A.  Hobson,  M.A.,  late  Scholar  of 
Lincoln  College,  Oxon.,  U.  E.  Lecturer  in  Economics. 

VICTORIAN  POETS.  By  A.  Sharp,  formerly  of  Newnham 
College,  Cambridge. 


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THE  FRENCH  REVOLUTION.  By  J.  E.  Symes,  M.A.,  Prin- 
cipal of  University  College,  Nottingham. 

PSYCHOLOGY.  By  F.  S.  Granger,  M.A.,  Lecturer  in  Philo- 
sophy at  University  College,  Nottingham. 

THE  EVOLUTION  OF  PLANT  LIFE  :  Lower  Forms.  By 
G.  Massee,  Kew  Gardens,  U.  E.  Lecturer  in  Botany.  With  Illus- 
tions. 

AIR  AND  WATER.    Professor  V.  B.  Lewes,  M.A. 

The  following  volumes  are  in  preparation  : — 
ENGLISH  SOCIAL  REFORMERS.    By  H.  de  B.   Gibbins, 
M.A.,  late  Scholar  of  Wadham  College,  Oxon.,  Cobden  Prizeman. 

[In  the  press. 

ENGLISH  TRADE  AND  FINANCE  IN  THE  SEVEN- 
TEENTH CENTURY.   By  W.  A.  S.  Hewins,  B.A.  [/w  the  press. 

NAPOLEON.  By  E.  L.  S.  HORSBURGH,  M.A.  Camb.,  U.  E. 
Lecturer  in  History. 

ENGLISH  POLITICAL  HISTORY.  By  T.  J.  Lawrence, 
M.A.,  late  Fellovi^  and  Tutor  of  Downing  College,  Cambridge,  U.  E. 
Lecturer  in  History. 

THE  ENGLISH  LANGUAGE.  ByG.  C.  Moore-Smith,  M.A. 
Camb.,  U.  E.  Lecturer  in  Language. 

AN  INTRODUCTION  TO  PHILOSOPHY.  By  J.  Solomon, 
M.A.  Oxon.,  late  Lecturer  in  Philosophy  at  University  College, 
Nottingham. 

ENGLISH  PAINTERS.  By  D.  S.  Maccoll,  M.A.  Oxon., 
Fellow  of  University  College,  London,  U.  E.  Lecturer  in  Art  and 
Literature. 

ENGLISH  ARCHITECTURE.  By  Ernest  Radford,  M.A. 
Cambridge,  U.  E.  Lecturer  in  Art.     With  Illustrations. 

THE  CHEMISTRY  OF  LIFE  AND  HEALTH.  By  C.  W. 
KiMMiNS,  M.A.  Camb.,  U.  E.  Lecturer  in  Chemistry. 

THE  EARTH  :  An  Introduction  to  Physiography.  By  E.  W. 
Small,  M.A. 

HYGIENE.    By  J.  Lorraine  Smith,  M.A.,  M.D. 

THE  MECHANICS  OF  DAILY  LIFE.    By  V.  P.  Sells,  M.A 


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Works  by  S.  Baring  Gould. 

Author  of  '  Mehalah,'  etc. 
OLD   COUNTRY   LIFE.      With   Sixty-seven  Illustrations  by 
W.  Parkinson,  F.  D.  Bedford,  and  F.  Masey.     Large  Crown 
Svo,  cloth  super  extra^  top  edge  gilt ^  \os.  6d.      Third  Edition. 

[Ready. 
* "  Old  Country  Life,"  as  healthy  wholesome  reading,  full  of  breezy  life  and  move- 
ment, full  of  quaint  stories  vigorously  told,  will  not  be  excelled  by  any  book 
to  be  published  throughout  the  year.  Sound,  hearty,  and  English  to  the  core.' — 
World. 
'  Mr.  Baring  Gould  is  well  known  as  a  clever  and  versatile  author ;  but  he  never 
wrote  a  more  delightful  book  than  the  volume  before  us.  He  has  described 
English  country  life  with  the  fidelity  that  only  comes  with  close  acquaintance, 
and  with  an  appreciation  of  its  more  attractive  features  not  surpassed  even  in  the 
pages  of  Washington  Irving.  The  illustrations  add  very  much  to  the  charm  of 
the  book,  and  the  artists  in  their  drawings  of  old  churches  and  manor-houses, 
streets,  cottages,  and  gardens,  have  greatly  assisted  the  author.' — Manchester 
Guardian. 

HISTORIC  ODDITIES  AND  STRANGE  EVENTS.     Third 

Edition^  Crown  8z/o,  6j. 
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reading. ' —  Times. 
'The  work,  besides  being  agreeable  to  read,  is  valuable  for  purposes  of  reference. 

The  entire  contents  are  stimulating  and  delightful.' — Notes  and  Queries. 

FREAKS  OF  FANATICISM.  (First  published  as  Historic 
Oddities,  Second  Series.)  Third  Edition.  Crown  Svo,  6s. 
'  Mr.  Baring  Gould  has  a  keen  eye  for  colour  and  effect,  and  the  subjects  he  has 
chosen  give  ample  scope  to  his  descriptive  and  analytic  faculties.  A  perfectly 
fascinating  book.  Whether  considered  as  merely  popular  reading  or  as  a  succes- 
sion of  studies  in  the  freaks  of  human  history,  it  is  equally  worthy  of  perusal, 
while  it  is  marked  by  the  artistic  literary  colouring  and  happy  lightness  of  style.' 
—Scottish  Leader. 

SONGS  OF  THE  WEST:  Traditional  Ballads  and  Songs  of 
the  West  of  England,  with  their  Traditional  Melodies.  Collected 
by  S.  Baring  Gould,  M.A.,  and  H.  Fleetwood  Sheppard, 
M.A.  Arranged  for  Voice  and  Piano.  In  4  Parts  (containing  25 
Songs  each).  Parts  /.,  //.,  ///.,  3^.  each.  Part  IV.,  ^s.  Part  /., 
Fourth  Edition.  Part  II. ,  Second  Edition.  Part  III.,  ready. 
Part  IV.  In  one  Vol.,  roan,  \^s. 
'A  rich  and  varied  collection  of  humour,  pathos,  grace,  and  poetic  fancy. 'Saturday 
Review. 

YORKSHIRE     ODDITIES     AND     STRANGE    EVENTS. 
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TRVIVALS  AND  SUPERSTITIONS.     Crown  %vo. 

[In  the  press, 

JACQUETTA,  and  other  Stories.    Crown  Svo,  ^s.  dd.   Boards,  is. 

ARM  I  NELL:  A  Social  Romance.  New  Edition.  Crown  ^vo, 
3J.  6d.     Boardsy  2s. 

•  To  say  that  a  book  is  by  the  author  of  "  Mehalah"  is  to  imply  that  it  contains  a 

story  cast  on  strong  lines,  containing  dramatic  possibilities,  vivid  and  sympathetic 
descriptions  of  Nature,  and  a  wealth  of  ingenious  imagery.  All  these  expecta. 
tions  are  justified  by  "  Arminell." '— .S"/*a^*r. 

URITH  :  A  Story  of  Dartmoor.     New  Edition.     Crown  Svo,  6s. 

'  The  author  is  at  his  best. —Times. 

*  He  has  nearly  reached  the  high  water-mark  of  "  Mehalah."  '—National  Observer. 

MARGERY  OF  QUETHER,  and  other  Stories.  Crown  Zvo^ 
35.  6d. 

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RusseU.  THE  LIFE  OF  ADMIRAL  LORD  COLLING- 
WOOD.  By  W.  Clark  Russell,  Author  of  *  The  Wreck  of  the 
Grosvenor.'    With  Illustrations  by  F.  Be angwyn.     %vo.     \^s. 

'  A  really  good  book.' — Saturday  Review. 

•  A  most  excellent  and  wholesome  book,  which  we  should  like  to  see  in  the  hands  of 

every  boy  in  the  country.' — ^S"^.  James's  Gazette. 

Clark.  THE  COLLEGES  OF  OXFORD  :  Their  History  and 
their  Traditions.  By  Members  of  the  University.  Edited  by  A. 
Clark,  M.A.,  Fellow  and  Tutor  of  Lincoln  College.     Zvo.     \Zs. 

'  Whether  the  reader  approaches  the  book  as  a  patriotic  member  of  a  college,  as  an 
antiquary,  or  as  a  student  of  the  organic  growth  of  college  foundation,  it  will  amply 
reward  his  attention.'— Zzw^j. 

•A  delightful  book,  learned  and  Vwiiiy.'— Academy. 

•  All  the  book  is  highly  interesting  to  Oxford  men  of  course  in  the  first  place,  but  to 

all  readers  in  the  second." — Spectator. 

•  A  work  which  will  certainly  be  appealed  to  for  many  years  as  the  standard  book  on 

the  Colleges  of  Oxford.' — Athenceum. 

Hulton.     RIXAE  OXONIENSES  :  An  Account  of  the  Battles 

of  the  Nations,  The  Struggle  between  Town  and  Gown,  etc.  By 
S.  F.  HuLTON,  M.A.     Crown  Svo,  5^. 


12  Messrs.  Methuen's  List 

Lynch.      GEORGE    MEREDITH :    A  Study.      By  Hannah  '{ 

Lynch.     With  Portrait.     Crown  Svo.     $s.     A  limited  Large-Paper  j 

Edition.     21  s.  ^ 

'We  strongly  recommend  this  essay  to  Meredithians,  still  more  to  not  yet  Mere-  « 

dithians. '— y  ournal  of  Education.  \ 


Poetry 


Ibsen.    BRAND.    A  Drama  by  Henrik  Ibsen.    Translated  by 

William  Wilson.     Crown  Svo.     $s. 

'The  greatest  world-poem  of  the  nineteenth  century  next  to  "Faust."  "Brand" 
will  have  an  astonishing  interest  for  Englishmen.  It  is  in  the  same  set  with 
"Agamemnon,"  with  "  Lear,"  with  the  literature  that  we  now  instinctively  regard 
as  high  and  holy.' — Daily  Chronicle. 

'  Simply  a  masterpiece,  standing  alone  among  modern  dramatic  productions.  Had 
Ibsen  never  written  anything  else,  this  poem  would  immortalise  him  as  a  writer 
and  a  thinker.' — Manchester  Courier. 

Henley.  LYRA  HEROICA :  An  Anthology  selected  from  the 
best  English  Verse  of  the  i6th,  17th,  i8th,  and  19th  Centuries.  By 
William  Ernest  Henley,  Author  of  'A  Book  of  Verse,'  *  Views 
and  Reviews,'  etc.  Crown  Svo.  Stamped  gilt  buckram^  gilt  top, 
edges  uncut.     6s. 

•  Mr.  Henley  has  brought  to  the  task  of  selection  an  instinct  alike  for  poetry  and  for 

chivalry  which  seems  to  us  quite  wonderfully,  and  even  unerringly,   right.'— 

Guardian. 
'  Will  stir  all  the  boys'  hearts  in  the  kingdom  as  by  trumpet.'—  World. 
'Worthy  to  be  placed  on  the  same  shelf  as  our  "Golden  Treasuries."  .  .  .  Though 

admirably  adapted  to  stimulate  courage  and  patriotism  in  the  young,  it  will  be 

equally  welcome  to  the  adult.' — Illustrated  London  News. 

•  Mr.   Henley's  is  a  very  fine  ambition,  and  it  will  hardly  be  denied  that  his  is  a 

splendid  book  of  verse.' — Speaker. 
'  Take  it  all  in  all,  as  a  present  for  boys,  and  for  men  for  that  matter,   "  Lyra 
Heroica,"  printed  with  perfection  and  handsomely  bound,  is  a  book  among  books, 
an  anthology  among  anthologies.' — Tablet. 

Tomson.    A  SUMMER  NIGHT,  AND  OTHER  POEMS.     By 

Graham  R.  Tomson.     With  Frontispiece  by  A.  Tomson.     Fcap. 

Svo.     y.  6d. 
Also  an  edition  on  handmade  paper,  limited  to  50  copies.     Large  crown 

Svo.     105.  6d.  net. 
'  Mrs.  Tomson  holds  high  rank  among  English  poetesses,  perhaps  the  very  highest 

among  those  of  English  birth.     This  selection  will  help  her  reputation.' — Black 

and  White. 

•  Mrs.  Tomson  displays  on  every  page  '*  the  great  poetic  heart." ' — Literary  Opinion. 


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ridge.  A  CRACKED  FIDDLE.  Being  Selections  from 
the  Poems  of  Frederic  Langbridge.  With  Portrait.  Crown^vo.  ^s. 
Langbridge.  BALLADS  OF  THE  BRAVE :  Poems  of  Chivalry, 
Enterprise,  Courage,  and  Constancy,  from  the  Earliest  Times  to  the 
Present  Day.  Edited,  with  Notes,  by  Rev.  F.  Langbridge. 
Crown  %vo. 
'  A  very  happy  conception  happily  carried  out.  These  "  Ballads  of  the  Brave  "  are 
intended  to  suit  the  real  tastes  of  boys,  and  will  suit  the  taste  of  the  great  majority. 
It  is  not  an  ordinary  selecter  who  could  have  so  happily  put  together  these 
characteristic  samples.  Other  readers  besides  boys  may  learn  much  from  them.' — 
Spectator.  '  The  book  is  full  of  splendid  things.'— IVorld. 

Presentation  Edition.    Handsomely  Bound,  3J.  6d.    School  Edition,  2s.  6d. 

Or,  in  Three  Parts,  is.  each,  for  School  Readers. 

I.  Troy  to  Flodden.     II.  Bosworth  to  Waterloo. 

III.  Crimea  to  Khartoum. 


Fiction 

Author  of  'Indian  Idylls.'    IN  TENT  AND  BUNGALOW: 

Stories  of  Indian  Sport  and  Society.      By  the  Author  of  'Indian 
Idylls.'     Crozvn  8vo.     y.  6d. 
Term,    A  DOUBLE  KNOT.     By  G.  Manville  Fenn,  Author 
of  *  The  Vicar's  People,'  etc.     Crown  8vo.     3^.  6d. 

Pryce.    THE  QUIET  MRS.  FLEMING.    By  Richard  Pryce, 

Author  of  *  Miss  Maxwell's  Affections,'  etc.     Crown  Svo.     ^s.  6d. 

Gray.  ELSA.  A  Novel.   By  E.  M 'Queen  Gray.   CrownZvo.  6j. 

'  a  charming  novel.     The  characters  are  not  only  powerful  sketches,  but  minutely 

and  carefully  finished  portraits.' — Guardian. 
'  A  very  picturesque  and  interesting  story.     As  good  a  tale  as  we  have  read  for  some 

time.' — Spectator. 
'We  cordially  recommend  this  eminently  readable  fiction.'— Z?a?/y  Telegraph. 
'Charming  scenes,   bright   conversations,   excellent    studies  of  character.'— ^«^/- 

Jacobin. 
'  A  book  which  is  full  of  good  things,  and  far  beyond  the  average  novel  in  cleverness, 

knowledge  of  life,  and  skilful  delineation  of  characttv.'— Murray's  Magazine. 

Cobhan.  A  REVEREND  GENTLEMAN.  By  J.  MacLaren 
Cobban,  Author  of  '  Master  of  his  Fate,'  etc.     Crown  Svo.     4s.  6d. 

'  The  best  work  Mr.  Cobban  has  yet  achieved.  The  R«v.  W.  Merrydew  is  a  brilliant 
creation.' — National  Observer. 

'  There  is  abundance  of  clever  things  in  this  book,  and  the  studies  of  character  are 
striking,  and  even  powerful.' — St.  James's  Gazette. 

'One  of  the  subtlest  studies  of  character  outside  Meredith.'— .J^ar. 


14  Messrs.  Methuen's  List 

Lyall.      DERRICK    VAUGHAN,    NOVELIST.      By   Edna 
Lyall,  Author  of  '  Donovan.'     Crown  Svo.     ^s.  6d.  ;  paper ^  is. 
A  cheap  edition  of  a  book  which  in  a  more  expensive  form  has  passed  into  its  30th 
thousand. 

Linton.  THE  TRUE  HISTORY  OF  JOSHUA  DAVIDSON, 
Christian  and  Communist.  By  E.  Lynn  Linton.  Eleventh  and 
Cheaper  Edition.     Fos(  Svo.     is. 

Grey.  THE  STORY  OF  CHRIS.  By  Rowland  Grey, 
Author  of  *  Lindenblumen,'  etc.     Crown  2>vo.     ^s. 

General  Literature 

Bowden.  THE  IMITATION  OF  BUDDHA:  Being  Quota- 
tions from  Buddhist  Literature  for  each  Day  in  the  Year.  Compiled 
by  E.  M.  Bowden.  With  Preface  by  Sir  Edwin  Arnold.  i6mo. 
2s.  6d. 

Ditchfield.  OUR  ENGLISH  VILLAGES  :  Their  Story  and 
their  Antiquities.  By  P.  H,  Ditchfield,  M.A.,  F.R.H.S,,  Rector 
of  Barkham,  Berks.  Post  Svo.  2s.  6d.  Illustrated. 
'  The  object  of  the  author  is  not  so  much  to  describe  any  particular  village  as  to  give 
a  clear  idea  of  what  village  life  has  been  in  England  from  the  earliest  historical 
times.  An  extremely  amusing  and  interesting  little  book,  which  should  find  a 
place  in  every  parochial  library.' — Guardian. 

Ditchfield.     OLD   ENGLISH    SPORTS.      By   P.  H.    Ditch- 
field, M.A.     Crown  Svo.     2s.  6d.     Illustrated. 
'A  charming  account  of  old  English  Sports.'— Morning  Post 

Stedman.  OXFORD  :  Its  Life  and  Schools.  Edited  by  A.  M. 
M.  Stedman,  M.A.,  assisted  by  Members  of  the  University.  New 
Edition.  Crown  Svo.  $s. 
'  Offers  a  full  and  in  most  respects  a  satisfactory  description  of  the  country  through 
which  students  must  travel,  and  affords  to  parents  who  are  desirous  of  calculating 
the  expenses  and  rewards  of  University  education  a  mass  of  useful  information 
conveniently  arranged  and  brought  down  to  the  most  recent  date." — Athenteujtu 

Bume.  PARSON  AND  PEASANT:  Chapters  of  their 
Natural  History.  By  J.  B.  Burne,  M.A.,  Rector  of  Wasing.  Crown 
Svo.  Ss. 
'  "  Parson  and  Peasant '  is  a  book  not  only  to  be  interested  in,  but  to  learn  something 
from— a  book  which  may  prove  a  help  to  many  a  clergyman,  and  broaden  the 
hearts  and  ripen  the  charity  of  laymen."  '—Derby  Mercury. 


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Cunningham.       THE    PATH    TOWARDS    KNOWLEDGE: 

Essays  on  Questions  of  the  Day.      By  W.   Cunningham,  D.D., 
Fellow  of  Trinity  College,  Cambridge,  Professor  of  Economics  at 
King's  College,  London.     Crown  Svo.     4s.  6d. 
Essays  on  Marriage  and  Population,  Socialism,  Money,  Education,  Positivism,  etc. 

Anderson  Graham.   NATURE  IN  BOOKS  :  Studies  in  Literary 
Biography.     By  P.  Anderson  Graham.     Crown  Svo.     6s. 

This  is  an  attempt  to  trace  the  influence  of  surrounding  circumstances,  and  especially 
the  mfluence  of  Nature,  on  some  great  writers.  The  chapters  are  entitled  :  I.  '  The 
Magic  of  the  Fields  '  (Jefferies).  II.  '  Art  and  Nature  '  (Tennyson).  III. 'The 
Doctrine  of  Idleness '  (Thoreau).  IV.  '  The  Romance  of  Life '  (Scott).  V.  '  The 
Poetry  of  Toil '  (Burns).    VI.  '  The  Divinity  of  Nature '  (Wordsworth). 

'  Thoughtful  and  informing.  Patient  investigation  and  study  are  unmistakable  in 
this  book.  The  distinct  literary  flavour  in  Mr.  Graham's  pages  attracts  perusal.' 
— Daily  Chronicle. 

*  A  good  book  of  Essays.' — Anti- Jacobin. 


Books  for  Boys  and  Girls 

Walford.    A  PINCH  OF    EXPERIENCE.     By  L.  B.  Wal- 

FORD,  Author  of  •  Mr.   Smith.'      With   Illustrations  by  Gordon 
Browne.     Crown  Svo.     6s. 

*  The  clever  authoress  steers  clear  of  namby-pamby,  and  invests  her  moral  with  a 

fresh  and  striking  dress.     There  is  terseness  and  vivacity  of  style,  and  the  illustra- 
tions are  admirable.' — Anti-Jacobin. 

Molesworth.  THE  RED  GRANGE.  By  Mrs.  Molesworth, 
Author  of  *  Carrots. '  With  Illustrations  by  Gordon  Browne. 
Crown  Svo.     6s. 

•  A  volume  in  which  girls  will  delight,   and  beautifully  illustrated.  —Pall  Mall 

Gazette. 

Clark  Russell.     MASTER  ROCKAFELLAR'S  VOYAGE.    By 

W.  Clark  Russell,  Author  of  *  The  Wreck  of  the  Grosvenor,'  etc. 
Illustrated  by  Gordon  Browne.     Crown  Svo.     y.  6d. 

•Mr.  Clark  Russell's  story  of  "Master  Rockafellar's  Voyage  "will  be  among  the 
favourites  of  the  Christmas  books.  There  is  a  rattle  and  "  go  "  all  through  it,  and 
Its  illustrations  are  charming  in  themselves,  and  very  much  above  the  average  in 
the  way  in  which  they  are  produced.  Mr.  Clark  Russell  is  thoroughly  at  home 
on  sea  and  with  boys,  and  he  manages  to  relate  and  combine  the  marvellous  in  so 
plausible  a  manner  that  we  are  quite  prepared  to  allow  that  Master  Rockafellar's 
is  no  unfair  example  of  every  midshipman's  first  voyage.  We  can  heartily  recom- 
mend this  pretty  book  to  the  notice  of  the  parents  and  friends  of  sea-loving  boys.' 
—Guardian. 


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Author  of  *  Mdle.  Mori.'    THE  SECRET  OF  MADAME  DE 
Monluc.     By  the  Author  of  *  The  Atelier  du  Lys,'  '  Mdle.  Mori.' 
Crown  Svo.     ^s. 
'  An  exquisite  literary  cameo.' —  World,  ^H 

Manville  Fenn.  SYD  BELTON  :  Or,  The  Boy  who  would  not 
go  to  Sea.  By  G.  Manville  Fenn,  Author  of  « In  the  King's 
Name,'  etc.     Illustrated  by  Gordon  Browne.     Crown  Hvo.     2^.  <od. 

*  Who  among  the  young  story-reading  public  will  not  rejoice  at  the  sight  of  the  old 

combination,  so  often  proved  admirable— a  story  by  Manville  Fenn,  illustrated 
by  Gordon  Browne  !  The  story,  too,  is  one  of  the  good  old  sort,  full  of  life  and 
vigour,  breeziness  and  fun.  It  begins  well  and  goes  on  better,  and  from  the 
time  Syd  joins  his  ship  exciting  incidents  follow  each  other  in  such  rapid  and  1 
brilliant  succession  that  nothing  short  of  absolute  compulsion  would  induce  the 
reader  to  lay  it  do-wn.'— Journal  of  Education. 

Parr.     DUMPS.     By  Mrs.  Parr,  Author  of  '  Adam  and  Eve,' 
'Dorothy  Fox,'  etc.     Illustrated  by  W.  Parkinson.     Crown  Zvo.  y 
2s.  ed.  '^ 

'  One  of  the  prettiest  stories  which  even  this  clever  writer  has  given  the  world  for  a 
long  time.' — World. 

*  A  very  sweet  and  touching  story.'— Pall  Mall  Gazette. 

Meade.  A  GIRL  OF  THE  PEOPLE.  By  L.  T.  Meade, 
Author  of  *  Scamp  and  I,'  etc.  Illustrated  by  R.  Barnes.  Crown 
Svo.     ss.  6d. 

'An  excellent  story.     Vivid  portraiture  of  character,  and  broad  and  whole; 

lessons  about  life.' — Spectator. 
'One  of  Mrs.  Meade's  most  fascinating  hoaVs,:— Daily  News. 

Meade.  HEPSY  GIPSY.  By  L.  T.  Meade.  Illustrated  b> 
EvERARD  Hopkins.     Crown  8vo,  2s.  6d. 

'  Mrs.  Meade  has  not  often  done  better  work  than  this. 'Spectator. 
'  The  writer  possesses  the  rare  gift  of  imaginative  realism,  and  some  of  her  simpler 
scenes  are  the  most  powerful.' — Manchester  Guardian. 

Meade.  THE  HONOURABLE  MISS  :  A  Tale  of  a  Country  , 
Town.  By  L.  T.  Meade,  Author  of  *  Scamp  and  I,'  '  A  Girl  of  thj 
People,'  etc.  With  Illustrations  by  Evbrard  Hopkins.  Cror*m 
Svo,  ss.  6d. 

Adams.    MY  LAND  OF  BEULAH.     By  Mrs.  Leith  Ad/ 
With  a  Frontispiece  by  Gordon  Browne.     Crown  Svo,  3s.  6d. 


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